return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "It's not as funny when he's awake.",
			GENERIC = "No blades for worms.",
			NOBITS = "Nah.",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I've crammed it as full as it will go.",
			NOTALLOWED = "What? Not allowed?",
		},
	},
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "Mmm. Nah. Don't really feel like sleeping.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "We can't sleep now! I need to do some MURDERS.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "It's too late for this now.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "It's too late for this now.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "Can't sleep, worms will eat me.",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Shield me, alleged plant!",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "I am burnt! Ow!",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "I did that on purpose!",
	
	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "I'm siiiiinging in the rain...",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "Tonight's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of asskicking.",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "Better watch out for any lurking Scott Shelbys.",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I don't get wet; water just wants to be around me!",
	
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "That exceeds even my abilities.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Ha! I wasn't even trying!",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Not the bees! Arrrgh!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "It loved me too much.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "You can't hide from us!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Ha! 'Tis but a scratch!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "I was frozen today!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "Bring it, heat! I'm not going to decompose today!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "It needs MORE POWER!",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I love a challenge!",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "The sun could bear my glory for only so long.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "I have defeated you, food!",
		PAINFUL = "I will not be defeated by mere food!",
		SPOILED = "Someone left this out for too long.",
		STALE = "Tolerable.",
		INVALID = "This dish is beneath me.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I will not go gentle into this good night!",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "From the abyss, I emerge.",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "I cannot be contained!",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "I KNOW EVERYTHING!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "It must be my magnetic personality.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I must consume!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "Hahaha! None can escape my mighty wrath!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Soon, I will find you.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "Clever. But not clever enough!",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "Even I have limits, apparently.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Ow, our head!",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I already knew all this.",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "MOSQUITOS!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "No sleeping! There's still baddies to smite!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "No sleeping. There's still so much fun to be had!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "There's still so much fun to be had.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I can't sleep when there's so much food waiting to be eaten.",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "No traps today!",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Prometheus was punished.",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "The earth trembles under my might!",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "The power of science compels me!",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "I've been breathed on harder than that!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Darkness just wants to be around me.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "It's a trap!",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "This is a fictional object.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "Worms are our friends!",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\n I can fix anything!",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "I can win.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "I win.",	
	ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "Something needs to poop on it.",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "CHAERG",
		PIG = "All forces, ATTACK!",
		PREY = "Fall to me, rodent!",
		SPIDER = "An honorable duel!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Two armies collide!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Tactical retreat!",
		PIG = "Run away! Keep running!",
		PREY = "We didn't need it anyway.",
		SPIDER = "We're letting you off with a warning!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "You just got lucky.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		GLOMMER = "Moon fairy.",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Moon flower.",
        	DEAD = "Nothing is sacred.",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "I don't believe in fairies.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Fairy dust.",
        BELL = "Belligerent",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "A statue made of fairy.",
        	EMPTY = "A statue made of [ERROR: FAIRY NOT FOUND].",
    	},
		WEBBERSKULL = "He deserves a proper burial.",
		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "You have worms instead of a face.",
			UNDERGROUND = "Do your thing, guy.",
