return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "DANGER! TARGET IS AWAKE",
			GENERIC = "THAT IS NOT A VALID SHAVE TARGET",
			NOBITS = "THERE IS NO STUBBLE TO SHAVE",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS AT CAPACITY",
			NOTALLOWED = "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED",
		},
		WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "WRITE ERROR",
        },
        RUMMAGE =
        {   
            GENERIC = "ERROR: DON'T WANT TO",
        },
		COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "I DON'T WANT TO COOK",
            TOOFAR = "NOT IN OPTIMAL RANGE",
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO ATTEND TO",
            BURNING = "IT'S BURNING. OH WELL",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "WHY? THEY'RE DEAD.",
            SLEEPING = "THAT UNIT IS BUSY RECHARGING",
            BUSY = "TARGET IS PREOCCUPIED",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "ONLY A FLESHBRAIN WOULD NEED THAT EXPLAINED TO THEM",
            CANTLEARN = "THE KNOWLEDGE WAS PROBABLY OBSOLETE ANYWAY",
        },
		REPAIRBOAT =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT REQUIRES NO MAINTENANCE",
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "ERROR: ACTION UNAVAILABLE",
	ANNOUNCE_MAGIC_FAIL = "IT IS USELESS HERE",
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "SLEEPING SYSTEM COMPROMISED",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "WARNING: THREAT DETECTED. CANNOT INITIATE SIESTA MODE",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "ERROR: SIESTA MODE UNAVAILABLE AT NIGHT",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "ERROR: SIESTA MODE UNAVAILABLE AT NIGHT",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "CANNOT SIESTA ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "PROTECTIVE BRANCHES DETECTED",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "WARNING: HANDS NOT EQUIPPED FOR HIGH TEMPERATURES",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "ERROR: TOOL GRIP COMPROMISED",
	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "WARNING: WATER LEVELS RISING",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "WARNING: WATER LEVELS DANGEROUS. BAG OF RICE REQUIRED.",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "WARNINGERROR: WATR LEV",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "ERROR ERRORERROR: WWATEER LVVVVLS CATTSTROPHICC",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARGE = "**SYSTEM OVERLOAD**",
	ANNOUNCE_DISCHARGE = "SYSTEMS NOMINAL",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BEES!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "ERROR: CATCH FAILED",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "THREAT DETECTED",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "ERROR: UNKNOWN ATTACKER",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "MECHANISMS ARE FREEZING",
	ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "COMPASS DEGRADATION DETECTED",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "COMPONENTS OVERHEATING",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "WARNING: LARGE ATTACKER INCOMING",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "DELICIOUS",
		PAINFUL = "THAT WAS NOT FOOD",
		SPOILED = "SPOILED FOOD IS STILL FOOD",
		STALE = "STALE FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD",
		INVALID = "INCOMPATIBLE FOOD TYPE",
		YUCKY = "CONSUMPTION DENIED",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "OPTICAL SENSORS DEACTIVATED",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "HELLO WORLD",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "INFORMATION OVERLOAD",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "SOMETHING IS COMING",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "FUEL RESERVES LOW",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM: MINIMAL",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "END OF TRAIL",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "TRAIL DATA WIPED BY RAIN",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "ITEM EXCEEDS CARRYING CAPACITY",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "CPU REBOOTED",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "MATERIAL HAS LOW INFORMATIONAL CONTENT",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "MOSQUITOES!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "WARNING: THREAT DETECTED. SLEEP MODE DEACTIVATED",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "SLEEP MODE UNAVAILABLE DURING DAY",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "SLEEP MODE UNAVAILABLE DURING DAY",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "CAN NOT SLEEP ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR.",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "ANALYSIS COMPLETE. SITUATION STABLE.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "OUCH",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "EARTH DESTABILIZING",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "INFORMATION ADDED",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "DAMAGE DETECTED",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "TORCH EXHAUSTED",
    ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "COOLING DEVICE DESTROYED",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "MAGNETIC FIELD FAILURE",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "IT'S A TRAP",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "ALERT: OBJECT NOT FUNCTIONING TO SPECIFICATIONS",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "MY INPUTS ARE FULL OF SLIME",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nI CAN FIX THIS.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "WHY AM I DOING THIS?",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "TASK COMPLETE",	
	ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "SLIMY ORGANICS APPROACHING",
	ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "INSUFFICIENT FERTILIZER",
	ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "CIRCUIT INCOMPLETE. NO CHARGE RECEIVED.",

	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_PLANT = "LIFEFORM INCAPABLE OF GROWING IN CURRENT SETTING",

	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_DAMAGED = "DAMAGE SUSTAINED",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING = "DESTRUCTION IMPENDING",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING_IMMINENT = "DESTRUCTION IMMINENT",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAB_ESCAPE = "THE MEAT HAS ESCAPED",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_LOSECONTROL = "NAVIGATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE!",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_RETURN = "RETURNING TO CHARTED TERRITORY. WHEW",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_WARN = "EXITING CHARTED TERRITORY",
	ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "MORE VALUABLES NEARBY",
	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_TREASURE = "MY SCANS SHOW NO VALUABLES HERE",
	ANNOUNCE_SHARX = "AQUATIC PREDATORS INCOMING",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAWL_FULL = "READY TO REEL IN NET",
	ANNOUNCE_TREASURE = "VALUABLES DETECTED NEARBY",
	ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "GEOTHERMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED",
	ANNOUNCE_WAVE_BOOST = "01010111 01000101 01000101",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOCATED",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOST",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "ERROR",

	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "I WILL DESTROY YOU",
		PREY = "EXTERMINATE",
		PIG = "COMMENCING VIOLENCE",
		SPIDER = "COMBAT ENGAGED",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "ENGAGEMENT SUBROUTINES... ENGAGED",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED",
		PIG = "NEXT TIME, FILTHY ORGANIC",
		PREY = "YOU ARE FAR TOO INFERIOR",
		SPIDER = "YOU ARE BENEATH ME",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "TOUCHE",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		BIGFISHINGROD = "A LARGE MEAT COLLECTING STICK",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT",
			WAITING = "SLEEP MODE ACTIVE",
		},
		COFFEEBOT = "COMRADE",
		COMPASS =
		{
			E = "EAST",
			GENERIC = "UNABLE TO OBTAIN BEARINGS",
			N = "NORTH",
			NE = "NORTHEAST",
			NW = "NORTHWEST",
			S = "SOUTH",
			SE = "SOUTHEAST",
			SW = "SOUTHWEST",
			W = "WEST",
		},
		DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER = "USELESS NOW",
		DEVTOOL = "ERROR",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "ERROR",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL",
			GENERIC = "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT",
			HIGH = "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS",
			LOW = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW",
			NORMAL = "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING",
			OUT = "NO FIRE DETECTED",
		},
		HOUNDFIRE = "DANGEROUS CHEMICAL REACTION. EVACUATE",
		INVENTORYGRAVE = "HA. HA.",
		INVENTORYMOUND = "HA. HA.",
		RELIC =
		{
            GENERIC = "I HAVE NO NEED OF THIS",
            BROKEN = "NONFUNCTIONAL",
		},