			ABOVEGROUND = "Behold! The Underminer!",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "Probably filled with neat things.",
		MOLEHAT = "This is how night vision works.",
		NIGHTSTICK = "I no longer need the sun.",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "Where did he get the carrot?",
			BURNT = "If I can't have it, nobody can.",
		},
		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "Deciduous.",
		TURF_SANDY = "The sandiest bits of sand.",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "Bad turf.",
		BEARGER = "Hey, DJ, drop me some Beauty and the Beats!",
		BEARGERVEST = "To see me is to take a sudden chill.",
		ICEPACK = "Portable fridge.",
		BEARGER_FUR = "101 Beargers.",
		BIGFOOT = "You know what they say about men who summon big feet.",
		BONESHARD = "This is why I hate endoskeletons.",
		BUZZARD = "He's looking at me funny.",
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It thinks it's so tough.",
			PICKED = "I have defeated you!",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "Whatever calms the voices.",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "Why is this meat?",
		CACTUS_FLOWER = "Glorified rose.",
		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Needs more cold.",
			GENERIC = "Don't question it. We have bigger issues at hand.",
			HIGH = "Hell has frozen over.",
			LOW = "Somewhat cool.",
			NORMAL = "Paradox fire.",
			OUT = "It had too much fuel.",
		},
		CATCOON = "I hate cats.",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Cats think they're so great. If cats were so great, they'd be dogs.",
			EMPTY = "The cat's out of the bag.",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "Come at me, snakes.",
		COONTAIL = "I cut off its tail.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "The magic pot cooks by itself.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "I'm seriously wondering how it's cooking by itself.",
			DONE = "Ooooh, that looks good.",
			EMPTY = "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.",
			BURNT = "I'm great at this!",
		},
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"Big Brother is watching.",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "My armor is like tenfold shields.",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "It glows an unknown color.",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "Utterly fireproof.",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "Burn the witch!",
			BURNT = "Burned at the stake!",
			CHOPPED = "Executed!",
			GENERIC = "Plebian.",
			POISON = "This means WAR!",
		},
		ACORN_COOKED = "Mmm. Yule.",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "Such an adorable army.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I will build a civilization!",
			GROWING = "I sow the seads of a new society!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "All societies start with poo.",
			BURNT = "Scorched earth policy.",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Needs more cold.",
			GENERIC = "Don't question it. We've got bigger things to worry about.",
			HIGH = "Hell has frozen over.",
			LOW = "Somewhat cool.",
			NORMAL = "Faradox fire.",
			OUT = "It needs less fuel.",
		},
		FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "Snowball fight!",
			OFF = "You lose.",
			LOWFUEL = "Running low on snow, are you?",
		},
		ICEHAT = "What am I even doing with my life?",
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Sure is a goat, all right.",
			CHARGED = "Galvanized.",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "Ben Franklin ain't got **** on me!",
		GOATMILK = "I got it.",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "OMGWTFBBQ",
			DRYING = "Sweet and tangy.",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "This is the opposite of what you're supposed to do. Stop that.",
			GENERIC = "Pork puller.",
			BURNT = "I dried it out a little too much.",
		},
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Haha! Your neck stopped working!",
			BURNT = "Burned at the stake!",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Looks like my dad's old house.",
			BURNT = "I've got some insurance money to collect.",
		},
		FLOWERSALAD = "Yummy yummy.",
        ICECREAM = "I have no mouth, and yet ice cream.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "My guilty pleasure.",
        TRAILMIX = "For the grandest of hikes.",
        HOTCHILI = "Too cold.",
        GUACAMOLE = "The pun alone is all the food I need.",
		MOOSE = "I'm must be hallucinating again.",
		MOOSEEGG = "This is ridiculous.",
		MOSSLING = "This is a mad world.",
		FEATHERFAN = "Now I control the weather.",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "I'm down.",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "Take that, Geneva Conventions!",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "I bet he feels real silly right about now.",
			BURNT = "Goodbye.",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "Little pig, little pig, let me in!",
			GENERIC = "Some animals are more equal than others.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "He's 'sleeping'.",
			BURNT = "This is what happens when you use sticks, pig.",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "Let nothing go to waste.",
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "This is how meteorology works!",
			BURNT = "Can't predict that.",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "Now my head will never get wet!",
		RAINHAT = "The rain'll know to keep its distance now.",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "For science!",
			BURNT = "I hate science.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's all just chemistry.",
			BURNT = "Say my name.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I dabble in dark arts.",
			BURNT = "Magic!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "These are things man was not meant to know.",
			BURNT = "It was beyond even my comprehension.",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Looking good!",
			BURNT = "Looking better!",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I've got a great idea for a 'Titanic' sequel.",
			MELTED = "Right when I needed you most.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "Right when I needed you most. Jerk.",
		ICE = "Let's kick some ice.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "The snazziest bits of snazz.",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "For the most casual of days.",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Should relieve the tention.",
			BURNT = "Intents.",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "One letter away from a party.",
			BURNT = "It's not a party unless fire.",
		},
		TRANSISTOR = "This is how computers work!",
		TREASURECHEST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Hello, box.",
			BURNT = "Whoops.",
		},
		TUMBLEWEED = "Where does it come from? Where does it go? \n I don't know crap about tumbleweeds, yo.",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "Shield me, flowers!",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "lol no",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "What a stupid wall.",
			BURNT = "Take that, stupid wall.",
		},
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "This won't last.",
			BURNT = "It didn't last.",
		},
		WARG = "Hahahahaha! We are the predator! YOU are the prey!",
		WATERMELON = "No lie, my favorite fruit.",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "Even better.",
		WATERMELONHAT = "I know how to party.",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Seasons still confuse me, you see.",
			BURNT = "You could say it was a fair-weather friend.",
		},
		LIVINGTREE = "Trees are already alive. Why is this one different?",
		ICESTAFF = "What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!",
		WORMLIGHT = "What an eerie, calming glow.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "Your secret's safe with me, earthworm.",
		    DIRT = "Come join us, worm!",
		    WORM = "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!",
		},
		EEL = "Seaworm.",
		EEL_COOKED = "You will be put to good use, seaworm.",
		UNAGI = "It's what he would have wanted.",
		EYETURRET = "The best soldier.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "A wonderful addition to the army.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "I overcome everything!",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "Fittingly glamorous.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "I can make fancy things with this..",
		POND_ALGAE = "Look at that primitive lifeform!.",
		GREENSTAFF = "The laws of physics bend to me!",
		POTTEDFERN = "Useless.",
		SLURPER = "Hello, you crime against reality.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "I punched it until it died.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "I can feel my metabolism slowing.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "The third arm I never wanted.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "I create entire worlds.",
		YELLOWGEM = "I can taste the light.",
		ORANGEGEM = "It shines bright, I shine brighter..",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "If at first you don't succeed, you fail.",
			GEMS = "Needs crystallized rocks.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Power, on.",
			GEMS = "Needs gems.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "Next to it, I am a galaxy.",
       	ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
        	WORKING = "All of history led to me.",
        	BROKEN = "It's unfixable. Allegedy.",
        },
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "It's broked.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "Detects nightmare resin.",

        LICHEN = "Hello, fellow symbiote.",
		CUTLICHEN = "Prophetic.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "An accurate representation of horticulture.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Cooked bananas. They exist.",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "It is pretty warm in these caves.",
        ROCKY = "Disappointingly bad at boxing..",

		HOUNDSTOOTH = "This is what dentistry is!",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="Nigh-invulnerable.",
		BAT = "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na",
		BATBAT = "I'm having so much pun.",
		BATWING = "This will give me ninja training and money!",
		BATWING_COOKED = "I can taste the sparkles.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY = "Warm and fuzzy. I hate it.",
		BUNNYMAN = "Wrong gender.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="What is this?",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="What is this?",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="What is this?",
		GUANO="The bats fear me!",
		LANTERN="I literally glow.",
		LIGHTBULB="Edison ain't got nothing on ME.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="",
		MUSHTREE_TALL="Welcome to Pandora.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="Welcome to Pandora.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL="Welcome to Pandora.",
		SLURTLE="I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="It broke.",
		SLURTLEHAT="Nice hat.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="Nice place.",
		SLURTLESLIME="Life is an action movie.",
		SNURTLE="It wants to be different.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="Come out and fight me like a man!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="To scared to fight face-to-face!",
		SPIDERHOLE="Ha! They tried to hide from me!",
		STALAGMITE="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="Impermanent rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="Impermanent rocks.",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Turf.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "Turf.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Turf.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Turf.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Turf.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Turf.",
		TURF_ROAD = "Turf.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Turf.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "Turf.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Turf.",