		LAVA_POND_ROCK = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED.",

		SLURPERPELT = "THE SKIN OF A FILTHY ORGANIC BEAST",
		WOODLEGSBOAT = "IT COULD USE AN UPGRADE",
		WOODLEGSHAT = "BUT WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE",
		WOODLEGSSAIL = "THE ORGANICS KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF THEIR MORTALITY",
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "IT IS RUNNING LOW ON BATTERY LIFE",
		GLOMMER = "SENTIENT VERSION OF STONE INSECT",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "ESPECIALLY RIGID FLOWER",
        	DEAD = "RIGIDITY MAINTAINED",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "ESPECIALLY RIGID WINGS",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "SLIME OF UNCLEAR ORIGINS",
        BELL = "BZZ BZZ BZZ",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "STONE INSECT",
        	EMPTY = "SMASHED STONE INSECT",
    	},
		WEBBERSKULL = "ANALYSIS SHOWS 50% SPIDER AND 50% HUMAN",
		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "VIBRATIONS IN POCKET DETECTED",
			UNDERGROUND = "MINOR SEISMIC ACTIVITY DETECTED",
			ABOVEGROUND = "SOURCE OF SEISMIC ACTIVITY DISCOVERED",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "HOME OF A SMALL DIGGER",
		MOLEHAT = "DIGGER HAS CURIOUS SIGHT",
		NIGHTSTICK = "WEAPON OF CHOICE",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "THAT IS ONE LARGE CARROT",
			BURNT = "THAT IS ONE LARGE ROASTED CARROT",
		},
		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_SANDY = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "GROUND PARTS",
		BEARGER = "HIBERNATION IMMINENT",
		BEARGERVEST = "EXTREMELY LUSH VEST",
		ICEPACK = "INTERIOR THERMALS STABLE",
		BEARGER_FUR = "MAXIMALLY THICK FUR",
		FURTUFT = "UNPLEASANTLY FUZZY", 
		BIGFOOT = "OVERSIZED FOOT. HIGHLY DANGEROUS.",
		BONESHARD = "PIECES OF STRUCTURAL SUPPORT SYSTEM",
		BUZZARD = "GARBAGE COLLECTOR LIFEFORM",
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "PROTECTIVE BARRIER PRESENT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.",
			PICKED = "NO NUTRIENT-RICH MATERIAL REMAINING AT THIS TIME",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "PROTECTIVE BARRIER REMOVED",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "PROTECTIVE BARRIER REMAINS",
		CACTUS_FLOWER = "REASON FOR BARRIER",
		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL",
			GENERIC = "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT",
			HIGH = "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS",
			LOW = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW",
			NORMAL = "INVERTED FIRE. STRANGE.",
			OUT = "NO FIRE DETECTED",
		},
		CATCOON = "CLAWS OUT",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "LIFE LOOP ITERATING",
			EMPTY = "LIFE LOOP ENDED",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "FURRY HEAD COVERING",
		COONTAIL = "TAIL ACQUIRED",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED",
			COOKING_SHORT = "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE",
			DONE = "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE",
			EMPTY = "I CAN REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS",
			BURNT = "POT MALFUNCTIONING",
		},
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"EYE MATERIAL IS SURPRISINGLY ELASTIC",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "SCALES FUNCTION SIMILAR TO MINIATURE FLAMETHROWERS",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "FLAME-TREATED BODY PLATING",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "CAN HANDLE EXTREMELY HIGH TEMPERATURES",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT",
			BURNT = "I WIN. GOOD.",
			CHOPPED = "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED",
			GENERIC = "TARGET ACQUIRED",
			POISON = "THE MONSTER WITHIN REARS ITS HEAD",
		},
		ACORN_COOKED = "THE TREE HAS BEEN KILLED AND TURNED INTO NUTRIENTS",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "ANOTHER HORRIBLE OFFERING OF THE NATURAL WORLD",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS NOT CURRENTLY ACTIVE",
			GROWING = "LIFE IS INEFFICIENT",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "ITS RESOURCES ARE EXHAUSTED",
			BURNT = "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL",
			GENERIC = "COLD AND LIGHT",
			HIGH = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS EXCEED DESIGN PARAMETERS",
			LOW = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW",
			NORMAL = "THIS ENDOTHERMIC FIRE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL",
			OUT = "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED",
		},
		FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "FRIEND IS WHIRRING",
			OFF = "QUIET FRIEND",
			LOWFUEL = "FRIEND NEEDS FOOD BADLY",
		},
		ICEHAT = "HAT SEEMS DANGEROUS TO MY FUNCTION",
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "DOES IT HAVE MECHANICAL INSIDES?",
			CHARGED = "CHARGE IS INSUFFICIENT TO POWER OVERLOAD",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "THIS IS A GOOD HORN",
		GOATMILK = "EXCITED MILK",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "NEW PROTEINS ACQUIRED",
			DRYING = "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "MEATSACKS WILL NOT DRY IN RAIN",
			GENERIC = "I COULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE",
			BURNT = "MEATSACK MASS IS TOO HIGH FOR DETERIORATED RACK",
		},
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "THE FISHBEAST IS MORE IDIOTIC LOOKING THAN USUAL.",
			BURNT = "TRIAL BY FIRE",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "OUTDATED ABODE",
			BURNT = "DILAPIDATED ABODE",
		},
		FLOWERSALAD = "SALAD ASSEMBLY: COMPLETED",
        ICECREAM = "SWEET DAIRY",
        WATERMELONICLE = "WATERMELON ON ICE",
        TRAILMIX = "HIGHLY NUTRITIONAL",
        HOTCHILI = "SPICE MAGNITUDE EXTREMELY HIGH",
        GUACAMOLE = "METHODS SEEM SUSPECT",
		MOOSE = "ANALYSIS RESULTS UNCERTAIN",
		MOOSEEGG = "PROBES UNABLE TO PENETRATE EXTERIOR SHELL",
		MOSSLING = "OFFSPRING OF UNCERTAIN MAKEUP",
		FEATHERFAN = "EXCELLENT COOLING SYSTEM",
		TROPICALFAN = "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY",
		MINIFAN = "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "FEATHERS FROM STRANGE LIFEFORMS",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "TREACHEROUSLY POWERFUL GUSTS",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "THAT PIG WILL FEEL SILLY WHEN HE NOTICES HE HAS LOST HIS HEAD MODULE.",
			BURNT = "HEAD MODULE EXPIRED",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "OCCUPIED",
			GENERIC = "THE FURNITURE IS ALL PIG-SHAPED",
			LIGHTSOUT = "THE OCCUPANT MUST BE SLEEPING",
			BURNT = "EMPTY",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "BUCKET OF ANIMAL WASTE",
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "WELCOME, BROTHER.",
			BURNT = "YOU ARE MISSED, BROTHER.",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "PERFECT PROTECTION AT THE COST OF AN INCOMPLETE CIRCUIT",
		RAINHAT = "INSULATED PROTECTION FROM WATER DAMAGE",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "MOTHER?",
			BURNT = "MOTHER, NO!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "HELLO, FRIEND",
			BURNT = "GOODBYE, FRIEND",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "PERHAPS IT IS TOO POWERFUL.",
			BURNT = "IT HAS LOST ITS POWER",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "WITH THIS EXTRA POWER I HAVE... MORE POWER!",
			BURNT = "I HAVE LOST MY ADDITIONAL POWER",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "WHO IS THAT?",
			BURNT = "MYSTERIOUS MAN IS DEAD",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I REQUIRE AN ICEBREAKER",
			MELTED = "USELESS CONFIGURATION OF WATER",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "USELESS CONFIGURATION OF WATER ROCK",
		ICE = "AT LEAST IT IS SOLID WATER",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "PREVENTS INTERNAL SYSTEMS FROM REACHING HAZARDOUS TEMPERATURES",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "ROBOTS HAVE CASUAL DRESS EVERYDAY",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I CAN REBOOT IN THERE",
			BURNT = "UNSATISFACTORY CONDITIONS FOR REBOOT",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I CAN HIBERNATE MY SESSION IN THERE",
			BURNT = "UNSATISFACTORY CONDITIONS FOR HIBERNATE MODE",
		},
		TRANSISTOR = "GREETINGS, SISTER",
		TREASURECHEST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT",
			BURNT = "STORAGE SIZE REDUCED TO ZERO",
		},
		TUMBLEWEED = "IT COULD CONTAIN MANY THINGS",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "MODERATE STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN",
		PALMLEAF_UMBRELLA = "PALMY MODERATE STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "WARNING: UNIMPLEMENTED",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "THAT SEEMS SUBOPTIMAL",
			BURNT = "EVEN LESS OPTIMAL",
		},
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I AM SOMEWHAT REASSURED",
			BURNT = "I AM NOW LESS REASSURED",
		},
		WARG = "IT LIVES TO EAT LARGE THINGS",
		WATERMELON = "SPHERE OF JUICE",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "HOT JUICE",
		WATERMELONHAT = "HAT SEEMS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY FUNCTION",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "HELLO, FRIEND.",
			BURNT = "FAREWELL, FRIEND.",
		},
		LIVINGTREE = "THE NATURAL WORLD IS AN ALARMING PLACE",
		ICESTAFF = "THIS IS MY COLD STICK",
		WORMLIGHT = "MAGIC LIGHT BERRY.",
		WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "THIS ONE CAME FROM A PLANT",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS",
		    DIRT = "WARNING. LIFE DETECTED.",
		    WORM = "THREAT IMMINENT",
		},
		WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS",
		EEL = "I TOOK IT FROM ITS HOME. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME!",
		EEL_COOKED = "THE FLAMES HELP CONDENSE THE ENERGY.",
		UNAGI = "A FANCIER FUEL PACK.",
		EYETURRET = "I HAVE TAMED MIGHTY BEASTS TO FIGHT FOR ME.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "IT REQUIRES INSTALLATION",
		MINOTAURHORN = "A TROPHY TO REMEMBER GOOD TIMES. LIKE WHEN YOU DIED",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "CHEST HAS POINTY EARS.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "THESE COULD BE DEFRAGMENTED TO CREATE A BIGGER PIECE",
		POND_ALGAE = "LOOK AT IT STRUGGLE TO LIVE.",
		GREENSTAFF = "HAHAHA! SUCH A POWERFUL TOOL.",
		POTTEDFERN = "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP LURE VICTIMS TO MY BASE.",

		BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "DAMAGE!",
		BURNT_MARSH_BUSH = "BURNED",
		SCORCHED_SKELETON = "THE FLESHLING FRIED ITS CIRCUITS",
		CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "HA HA, DESTROYED",
		SLURPER = "IT VIOLATED MY SMELLING MODULE.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "A MEATSACK",
		SLURPERPELT = "A HAIRY MEATSACK",
		ARMORSLURPER = "FURRY INSULATION FOR MY WIRES.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "A WIRELESS ARM MODULE.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "THESE GEMS WORK WELL WITH STICKS.",
		YELLOWGEM = "IT IS RATHER HEAVY.",
		ORANGEGEM = "IT SHIMMERS IN MY HANDS.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "IT IS READY FOR USE.",
			GEMS = "I MUST PROVIDE POWER TO MY CREATION.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "POWER == ON",
			GEMS = "IT REQUIRES A BATTERY",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "SUCH POWER!!",
       	ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
        	WORKING = "ERROR: CAUSALITY COMPROMISED",
        	BROKEN = "ERROR: PSEUDOSCIENCE UNWORKABLE",
        },
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "ERROR: PSEUDOSCIENCE UNWORKABLE",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "A NIGHTMARE INDICATOR",

        LICHEN = "A SLOW GROWING SYMBIOTE",
		CUTLICHEN = "THIS WILL CRUMBLE AWAY SOON.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "MORE CARBON",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "THESE FOOD THINGS ARE SO TEDIOUS",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "LIFE FINDS A WAY, UNFORTUNATELY",
        ROCKY = "MY SHELL IS NICER",

		HOUNDSTOOTH="MASTICATING EDGE",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="HOUSING MODULE",
		BAT="FLYING RAT",
		BATBAT = "AHHAHA! FREE POWER!",
		BATWING="FLYING MECHANISM",
		BATWING_COOKED="BROKEN FLYING MECHANISM",
		BATCAVE = "IT'S FULL OF MAMMAL POOP",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="COMFORT IS AN ILLUSION",
		BUNNYMAN="ITS METABOLISM OFFENDS ME",
		FLOWER_CAVE="POWER SOURCE: UNKNOWN",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="POWER SOURCE: UNKNOWN",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="POWER SOURCE: UNKNOWN",
		GUANO="MORE POOP. SIGH.",
		LANTERN="LIGHT THE WAY, FRIEND",
		LIGHTBULB="BIOLUMINESCENCE IS GROSS",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="FUZZY BUNNY NUMBER ONE",
		MUSHTREE_TALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "IT IS ADVANTAGEOUSLY BRIGHT",
            BLOOM = "ORGANICS ARE ALWAYS REPRODUCING THEMSELVES. WHY",
        },
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM=
		{
            GENERIC = "SHINY RED",
            BLOOM = "IT'S POLLUTING THE AIR WITH REPRODUCTIVE SPEWINGS",
        },
		MUSHTREE_SMALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "SHINY GREEN",
            BLOOM = "IT KEEPS PRODUCING POWER AND FLUFF-FILTH",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "THE ORGANISMS ARE COMPETING",
        SPORE_TALL = "DOES IT RUN ON BATTERIES?",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "DOES IT RUN ON BATTERIES?",
        SPORE_SMALL = "DOES IT RUN ON BATTERIES?",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "I HAVE CAPTURED IT",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "I HAVE CAPTURED IT",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "I HAVE CAPTURED IT",
		MUSHTREE_TALL="IT IS USEFULLY BRIGHT",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="SHINY RED",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL="SHINY GREEN",

		SLURTLE="HE HAS A SHELL LIKE ME",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="THEY DON'T FIT BACK TOGETHER",
		SLURTLEHAT="THIS MAKES ME HAPPY",
		SLURTLEHOLE="THEY DON'T WEAR THEIR SHELLS IN THERE",
		SLURTLESLIME="NOT LOGICAL.",
		SNURTLE="DIFFERENT SHELL, SAME SLUG",
		SPIDER_HIDER="AN ARMORED SPIDER",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="A PROJECTILE SPIDER",
		SPIDERHOLE="SPIDERS DETECTED",
		SPIDERHOLE_ROCK ="SPIDERS DETECTED",
		STALAGMITE="ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_MED="ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="ROCK WITH ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="ROCK WITH ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="ROCK WITH ROCKS",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="ROCK WITH ROCKS",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_DIRT = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FOREST = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_GRASS = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_MARSH = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_ROAD = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_ROCKY = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "GROUND PARTS",

		TURF_CAVE="GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FUNGUS="GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_MUD="GROUND PARTS",

		POWCAKE = "IT NEVER GOES BAD",	
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "DESCENT BLOCKED. HOW TO PROCEED?",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "DESCENT BLOCKED. HOW TO PROCEED?",
		
		CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "ERROR: DON'T WANT TO",
            OPEN = "DESCEND?",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "ERROR: DON'T WANT TO",
            OPEN = "SOLAR ARRAY NEEDS REFUELING.",
        },

		BOOMERANG = "REUSABLE PROJECTILE.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "IT IS A MUSICAL SLAVE.",
		ABIGAIL = "UNDEAD ALERT",
		PIGGUARD = "HOSTILE DETECTED.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "HE IS NOT MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST",
		AMULET = "ANOMALY DETECTED",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "LIFEFORM DETECTED",
		ARMORGRASS = "THIS WILL ADD EXTRA PROTECTION TO MY METAL CASING.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING.",
		ARMORWOOD = "UPGRADED ARMOR",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "OUTPUT OF FIRE PROGRAM.",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "OUTPUT OF FLOWER TELEPORTATION PROGRAM.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "OUTPUT OF EYEBONE TELEPORTATION PROGRAM.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "OUTPUT OF FIRE PROGRAM. INPUT UNDETERMINED.",
		},
		AXE = "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS STILL INITIALIZING",
			SLEEPING = "REST FUNCTION ACTIVATED",
		},
		BACKPACK = "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE",
		BACONEGGS = "DESIGNATING: MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY",
		BANDAGE = "TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE DEVICE.",
		BASALT = "INSUFFICIENT DESTRUCTIVE ABILITIES",
		BEARDHAIR = "DISGUSTING",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "SLEEP( 1000 )",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "A MINDLESS DRONE. I LIKE HIM.",
			HELD = "ITS VIBRATIONS ARE COMFORTING",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH",
			READY = "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH",
			GENERIC = "WORK HARDER, BEES",
			NOHONEY = "NO HONEY DETECTED",
			SOMEHONEY = "HONEY LEVELS ARE LOW",
			BURNT = "ACTIVITY LEVELS AT ZERO",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "FOLLOW ME WITHOUT QUESTION.",
			GENERIC = "IT STINKS OF MEAT",
			NAKED = "I HAVE HUMILIATED IT. GOOD.",
			SLEEPING = "IT BEGS TO BE TIPPED OVER",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS",
		BEEHAT = "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS",
		BEEHIVE = "HOW INDUSTRIOUS",
		BEEMINE = "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "AGGRESSIVE LIFEFORMS WITHIN",
		BERRIES = "THEY REMIND ME OF BLOOD",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "THEY HAVE LOST STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "THE SYSTEM IS DOWN",
			WITHERED = "THE SYSTEM HAS OVERHEATED",
			GENERIC = "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSER",
			PICKED = "IT IS REBOOTING",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I WILL IMPRISON THE FLESHLINGS.",
			OCCUPIED = "HA HA. THERE IS NO ESCAPE",
			SLEEPING = "WAKE UP, FLESHLING.",
			HUNGRY = "FLESHLINGS ARE SO PICKY.",
			STARVING = "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?",
			DEAD = "IT'S BROKEN.",
			SKELETON = "IT MUST BE OUT OF BATTERIES.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "STUPID BIRDS. HA.",
		BIRD_EGG = "I HATE YOU, EGG",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPROVEMENT",
		BISHOP = "REVEREND AUTOMATON",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "ACCELERATES SHARP OBJECTS TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS",
		BLUEAMULET = "THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEATSINK.",
		BLUEGEM = "IT IS SLIGHTLY COLD",
		BLUEPRINT = "KNOWLEDGE WAITING TO BE ABSORBED.",
		BELL_BLUEPRINT = "KNOWLEDGE WAITING TO BE ABSORBED.",
		BLUE_CAP = "MEDICINAL FUNGUS",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "MODIFIED FUNGUS",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "BLUE FUNGUS",
			INGROUND = "IT IS HIDING",
			PICKED = "I TOOK IT.",
		},
		BOARDS = "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW",
		BOAT = "BOAT",
		BONESTEW = "NUTRITION ACQUIRED",
		BUGNET = "DEBUGGING IMPLEMENT",
		BUSHHAT = "HOW DEMEANING",
		BUTTER = "THIS IS IMPROBABLE",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT THINKS IT IS SO PRETTY",
			HELD = "SQUISH",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "THE INNOCENCE ADDS FLAVOR",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "IRIDESCENT",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL",
			GENERIC = "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT",
			HIGH = "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS",
			LOW = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW",
			NORMAL = "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING",
			OUT = "NO FIRE DETECTED",
		},
		CANE = "ASSISTED LOCOMOTION DEVICE",
		CARROT = "NUTRITIOUS",
		CARROT_COOKED = "IT IS FLOPPY NOW",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "ROBOT NEEDS FOOD",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR ORANGE DIRT VEGETABLES",
		CAVE_FERN = "YOUR CHARMS WILL NOT WORK ON ME, PLANT.",
		CHARCOAL = "COMPRESSED DEAD MATTER. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "EX-AUTOMATON",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "EX-AUTOMATON",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "EX-AUTOMATON",
		CHESTER = "THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTIENT",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE = "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT",
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "I WIN",
		COOKEDMEAT = "FIRE MAKES THINGS BETTER",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "IT IS STILL SOMEWHAT INCOMPATIBLE",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "IT TASTES LIKE BURNT REVENGE",
		CORN = "SAY(CORNY_JOKE)",
		CORN_COOKED = "EMPTY CALORIES",
		CORN_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR YELLOW CALORIE CONES",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS SMARTER THAN MOST HUMANS",
			HELD = "NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU?",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "PLANT MATTER",
		CUTREEDS = "HOLLOW PLANT MATTER",
		CUTSTONE = "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS",
		DEADLYFEAST = "POISON DETECTED",
		DEERCLOPS = "DANGER! THREAT INCOMING!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "A GIANT ORGANIC LENS",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "AN EXPIRED TUFT OF GRASS",
		},
		DIRTPILE = "UNKNOWN PILE FORMAT",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "SIGNAL STRENGTH: LOW",
			GENERIC = "IT WANTS ITS MOTHER",
			HOT = "SIGNAL STRENGTH: EXTREMELY HIGH",
			WARM = "SIGNAL STRENGTH: MEDIUM",
			WARMER = "SIGNAL STRENGTH: HIGH",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "PURPOSE UNCLEAR.",
			READY = "INPUT OF LARGE KEY WILL BRING ROD ONLINE.",
			UNLOCKED = "ROD IS FULLY OPERATIONAL.",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "ROD COULD BE A USEFUL TOOL.",
		DRAGONFLY = "HIGH TEMPERATURE RADIATING FROM FLY BEAST.",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "SALIVA AT HAZARDOUS TEMPERATURE LEVELS.",
			COOL = "SALIVA HAS COOLED AND IS APPROACHABLE.",
		},
		LAVA_POND = "THE FOUL MAW CONSUMES FLESH AND STEEL ALIKE",
		LAVAE = "SMELLS LIKE BURNING.",
		LAVAE_PET = 
		{
			STARVING = "IT NEEDS FUEL.",
			HUNGRY = "ITS FUEL RESERVES ARE LOW.",
			CONTENT = "ALL CONDITIONS SEEM NORMAL.",
			GENERIC = "IT SERVES ME.",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "CONTAINS PARTS TO BUILD ONE LAVAE.",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "THE EGG IS TOO COLD.",
			COMFY = "THE EGG IS DOING WELL.",
		},
		LAVAE_TOOTH = "I GUESS IT DOESN'T NEED THAT PART.",