		TURF_CAVE="Turf.",
		TURF_FUNGUS="Turf.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="Turf.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="Turf.",
		TURF_MUD="Turf.",

		POWCAKE = "Even it won't outlast me!",	
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="The depths fear me!",
            OPEN = "Gaze long into the abyss...",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "I ascend.",
		BOOMERANG = "The most faithful of weapons.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "Ooh, this is my jam!",
		ABIGAIL = "How delightfully morbid.",
		PIGGUARD = "How cute.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "The Hero's Journey begins!",
		AMULET = "I cannot be slain!",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "I will find you, and I will kill you.",
		ARMORGRASS = "Badgrass",
		ARMORMARBLE = "Probability of mission hindrance, ZERO PERCENT.",
		ARMORWOOD = "I ain't gonna die, 'cuz it's a waste of my time, yo!",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "I am a monster truck that walks as a man!",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "Cremates for life.",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "Cremates for life.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Cremates for life.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "Cremates for life.",
		},
		AXE = "All work and no play makes Kyle a dull boy.",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "I hate babies.",
			SLEEPING = "Aw, how cute. Kill it!",
		},
		BACKPACK = "I can carry everything!",
		BACONEGGS = "The wilderness offers naught but luxury.",
		BANDAGE = "I'M A REAL DOCTOR.",
		BASALT = "An immovable object meets an unstoppable force.",
		BEARDHAIR = "The beardiest of beards.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "As if I need to sleep.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "She speaks to me.",
			HELD = "Can you repeat that? I couldn't hear you.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "You have done well, insects.",
			GENERIC = "I can hear them singing.",
			NOHONEY = "They're working on it.",
			SOMEHONEY = "An army is nothing without its workers.",
			BURNT = "What have I done?",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "Do as I say!",
			GENERIC = "It exists for my benefit.",
			NAKED = "Take that, mammal!",
			SLEEPING = "Who said you could sleep?",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "I am Dovahkiin, Dragonborn!",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "It's warm and fuzzy.",
		BEEHAT = "Beehold.",
		BEEHIVE = "Unpaid laborers waiting to be put to use.",
		BEEMINE = "What love feels like.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "What love feels like.",
		BERRIES = "Tiny nutritional sacks.",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "Cooked plant eggs.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "Plants are so lazy.",
			WITHERED = "Every tree that does not bear fruit is cut down and thrown in the fire.",
			GENERIC = "Lesser fruits.",
			PICKED = "Get back to work.",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "For getting scum off the streets.",
			OCCUPIED = "I sympathize.",
			SLEEPING = "Wonderful bird, lovely plumage.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "Birds are super dumb.",
		BIRD_EGG = "Eggcellent.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "I love the taste of freshly ended lives.",
		BISHOP = "YOU ARE EXCOMMUNICATED.",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Die, slowly and painfully.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "I command their very minds!",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "Death from afar.",
		BLUEAMULET = "I've run out of ice puns..",
		BLUEGEM = "This is just carved ice.",
		BLUEPRINT = "Now I'm just a little bit smarter than everyone else.",
		BELL_BLUEPRINT = "The knowledge of the ancients, forcibly imparted.",
		BLUE_CAP = "Don't do drugs, kids.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Don't do drugs, kids.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Fungal reproductive organs.",
			INGROUND = "It's not in the mood.",
			PICKED = "Neutered.",
		},
		BOARDS = "Like boards, but rounder, and then flattened again.",
		BOAT = "It's a boat.",
		BONESTEW = "The pot is the tastiest part.",
		BUGNET = "I will enslave the lesser creatures.",
		BUSHHAT = "Ha! Those idiots actually fall for this!",
		BUTTER = "Pure calories.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "Something beautiful. I must take it.",
			HELD = "I have captured something beautiful.",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "I will absorb its former beauty.",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "The source of its power.",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "I'm letting it fade.",
			GENERIC = "Already, I have beaten nature.",
			HIGH = "I CAUSE forest fires!",
			LOW = "It's not terribly bright now.",
			NORMAL = "I've mastered the elements.",
			OUT = "Goodbye.",
		},
		CANE = "I run faster than ten fast men!",
		CARROT = "I just don't carrot all.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "So healthy. Mmhm. Yep.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "A root we've decided is edible.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "I bet the rabbits are real jealous.",
		CAVE_FERN = "How decorative.",
		CHARCOAL = "The manliest of tree bits.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "Junk",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Junk.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Junk.",
		CHESTER = "Welcome to the ranks, guy.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE = "The key to its heart.",
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "The suffering makes it all the tastier.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "Tonight, we feast like kings!",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "Eh. It's tolerable.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Cooked meat for kids and babies.",