		DRAGONFRUIT = "IT HAS HEALING PROPERTIES",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "I SHOULD EAT THIS SOON",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR HEALING FRUIT",
		DRAGONPIE = "SO MUCH CELLULOSE",
		DRUMSTICK = "LIVING THINGS ARE MADE OF FASCINATING PARTS",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "A TASTE SENSATION",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND",
		DUG_GRASS = "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND",
		DUG_SAPLING = "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND",
		DURIAN = "GOOD THING I LACK A NOSE",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "STILL NOT GOOD",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FILTHY STINK PLANTS",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "I WILL UTILIZE THEIR FURRINESS",
		EGGPLANT = "IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "FANCY",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR ILLOGICAL PLANTS",
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "HOW DOES THE TREE FIT IN THERE?",
		    PLANTED = "SOON THE TREE WILL GROW.",
		},
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT",
			BURNT = "I WIN. GOOD.",
			CHOPPED = "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED",
			GENERIC = "TARGET ACQUIRED",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT",
			BURNT = "I WIN. GOOD.",
			CHOPPED = "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED",
			GENERIC = "PATHETIC TREE DROPS NO BABIES",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "EXTERNAL SIGHT MODULES.",
		FEATHERHAT = "I STILL CAN NOT FLY",
		FEATHER_CROW = "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD",
		FEM_PUPPET = "SHE APPEARS TO BE TRAPPED.",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "BIOLUMINESCENT INSECTS",
			HELD = "THEY ARE VERY LIGHT",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "IT LIVES TO BURN",
		FIRESTAFF = "THIS STAFF HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR COMBUSTION.",
		FISH = "IT'S TO SCALE",
		FISHINGROD = "I DO NOT LIKE WATER",
		FISHSTICKS = "FISH FLAVORED ENERGY RODS",
		FISHTACOS = "THE FISH HAVE FULFILLED THEIR HIGHER PURPOSE",
		FISH_MED = "THE FLESHLING STOOD NO CHANCE",
		FISH_MED_COOKED = "MISSING ADDON... CHIPS",
		FISH_COOKED = "MISSING ADDON... CHIPS",
		FLINT = "THIS ROCK IS SHARPER THAN MOST",
		FLOWER = "MY APPRECIATION FOR BEAUTY IS LIMITED",
		FLOWERHAT = "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD",
		FLOWER_WITHERED = "HAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "HEY THERE, FLOWERS. WANNA... KILL ALL HUMANS?",
		FOLIAGE = "I ENDED A LIFE. YAY.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "I WIN",
			GENERIC = "POTENTIAL BUNWICH",
			SLEEPING = "I SHOULD HARVEST IT",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "DELICIOUS FROG FUEL",
		FROGLEGS = "REPLACEMENT PARTS FOR FROGS",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "THEY ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS NOW",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "ENERGY IN A CUP",
		GEARS = "OH NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?",
		GHOST = "ERROR: UNKNOWN",
		GOLDENAXE = "GOLD AXE IS *MORE* DURABLE?",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "GOLD PICK IS *MORE* DURABLE?",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "GOLD IS *MORE* DURABLE?",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "GOLD SHOVEL IS *MORE* DURABLE?",
		GOLDNUGGET = "I APPRECIATE ITS CONDUCTIVITY",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "FERTILIZATION REQUIRED",
			WITHERED = "NEEDS IMPROVED COOLING SYSTEM",
			BURNING = "OOPS",
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS COMBUSTIBLE",
			PICKED = "IT WILL RETURN SOON",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "CULINARY FUNGUS",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "MODIFIED FUNGUS",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "GREEN FUNGUS",
			INGROUND = "IT IS HIDING",
			PICKED = "I TOOK IT.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "PUTS THE \"POW\" IN \"POWDER\"",
		HAMBAT = "TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS.",
		HAMMER = "DECONSTRUCTION",
		HEALINGSALVE = "KILL MICROLIFE TO SAVE MACROLIFE",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "TEMPERATURE MINIMAL",
			COLD = "TEMPERATURE SLIGHTLY BELOW NORMAL",
			GENERIC = "A DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE DEVICE",
			WARM = "MINOR THERMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED",
			HOT = "TEMPERATURE MAXIMAL",
		},
		HOME = "WHO WROTE THAT?",
		HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "\"YOU ARE HERE\"",
			BURNT = "YOU ARE BURNT.",
		},
		HONEY = "IT IS A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR MY GEARS",
		HONEYCOMB = "ONE UNIT OF BEE STORAGE",
		HONEYHAM = "HIGH QUALITY BIOFUEL DETECTED",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "PLEASE INSERT INTO MOUTH",
		HORN = "UNHYGIENIC",
		HOUND = "IT LIVES TO EAT",
		HOUNDBONE = "EXOSKELETON FOR INSIDES. PROVIDES STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "SOMETHING DANGEROUS RESIDES HERE",
		ICEBOX = "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER",
		ICEHOUND = "IT LIVES TO FREEZE",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "MY MAPPING MODULE SHOWS NO RECORD OF THIS OBSTRUCTION.",
			INACTIVE = "IT APPEARS TO BE MOSTLY UNDERGROUND",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "THERE'S JAM IN MY CIRCUITRY.",
		KABOBS = "SHOVE MEAT ON STICK. SHOVE STICK IN FACE.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT HAS A STINGER AND A BAD ATTITUDE",
			HELD = "WARNING: KILLER BEE IN POCKET",
		},
		KNIGHT = "HORSE AUTOMATON",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "POSSESSES AMPLE ENERGY RESERVES",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH",
		KRAMPUS = "STOP! THIEF!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "STORAGE MODULE 2.0",
		LEIF = "WARNING: MOBILE TREE",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "WARNING: MOBILE TREE",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "BACKUP POWER",
			GENERIC = "SURGE PROTECTION",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "PATHETIC",
		LIVINGLOG = "EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG",
		LOCKEDWES = "SILENT HUMAN TRAPPED BY STATUES",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "IT IS AFLAME",
			GENERIC = "LOG(1) = 0",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "AWW, IT'S JUST AS EVIL AS I AM.",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "THE POWER TO START LIFE.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "HE APPEARS TO BE TRAPPED.",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "I HAVE KILLED IT. GOOD.",
			GENERIC = "IT IS A PLANT",
			PICKED = "WHAT DO YOU WANT?",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "TARGET DESTROYED. HA HA.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "I HAVE KILLED IT TWICE. HA.",
		MARBLE = "I SHOULD BUILD A STATUE OF MYSELF.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "CRUMBLING REMAINS. HAH.",
		MARBLETREE = "LOOKS LIKE A VERY TOUGH TREE.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNT = "THORNS. BURNT.",
			BURNING = "THORNS_FLAMMABLE == YES VERY",
			GENERIC = "BRAMBLES.",
			PICKED = "BRAMBLES FIGHT BACK.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "SPIKY TREE IGNITED",
			BURNT = "THE SPIKY TREE IS NO MORE",
			CHOPPED = "SPIKY TREE DEFEATED",
			GENERIC = "A SPIKY TREE",
		},
		MAXWELL = "HE IS AN UNKNOWN",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "IT APPEARS TO BE SOME SORT OF PROJECTION.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "THEY SENSE MY PRESENCE.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "KEY RECEPTACLE.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "MADE FOR SITTING.",
		MEAT = "I WILL ENJOY THIS",
		MEATBALLS = "MEAT PACKED INTO THE MOST NUTRITIOUS SHAPE: SPHERES",
		MEAT_DRIED = "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS",
		MERM = "ANIMATED SEAFOOD",
		MINERHAT = "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION",
		MONKEY = "AN EVEN DUMBER HUMANOID.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "WHAT A PITIFUL HOME.",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "DIRTY ENERGY",
		MONSTERMEAT = "IT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY CHEMICAL ENGINE",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT ENJOYS DRAINING THE LIFE FROM ORGANICS. DITTO",
			HELD = "FILLED WITH DISGUSTING FLUIDS",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "WORMS AND ICHOR",
			GENERIC = "MEATLINGS ARE SO SUPERSTITIOUS",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "DEBUGGING RESIDUE",
		NIGHTSWORD = "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD",
		NITRE = "SOME ROCKS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS",
		ONEMANBAND = "AN EXTERNAL SOUND MODULE UPGRADE.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "CONTENTS PROBABILITIES ARE UNCERTAIN",
		PANFLUTE = "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS",
		PAPYRUS = "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER",
		PENGUIN = "BIRD CANNOT FLY?",
		PERD = "THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD",
		PEROGIES = "LIKE MEATY BATTERY PACKS",
		PETALS = "I HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. HA.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL, BUT I STILL DESTROYED IT. HA.",
		PHLEGM = "FILTHY OOZE FROM A FILTHY ANIMAL",
		PICKAXE = "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED",
		PIGGYBACK = "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE V2.0",
		PIGKING = "THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "ONE MEATLING DOWN, 8 BILLION TO GO",
			FOLLOWER = "DO MY BIDDING",
			GENERIC = "THEY EXHIBIT MINIMAL INTELLIGENCE",
			GUARD = "DEFENSIVE STANCE DETECTED.",
			WEREPIG = "ERROR: ANOMALY!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "THESE FLESHLINGS ARE DISGUSTING",
		PIGTENT = "TENT",
		PIGTORCH = "IT GIVES HIM PURPOSE",
		PINECONE =
		{
		    GENERIC = "A PORTABLE FIBONACCI SEQUENCER",
		    PLANTED = "SOON THE TREE WILL GROW.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS",
		PLANTMEAT = "A SURPRISINGLY HIGH AMOUNT OF PROTEIN.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I MADE IT BETTER.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS EDIBLE",
			GROWING = "GO FASTER, PLANT",
			READY = "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE",
			WITHERED = "CLIMATE INHOSPITABLE TO PLANT GROWTH",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "IT IS DIFFICULT TO PEEL",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "DELECTABLE",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FAT SEED PODS",
		POND = "ERROR. STAY AWAY.",
		POOP = "THESE ANIMALS ARE DISGUSTING",
		PUMPKIN = "IT HAS A PLEASING SHAPE",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "I HAVE FLATTENED THE SHAPE",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "DELICIOUS",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS",