		CORN = "The Corn Supremacy.",
		CORN_COOKED = "The Corn Ultimatum.",
		CORN_SEEDS = "The Corn Identity.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "The most pretentious of passoriformes.",
			HELD = "No more poetry for you.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "Binds the eggs together.",
		CUTREEDS = "Who even reeds anymore?",
		CUTSTONE = "Stone worms eat these.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "The Last Supper.",
		DEERCLOPS = "No more reindeer games!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "It's still alive, watching me. \n Better not disappoint.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "It ran out of grass.",
		},
		DIRTPILE = "How suspicious.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "Nothing nearby.",
			GENERIC = "Lead me to victory!",
			HOT = "Your capture is imminent!",
			WARM = "I will find you!",
			WARMER = "You can't hide from me!",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "The lock to victory.",
			READY = "I need to jam the key in there, then I win.",
			UNLOCKED = "Its secrets are revealed!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "Foolish of him to give me this.",
		DRAGONFLY = "We could've been friends, you and I.",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "AHAHA! Try all you want, you're only making this battle cooler!",
			COOL = "Booooring. You're boring.",
		},
		DRAGONFRUIT = "My favorite cactus.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "I eat dragons!",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "Plant plentiful Pitayas.",
		DRAGONPIE = "I could kill dragons with this.",
		DRUMSTICK = "Sorry, your pardon was denied.",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Gah, I wasted it.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "The planet requires renovation.",
		DUG_GRASS = "The planet requires renovation.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "The planet requires renovation.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "The planet requires renovation.",
		DURIAN = "King of all fruits. Pawn to me.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "It smells of sweet regicide.",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "I plant puppet monarchs.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "They're still alive. The added body heat really helps.",
		EGGPLANT = "Aubergine.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Can really taste the nicotinoid alkaloids.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Aubergine agriculture.",
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I can either grow a tree, or a worm.",
		    PLANTED = "Take that, worm.",
		},
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "You're in for a treet.",
			BURNT = "Haha, silly plants and their inability to react to stimuli.",
			CHOPPED = "Ha, it got chopped. How silly of it.",
			GENERIC = "I'm better than it.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "This is what happens when nerds go outside.",
			BURNT = "Nerd burn.",
			CHOPPED = "Take that, nerd tree.",
			GENERIC = "Too nerdy to breed.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "Windows to the optic nerve.",
		FEATHERHAT = "Dandy.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "It flew too close to the sun.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "It flew too close to the sun.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "It flew too close to the sun.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "Now I pull the strings!",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "How serene.",
			HELD = "Cancelled!",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "Be careful with that fire now, dog. Don't hurt yourself.",
		FIRESTAFF = "I am fire. I am death.",
		FISH = "Oh, how the tables have turned!",
		FISHINGROD = "Nobody ever taught me how to fish.",
		FISHSTICKS = "It deserves no less ridiculous of a name.",
		FISHTACOS = "The humiliation makes it that much tastier.",
		FISH_COOKED = "'Are you the prey?'. No. We are the predator.",
		FLINT = "Jagged rocks for jagged armor.",
		FLOWER = "Calming.",
		FLOWERHAT = "Caitlin would have liked this.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Eeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiil.",
		FOLIAGE = "Useless cave plant.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "Quarterback! Defensive lineman! Playoffs! Sports!",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Puny amphibian!",
			GENERIC = "My least favorite frog.",
			SLEEPING = "It suspects nothing.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Where's I get the bread?",
		FROGLEGS = "Don't worry. I left the frog alive.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Considered a delicacy. Why?",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "I put fruits in a pot, and get back the same fruits in a glass.",
		GEARS = "That really grinds my gears.",
		GHOST = "Now you have my permission to die.",
		GOLDENAXE = "Fit for a king.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "Fit for a king.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "Fit for a king.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "Fit for a king.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "Like my heart.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "A less respectable plant.",
			WITHERED = "It failed.",
			BURNING = "420 bla-- ok, hah, no, couldn't keep a straight face.",
			GENERIC = "Quite a respectable plant.",
			PICKED = "It needs time.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "Edible encephalopathy.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "It stops the voices, at least.",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Fungal reproductive organs.",
			INGROUND = "It's not in the mood.",
			PICKED = "Rendered sterile.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Kaboom, foamtastic!",
		HAMBAT = "I will beat you with your own limbs!",
		HAMMER = "When all you have is hammer...",
		HEALINGSALVE = "Fortifies my constitution.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "It was frozen today.",