		PURPLEAMULET = "I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMULET.",
		PURPLEGEM = "IT IS STRANGE",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT IS PERFORMING A SEARCH ALGORITHM",
			HELD = "I HOLD ITS TINY LIFE IN MY HANDS",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED VIA UNDERGROUND TUNNELS",
			SPRING = "UNDERGROUND TUNNEL NETWORK HAS COLLAPSED",
		},
		RATATOUILLE = "SUSTENANCE IDENTIFIED",
		RAZOR = "EXFOLIATE!",
		REDGEM = "IT IS SLIGHTLY WARM",
		RED_CAP = "POISONOUS FUNGUS",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "MODIFIED FUNGUS",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "RED FUNGUS",
			INGROUND = "IT IS HIDING",
			PICKED = "I TOOK IT.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "TOO HOT",
			GENERIC = "USEFUL MATERIALS DETECTED",
			PICKED = "REGROWTH REQUIRED",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I HAVE NO NEED OF THAT.",
            BROKEN = "NONFUNCTIONAL.",
        },
        RUBBLE = "A DISMANTLED RELIC.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "GREETINGS, RED BIRD",
			HELD = "SQUASH!",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "A FOOLISH BIRD",
			HELD = "JUST A FEATHERY BLOB",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "BROTHER! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "A PIT OF CRUSTED LAVA",
			OUT = "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED",
			LOW = "WARNING: LAVA LEVEL LOW",
			NORMAL = "THIS LAVA PIT IS FULLY OPERATIONAL",
		},
		ROCK = "LUMPY.",
		ROCKS = "I WILL REFINE THESE INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY",
        ROOK = "ROOK AUTOMATON",
		ROPE = "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS",
		ROTTENEGG = "I AM GLAD I CAN NOT SMELL",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "IT IS CARVED WITH PERFECTION.",
			INACTIVE = "SEEMS SMALLER THAN PREVIOUS DATA INDICATES",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "RESOURCES WASTED",
			WITHERED = "TEMPERATURE IS OVER RECOMMENDED LEVELS",
			GENERIC = "POTENTIAL CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL",
			PICKED = "IT IS RECHARGING",
		},
		SEEDS = "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE",
		SEWING_KIT = "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER",
		SHOVEL = "IT HAS MANY USES. DIGGING, MOSTLY",
		SILK = "SPIDER INNARDS",
		SKELETON = "HAH, IT DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "DOES NOT COMPUTE",
		SKULLCHEST = "THIS MAKES ME LAUGH",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS PATHETIC",
			HUNGRY = "IT REQUIRES INPUT",
			STARVING = "IT IS ALMOST OUT OF FUEL",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "IT TASTES LIKE REVENGE",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS",
		SPAT = "AT LEAST IT HAS METAL COVERING IT",
		SPEAR = "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "I WIN",
			GENERIC = "THREAT DETECTED",
			SLEEPING = "IT IS VULNERABLE",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "SPIDER POTENTIAL = 6",
		SPIDERGLAND = "I HARVESTED ITS ORGANS",
		SPIDERHAT = "IT WIRELESSLY TRANSMITS THOUGHTS TO SPIDERS",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "THE SPIDERS LIVE UNDER A SYSTEM OF MONARCHY",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "I WIN",
			GENERIC = "HEIGHTENED THREAT DETECTED",
			SLEEPING = "THREAT SUSPENDED",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "EVEN I CAN NOT PROCESS THAT",
		STATUEHARP = "SOMEONE FORGOT TO INSTALL THE HEAD MODULE.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "HIGH LEVELS OF EVIL DETECTED.",
		STEELWOOL = "METALLIC ORGANIC FIBRE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.",
		STINGER = "WARNING... TOXINS PRESENT",
		STRAWHAT = "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "MUST STUFF INTO FOOD RECEPTACLES",
		SUNKBOAT = "UNABLE TO UTILIZE.",
		SWEATERVEST = "VEST HAS HIGH DAPPERNESS QUOTIENT",
		TAFFY = "STICKY AND SWEET. LOW NUTRITIONAL VALUE DETECTED.",
		TALLBIRD = "IT LOOKS TERRITORIAL",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "IS IT STILL ALIVE?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "IT IS NO LONGER ALIVE",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "IT REQUIRES WARMTH",
			GENERIC = "CRACK DETECTED",
			HOT = "IT CAN NOT VENT EXCESS HEAT",
			LONG = "LIFE IS AN ANNOYINGLY SLOW PROCESS",
			SHORT = "SOMETHING IS EMERGING",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "I WANT THAT HORRIBLE EGG",
			PICKED = "IT IS EMPTY",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "ANGST DETECTED",
			HUNGRY = "IT NEEDS FOOD",
			STARVING = "IT IS STARTING TO BEHAVE IRRATIONALLY",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "SOON I WILL BE FREE OF THIS FILTHY REALM",
			GENERIC = "WHAT PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY",
			LOCKED = "SOMETHING IS MISSING STILL",
			PARTIAL = "I AM CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "THIS WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "I'M MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "HOW DELIGHTFULLY INORGANIC",
		TELESTAFF = "I WILL CALL IT THE MINION_MOVER_3000.",
		TENTACLE = "BIOLOGY IS DISGUSTING",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "THIS IS VICIOUSLY VISCOUS",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "DOES NOT LOOK BETTER FROM THIS END",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "I DETECT MASSIVE BIOMASS BELOW",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "DANGER! DANGER!",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "SENSORS DETECT SOMETHING BENEATH",
		TOPHAT = "SOPHISTICATED",
		TORCH = "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE",
		TRAP = "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING",
		TRAP_TEETH = "THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "TECHNOLOGY TURNED AGAINST ME",
		TREECLUMP = "CLUMP",
		TRINKET_1 = "THE MOST USELESS THING",
		TRINKET_10 = "STOP SMILING. IT'S GROSS",
		TRINKET_11 = "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND.",
		TRINKET_12 = "ORGANICS FINDING NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO BE REPULSIVE",
		TRINKET_2 = "AN OBVIOUS COUNTERFEIT",
		TRINKET_3 = "WHOSE KNOT IS THIS? THAT'S A WELL-GORDED SECRET.",
		TRINKET_4 = "I DON'T WANT IT",
		TRINKET_5 = "AN IMPRACTICAL HUMAN CHILD'S TOY",
		TRINKET_6 = "UNSETTLING",
		TRINKET_7 = "A DEVICE FOR WASTING TIME",
		TRINKET_8 = "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT GOES",
		TRINKET_9 = "THOSE DIDN'T COME FROM ME",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "CABLE UNPLUGGED",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "CABLE IS MORE DISGUSTING AND HAIRY THAN NORMAL",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "CARPET GROUND",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "MARBLE GROUND",
		TURF_DIRT = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_FOREST = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_GRASS = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_MARSH = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_ROAD = "ROAD PIECE",
		TURF_ROCKY = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "THE GROUND",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "WOOD GROUND",
		TURF_DESERTDIRT = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_DRAGONFLY = "CONDITION: INFLAMMABLE. WAIT. NOT FLAMMABLE?",
		TURKEYDINNER = "FESTIVE",
		TWIGS = "STICKS",
		UMBRELLA = "THIS WILL KEEP ME RUST FREE.",
		WAFFLES = "ERROR: TOO DELICIOUS!",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES",
		WALL_STONE = "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "STONE DEFENSES",
		WALL_RUINS = "OLD BUT STILL FUNCTIONAL",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "POCKET STONER DEFENSE",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "WOODEN DEFENSES",
		WALL_MOONROCK = "WELCOME TO THE WX-78 MOONBASE",
		WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "CAN THIS BUILD A MOONBASE?",
		WALRUS = "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF HIM",
		WALRUSHAT = "SMELLS LIKE MAMMAL",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "WHERE ARE THEY?",
			GENERIC = "I HEAR A FAINT OORKING",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "IT WASN'T MUCH HELP TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER",
		WASPHIVE = "A BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLE OF EFFICIENCY",
		MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "ORGANIC SPAWNPOINT",
		WARDROBE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "ROBOTS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION",
            BURNING = "DEACTIVATION INITIATED",
			BURNT = "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED",
		},
		WETGOOP = "EDIBLE FILTH",
		WHIP = "I WILL COMMAND THE MEATLINGS",
		WINTERHAT = "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I WANT TO STEP ON IT",
			OPEN = "THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "IT'S PATHETIC-LOOKING",
		ARMORRUINS = "ANCIENT SHEATHING",
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "THERE SEEMS TO BE A BUG IN ITS BELIEF CIRCUITS",
		GREENAMULET = "CONSERVATION OF MASS... IGNORED",	--Reduce cost of crafting
		GREENGEM = "PRESSURE AND IMPURITIES HAVE PRODUCED PLEASING PERFECTION",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "REPROGRAMMING REQUIRED",
		MINOTAUR = "THIS MEAT HAS A POINTY END",	--Monster in labyrinth
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "A PRACTICAL TOOL",	--Works as axe and pickaxe
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "AN ANCIENT OPTICAL WAVELENGTH EMITTER",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
			WARN = "CYCLE MINIMUM HAS PASSED",	--Before nightmare
			WAXING = "INCREMENTAL INCREASE DETECTED", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
			STEADY = "LEVELS ARE HIGH AND MONOTONIC", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
			WANING = "THE CYCLE IS SUBSIDING", --Nightmare 66% +
			DAWN = "LEVELS ARE LOW AND DIMINISHING", --After nightmare
			CALM = "AT CYCLE MINIMUM",	--calm phase
			NOMAGIC = "FLUCTUATIONS AT UNDETECTABLE LEVELS", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		ORANGESTAFF = "TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY",	--Teleports player.
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "LOOSE WIRING DETECTED",
		RELIC = "I HAVE NO NEED OF THIS.",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "REQUIRES RECONDITIONING",	--Broken relic
		RUINS_BAT = "A HIGH VELOCITY MASS INFLUENCE DEVICE",
		RUINSHAT = "A HEAD-MOUNTED DYNAMIC DAMAGE MITIGATION DEVICE",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "VERTICAL SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		THULECITE = "A MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MINERAL",
		YELLOWAMULET = "INCANDESCENCE AT 5200000000000000Hz",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I AM GOOD AT REPEATING TASKS",
		LIVINGTREE = "NATURE NEVER CEASES TO ANNOY ME",   
		ICESTAFF = "ITS MOLECULES ARE BARELY MOVING", 
		MOONROCKNUGGET = "A ROCK. FROM THE MOON",
        ROCK_MOON = "A ROCK. FROM THE MOON", 