			COLD = "Nice and cool.",
			GENERIC = "That rock sure looks fancy.",
			WARM = "Nice and warm.",
			HOT = "My own personal furnace.",
		},
		HOME = "It says something, but I can't read it.",
		HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I can't read it.",
			BURNT = "...no, still can't read it.",
		},
		HONEY = "Look what the bees made for me.",
		HONEYCOMB = "Look what the bees built for me.",
		HONEYHAM = "Tonight, I feast as a king!",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "Fast food. I can do better.",
		HORN = "It's horny.",
		HOUND = "Dogs love me.",
		HOUNDBONE = "Throw the dog a bone.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Threw the dog too many bones.",
		ICEBOX = "Refrigerated.",
		ICEHOUND = "It lives to freeze.",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "How totally normal and ununusual.",
			INACTIVE = "Still a rock.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "It's not the apocalypse unless there's jam in it.",
		KABOBS = "Dining on highest society, to the sound of violins.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It wants to be friends.",
			HELD = "It just wants a hug.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "Knnnnnnn-ighits",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "With you, I will build my ivory tower.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "With you, I will build an ivory tower.",
		KRAMPUS = "The big man on Krampus.",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "Now I'm the big man on Krampus.",
		LEIF = "You should make like a tree, and get out of here.",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "You should make like a tree, and go away.",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "UNLIMITED POWAH.",
			GENERIC = "Lightning now will strike in the same place twice.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "PATHETIC!",
		LIVINGLOG = "I love hearing it scream.",
		LOCKEDWES = "A prisoner of war. How pitiful.",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "Only you can prevent forest fires. Not me.",
			GENERIC = "Sturdy protection for developing worms.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "You don't really think I'll fall for that.",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "Not likely.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "Now I pull the strings!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "The screaming's stopped, but I'm still hearing voices.",
			GENERIC = "The voices are back. No, wait, it's just this thing.",
			PICKED = "Flippity flapjacks, will you be quiet?",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "I feast upon the screams of the fallen.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "I feed on your screams.",
		MARBLE = "There are statues built in my honor.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I am great Ozymandias!",
		MARBLETREE = "Better than nature.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Take this, rebellious plant!",
			GENERIC = "It's going through a phase.",
			PICKED = "Oh, it retaliates! That's adorable!",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "It is such a plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "I just want to watch the world burn.",
			BURNT = "Burn, useless tree.",
			CHOPPED = "Fall, useless tree.",
			GENERIC = "It's going through a phase.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "KNEEL TO ME!",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "That's the third one today.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "GLOW FOR ME, STONE.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "I will unravel its secrets.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "You either win, or you die.",
		MEAT = "My specialty is meat, and the lacerating thereof.",
		MEATBALLS = "Spaceballs, minus the space, and with meat.",
		MEAT_DRIED = "Crisp and tangy.",
		MERM = "Mere walking seafood.",
		MINERHAT = "Perfect for throwing huge rocks in the river.",
		MONKEY = "Primates for life.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "A fitting home for a lesser primate.",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "What a shameful dish.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "This dish is beneath me.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Still not something I want to eat.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "A disease-ridden pest.",
			HELD = "No, I'll give YOU malaria!",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "I'm now technically a vampire.",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "Worms and ichor.",
			GENERIC = "Rise from your grave!",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "It eats at our mind.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I can make SATAN WORMS.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "Hello, darkness, my old friend.",
		NITRE = "Sparks of life.",
		ONEMANBAND = "One Man's Band in No Man's Land.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "It contains all the world's evil. Let's open it.",
		PANFLUTE = "Sleep, now and forever.",
		PAPYRUS = "Usefull as a thin eggsack casing.",
		PENGUIN = "It's not that it can't fly, it just wants to walk the same earth as me.",
		PERD = "GOBBLE GOBBLE, MOTHERF!",
		PEROGIES = "That sweet, sweet Polish.",
		PETALS = "Nutrients to help the little wormies grow.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "Abloogy woogy woo.",
		PICKAXE = "For breaking rocks, notcherally.",
		PIGGYBACK = "I can do ALL OF THE HIKES.",
		PIGKING = "I'm in charge around here, bub.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "Rekt.",
			FOLLOWER = "Welcome, soldier.",
			GENERIC = "It thinks it's smart. Ha!",
			GUARD = "You fight in vain.",
			WEREPIG = "'Were' means 'man', not 'wolf', you clown.",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "Sprayed, flayed, and displayed.",
		PIGTENT = "A tent.",
		PIGTORCH = "You cannot defend it from ME.",
		PINECONE =
		{
		    GENERIC = "A great place for worm eggs to grow.",
		    PLANTED = "Tree eggs need to grow too. Needy buggers.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "Triple skewered!",
		PLANTMEAT = "Vegan paradox.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "Cooked vegan paradox.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "Sure is plant-like.",
			GROWING = "No, take your time. Don't want to rush you or anything.",
			READY = "You have done well, vegetable.",
			WITHERED = "Plants are such sissies.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "Even hell cannot contain me!",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Even hell cannot contain me!",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Even hell cannot contain me!",
		POND = "Trust me, I'm the Doctor.",
		POOP = "The worst the world has to offer.",
		PUMPKIN = "Cucurbita maximus.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Squashed squash.",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Mmm. Cooked squash.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "Trick or treat.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Pu'nkin guts.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "Regal.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Regal.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "What a dumb chordate.",
			HELD = "Your spine won't help you now!",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Take the red pill, and I'll show you how far the rabbit hole goes.",
			SPRING = "They took the blue pill.",
		},
		RATATOUILLE = "Admit it, we only know what this is because of that movie.",
		RAZOR = "It's Hanlon's.",
		REDGEM = "Pleasantly warm.",
		RED_CAP = "Don't do drugs, kids.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "Don't do drugs, kids.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Fungal reproductive organs.",
			INGROUND = "It's not in the mood.",
			PICKED = "Rendered sterile.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "No. Stop.",
			GENERIC = "Could be useful. Could be useless.",
			PICKED = "It needs to reedgrow.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I hate old things.",
            BROKEN = "I'm glad it's gone.",
        },
        RUBBLE = "All that remains.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "Veritable allegorical messiah.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "My favorite sidekick.",
			HELD = "I hate sidekicks.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "He was cast into the bowels of the earth, and pecked by birds.",
			HELD = "Can't peck anyone now.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "Now I pull the strings!",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Something, probably.",
			OUT = "Solid rock.",
			LOW = "The rock is solidifying.",
			NORMAL = "Eruption imminent.",
		},
		ROCK = "Shivering with antici-",
		ROCKS = "Autobots, rock out!",
        ROOK = "Queen to e4.",
		ROPE = "So knotty.",
		ROTTENEGG = "Oddly poignant.",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I'm sorry, Dave.",
			INACTIVE = "Well that's unusual.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Hahaha, what a stupid non-tree.",
			WITHERED = "You are weak!",
			GENERIC = "That tree has just given up on life.",
			PICKED = "This is what you get, jerk!",
		},
		SEEDS = "For the smallest of eggs.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "This could've been put to better use.",
		SEWING_KIT = "Unwastefulness!",
		SHOVEL = "I can move mountains!",
		SILK = "I hear that silkworms are still trying to claim copyright infringement.",
		SKELETON = "Exoskeletons are so much better.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "Since when have I had bones?",
		SKULLCHEST = "A must for any up-and-coming supervillain.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Shut up, bird.",
			HUNGRY = "You don't need food.",
			STARVING = "You don't need food.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "Jam-packed with nutrients.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "I miss the sauce.",
		SPEAR = "Are you not entertained?!",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "Rekt",
			GENERIC = "You bear witness to a force infinitely your greater.",
			SLEEPING = "Like fish in a barrel!",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "Its their secret base.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "You are but pawns.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Thank you for your... donation.",
		SPIDERHAT = "Resistance is futile.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "Another commander of bug armies. Infinitely my inferior.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "I am greater!",
			GENERIC = "Look how much better I am than it.",
			SLEEPING = "How miserable is he.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Spoiled it!",
		STATUEHARP = "He has left this mortal plane to join the choir invisible.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "The narcissism on display here is hilarious.",
		STINGER = "Pointy. Poisonous. Perfect.",
		STRAWHAT = "The hero's journey starts with a simple farmer.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "This sure is a food I can eat.",
		SUNKBOAT = "James Cameron ain't got nothin' on me.",
		SWEATERVEST = "Hey there, neighbor.",
		TAFFY = "Feed me sweets!",
		TALLBIRD = "That bird thinks he's so great.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "We're having eggs tonight!",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Take that, egg!",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Chill out.",
			GENERIC = "Shoot, eating it is now morally dubious.",
			HOT = "I hope you melt.",
			LONG = "It's trapped.",
			SHORT = "It's escaping!",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "That egg is already mine.",
			PICKED = "Take that, bird!",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Adolescents. Ugh.",
			HUNGRY = "You're not my responsibility.",
			STARVING = "Stop badgering me.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I have defeated you, place!",
			GENERIC = "An object, it looks like.",
			LOCKED = "Still locked. For now.",