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		AERODYNAMICHAT = "THE INTERSECTION OF AERODYNAMICS AND FASHION",
		ANTIVENOM = "ERADICATES CONTAGIONS FROM MAIN SYSTEM FUNCTIONS",
		ARMOR_LIFEJACKET = "ELIMINATES DEATH OUTCOME FROM SHIPWRECKING EVENTS",
		ARMOR_SNAKESKIN = "PREVENTS HARDWARE MALFUNCTIONS FROM PRECIPITATION EVENTS",
		ARMOR_WINDBREAKER = "NEGATES MOMENTUM IMPEDIMENTS FROM WIND EVENTS",
		ARMORLIMESTONE = "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING",
		ARMOROBSIDIAN = "INCENDIARY DEFENCE SYSTEM",
		ARMORSEASHELL = "PROTECTIVE MEASURES FOR METAL HOUSING",
		ARMOUREDBOAT = "THIS WAR VESSEL BOASTS A DEFENSIVE OUTER SHELL",
		BABYOX = "OPERATION NOT FULLY EXECUTED",
		BALLPHIN = "STOP BEING FRIENDLY. IT'S REPELLANT",
		BALLPHINPOD = "A POD OF POLYMER-BASED LIFEFORMS",
		BAMBOO = "IT'S A VERSATILE ENGINEERING MATERIAL",
		BAMBOOTREE = "SOURCE OF BUILDING MATERIAL",
		BERMUDATRIANGLE = "A SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY",
		BERRYBUSH2_SNAKE = "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSER",
		BERRYBUSH_SNAKE = "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSER",
		BIOLUMINESCENCE = "BIOLUMINESCENT SEA GUNK",
		BLOWDART_POISON = "PROJECTILE-BASED COMMUNICABLE DISEASE",
		BOAT_LANTERN = "SEE THE SEA AT NIGHT",
		BOATCANNON = "HAHA. NICE",
		BOATREPAIRKIT = "SEA VESSEL REPAIRS. AT SEA.",
		BOTTLELANTERN = "I HAVE IMPRISONED THE LIGHT-PRODUCERS",
		BURIEDTREASURE = "ILLOGICAL STORAGE OF PRECIOUS OBJECTS",
		CANNONSHOT = "HAHA. NICE",
		CAPTAINHAT = "HEADWEAR THAT BESTOWS CAPTAIN STATUS",
		CARGOBOAT = "A SAILING VESSEL WITH ENHANCED STORAGE CAPABILITIES",
		CHIMINEA = "PROTECTION FOR FIRES FROM ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS",
		CIRCLINGSEAGULL = "TRASH-EATING BIRD",
		CLOTHSAIL = "INCREASED EFFICIENCY OF WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITIES",
		COCONADE = "I'VE IMPROVISED A QUICK FLESHLING OBLITERATOR",
		COCONUT = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "DUMB TREE FRUIT",
		    PLANTED = "DUMB TREE INFANT",
		},
		COFFEE = "IT'S JUST HOT BEAN JUICE",
		COFFEEBEANS = "DRINKABLE BEANS",
		