			PARTIAL = "There is no way this won't work.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "A cardboard box.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "A crank.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "A potat0s.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "A wedding ring.",
		TELESTAFF = "Take the lemons!",
		TENTACLE = "Fhtagn.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "Complete with spikes of doom.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "Adorable.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "Exactly too big.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Cheater.",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Faux worms underneath.",
		TOPHAT = "I am the 1 percent of the 1 percent.",
		TORCH = "I will burn everything.",
		TRAP = "Fishhead never saw it coming.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "The tooth hurts.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "The tooth hurts.",
		TREECLUMP = "Freaky mutant tree.",
		TRINKET_1 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_10 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_11 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_12 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_2 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_3 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_4 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_5 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_6 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_7 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_8 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRINKET_9 = "A thing that does stuff.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Nice and warm",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "Protects me from the cold, uncaring winter.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "Quite a delicacy",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "Got your nose.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "Got your nose.",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "First world flooring. I think.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "Marble flooring.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Turf.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Turf.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Turf.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Turf.",
		TURF_ROAD = "Smoother turf.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Turf.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "Turf.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "I clearly have too many trees on hand.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "Stick a fork in me.",
		TWIGS = "Time to break some bones.",
		UMBRELLA = "Now I have bested you, weather!",
		WAFFLES = "I feel a twinge of nostalgia, for reasons unknown.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Strategically useless.",
		WALL_STONE = "Strategically pretty not useless.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Strategically not useless.",
		WALL_RUINS = "Strategically useless, antonymically speaking.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Strategically usseless, antonymically speaking.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Strategically good enough.",
		WALRUS = "I am Shamu.",
		WALRUSHAT = "What a stupid hat.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "They hide from me!",
			GENERIC = "It's inhabited. For now.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "Nothing left but tusks.",
		WASPHIVE = "Ugh, shut up! I don't want to buy any cookies!",
		WETGOOP = "The goopiest bits of goop.",
		WINTERHAT = "Caitlin had one like this, didn't she?",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I am a friend to all worms.",
			OPEN = "This worm is my friend.",
		},

		ARMORRUINS = "Death will have to take me sleeping. If I'm awake, there will be a fight.",
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "A cultist of robothulhu",
		GREENAMULET = "Must defy laws of physics!",	--Reduce cost of crafting
		GREENGEM = "Sure is green.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "Good night, knight.",
		MINOTAUR = "I don't even need any yarn.",	--Monster in labyrinth
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.",
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "Seemingly fueled by manifested REM-state residue.",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
			WARN = "Nightmare ectoplasm coagulating in the atmosphere.",	--Before nightmare
			WAXING = "Manifested schizophrenia permeating through the troposphere.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
			STEADY = "Fever dream levels at a fever pitch.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
			WANING = "Hallucinatory ectoplasm subsidizing.", --Nightmare 66% +
			DAWN = "Abstract substance concentration in air depleting.", --After nightmare
			CALM = "Fear levels depleted.",	--calm phase
			NOMAGIC = "", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		ORANGESTAFF = "Walking is for lesser folk.",	--Teleports player.
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "Got some screws loose.",
		RELIC = "I don't even need it.",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "Could be better.",	--Broken relic
		RUINS_BAT = "ALL HAIL THE KING.",
		RUINSHAT = "I reign.",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "What a lame jumpscare.",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		THULECITE = "The only mineral worthy of me.",
		YELLOWAMULET = "Engage ludicrous speed!",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I am good at everything!",
		LIVINGTREE = "I'm so much better at this 'being alive' thing than him.",   
		ICESTAFF = "Radiates temperatures of -374K.",     
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "Whatever it is, I'm better than it.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "The dark is scared of me!",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "It'd be great if you'd stop that. Thanks.",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "You have lost your being-alive privileges!",
	},
}