		COFFEEBUSH = "DRINKABLE BEAN PLANT",
		CORAL = "SELF-SUSTAINING LIVING BUILDING MATERIAL",
		CRAB = "ITS SYSTEMS ARE ALSO ENCASED BENEATH A SHELL",
		CRABHOLE = "THE SHELLED ONES STILL FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE",
		CUTLASS = "IT'S AN IMPLEMENT OF DEATH, CONSTRUCTED OUT OF OTHER DEATH",
		DEAD_SWORDFISH = "LIFE IS NOT WORTH IT",
		DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE = "IT'S REBOOTING",
		DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE = "PROCESS START",
		DOYDOY = "INTELLIGENCE NOT DETECTED",
		DOYDOYBABY = "POTENTIAL FOR INVASIVE SPECIES DETECTED",
		DOYDOYEGG = "THEY HAVE A DISGUSTING MANUFACTURING PROCESS",
		
		DOYDOYEGG_CRACKED = "ECOSYSTEM IMBALANCE DETECTED",
		DOYDOYFEATHER = "I WILL NEVER BE SO SOFT. GOOD.",
		DOYDOYNEST = "MULTIPLICATION INCUBATOR",
		DUBLOON = "DEAD CURRENCY",
		DUG_BAMBOOTREE = "MUST ADD GROUND",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH2 = "REQUIRES TETHERING TO THE NATURAL WORLD",
		DUG_BUSH_VINE = "IT IS NOTHING WITHOUT DIRT",
		DUG_COFFEEBUSH = "JUST ADD ASH",
		EARRING = "IT IS MISSING THE EAR",
		FABRIC = "PLANT MATTER DERIVATION",
		FEATHERSAIL = "INCREASED POTENTIAL FOR HARNESSING WIND",
		FIRERAIN = "THIS REGION EXHIBITS HIGHLY LETHAL WEATHER",
		FIRERAINSHADOW = "INCOMING",
		FISHINHOLE = "MEAT DEPOSIT",
		FROG_POISON = "THAT AMPHIBIOUS MEATSACK IS RIDDLED WITH DISEASE",
		GASHAT = "PREVENTS NOXIOUS FUMES FROM PERMEATING MY OUTER CASING",
		GOLDENMACHETE = "AN OSTENTATIOUS HACKING DEVICE",
		IRONWIND = "MOTORIZED SEA VESSEL UPGRADE",
		JELLYFISH = "THE ELECTRIC FLESHLING WANTS TO BE IN WATER. STRANGE",
		JELLYFISH_COOKED = "40% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE",
		JELLYFISH_DEAD = "WILL DECOMPOSITION INCREASE GELATINOUS TEXTURE?",
		JELLYFISH_PLANTED = "THIS FLESHLING APPEARS TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY",
		JELLYJERKY = "IT'S ENJOYED A 75% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE",
		JUNGLETREESEED =
        {
            GENERIC = "JUNGLE TREE: ZYGOTE STAGE",
            PLANTED = "JUNGLE TREE: EMBRYONIC STAGE",
        },
		LAVAPOOL = "VOLCANIC FIRE DEPOSIT",
		LIMESTONE = "CORAL DERIVATIVE",
		LIMPETS = "SMALL PROTEIN SOURCE",
		LIMPETS_COOKED = "A WELCOME IMPROVEMENT",
		LOBSTER = "ARMORED MEAT SOURCE",
		LOBSTERHOLE = "THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE",
		LOGRAFT = "I AM UNCOMFORTABLE BEING SO CLOSE TO THE WATER",
		MACHETE = "A LONG BLADE FOR EXPERT HACKING",
		MESSAGEBOTTLE = "INEFFICIENT DATA COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM",
		MESSAGEBOTTLEEMPTY = "GLASS LIQUID VESSEL",
		MOSQUITO_POISON = "A FILTHY, TOXIC PEST",
		MUSSEL = "MUSCULATURE NOT DETECTED",
		ANNOUNCE_MESSAGEBOTTLE = 
		{
			"DATA CORRUPTED",
		},
		MUSSEL_FARM = 
		{
			GENERIC = "PROTEIN CONGREGATION POINT",
			STICKPLANTED = "MUSSEL FARM: ACTIVE"
		},
		MUSSEL_STICK = "PROTEIN ATTRACTION AND GROWTH SYSTEM",
		OBSIDIAN = "ADMIRABLE VOLCANO BYPRODUCT",
		OBSIDIAN_WORKBENCH = "THE ASSEMBLY LINE FOR VOLCANO PRODUCTS",
		OBSIDIANAXE = "THIS AXE HAS FIRESTARTING FEATURES",
		OBSIDIANCOCONADE = "COCONADE EFFICIENCY HAS BEEN MAXIMIZED",
		OBSIDIANFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL",
			GENERIC = "A FLAWLESS STRUCTURE",
			HIGH = "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS",
			LOW = "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW",
			NORMAL = "MAXIMUM FIREPIT EFFICIENCY ACHIEVED",
			OUT = "NO FIRE DETECTED",
		},
		OBSIDIANMACHETE = "THIS HACKING BLADE COMES WITH FIRESTARTING CAPABILITIES",
		SPEAR_OBSIDIAN = "A WAR TOOL, RETOOLED FOR MAXIMUM KILLING POTENTIAL",
		OBSIDIANSPEARGUN = "DELIVERS FIRE VIA PROJECTILE",
		OX = "THEY GROUP TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK INDIVIDUALLY",
		PACKIM = "YOU ARE PERMITTED TO HOLD MY STUFF, FLESHLING",
		PACKIM_FISHBONE = "DEED OF OWNERSHIP TO EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT",
		PALMLEAF = "MULTI-USE VEGETATION",
		PALMTREE = "THIS TREE IS TOO STUPID TO COVER ITSELF",
		PALMTREE_BURNT = "ASH DISPENSER",
		PALMTREE_STUMP = "DEACTIVATED",
		PARROT = "THIS BIRD WISHES TO CONVERSATE",
		PEACOCK = "LARGE, VAIN BIRD",
		PIRATEHAT = "THE HEADGEAR BEST SUITED FOR SEA TRAVEL",
		PIRATIHATITATOR = "A BAD GATEWAY TO UN-SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTATION",
		POISONHOLE = "THE SOIL ITSELF IS TOXIC",
		RAFT = "I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO FALL INTO THE GLORIFIED SALT PUDDLE",
		ROWBOAT = "I, ROWBOAT",
		SAIL = "ADDED WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITY",
		SAND = "GRAINS OF DEFEATED ROCK",
		SAND_CASTLE = "IT'S A STRANGELY PLEASING STRUCTURE",
		SANDBAG = "WATER ABSORPTION SYSTEM",
		SANDBAG_ITEM = "NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS A BAG OF RICE",
		SANDHILL = "THE ROCK DUST IS COLLECTING IN PILES",
		SEAGULL = "WINGED SCUM",
		SEAGULL_WATER = "THE WATER IS NOW UNCLEAN",
		SEASACK = "LOCKS IN FRESHNESS",
		SEASHELL = "DISCARDED SEA SOMETHING",
		SEASHELL_BEACHED = "DISCARDED SEA SOMETHING",
		SEATRAP = "GO INSIDE, STUPID SEA THINGS.",
		SEAWEED = "IT IS SLIMY AND DISGUSTING",
		SEAWEED_COOKED = "A HEALTHY SNACK",
		SEAWEED_DRIED = "HEALTH FOOD",
		SEAWEED_PLANTED = "IT IS SLIMY AND DISGUSTING",
		SHARK_FIN = "THE RUDDER OF THE BEAST",
		SHARX = "IT'S A CREATURE OF LITTLE BRAINS AND BIG JAWS",
		SLOTMACHINE = "METAL DOPAMINE DISPENSER",
		SNAKE = "HISSING MENACE",
		SNAKE_FIRE = "VOLCANO SPAWN",
		SNAKE_POISON = "TOXINS DETECTED",
		SNAKESKIN = "THE SNAKE LOST ITS SKIN. HA HA",
		SNAKESKINHAT = "LEATHERY HEADWEAR",
		SOLOFISH = "IT SWIMS AIMLESSLY",
		SPEAR_POISON = "TOXIN DELIVERY SYSTEM",
		SPEARGUN = "COME AT ME, SEA CREATURES",
		SPEARGUN_POISON = "DOLES OUT TOXINS FROM SAFE DISTANCE",
		SPOILED_FISH = "ALL LIFE DIES AND THEN SMELLS",
		STUNGRAY = "THEY SPRAY TOXIC ODOR CLOUDS",
		SUPERTELESCOPE = "MAXIMIZES VISION SYSTEMS",
		SWORDFISH = "FIGHTING FISH",
		TELESCOPE = "TEMPORARY VISION SYSTEM UPGRADE",
		TIGERSHARK = "WHY WOULD NATURE MAKE THIS TERROR?",
		TIGERSHARKSHADOW = "OMEN OF BADNESS",
		TORNADO = "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE",
		TOUCAN = "YOU HAVE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF NOSE",
		TRAWLNET = "USE IN BAD WEATHER FOR BEST RESULTS",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED = "SOGGY FINDINGS",
		TREEGUARD = "SENTIENT TREE VIGILANTE",
		TRIDENT = "AN ANCIENT KILLING TOOL. I LIKE IT",
		TRINKET_13 = "IS THIS A CONSUMABLE?",
		TRINKET_14 = "WHAT AN UGLY PLAYTHING",
		TRINKET_15 = "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK",
		TRINKET_16 = "HOW DID THIS GET HERE?",
		TRINKET_17 = "MINUS FOOT",
		TRINKET_18 = "MINUS FLOWERS",
		TRINKET_19 = "PROCESSOR STATUS REPORT: CLEAR SKIES",
		TURBINE_BLADES = "THIS WAS THE ENGINE OF THE STORM",
		TURF_BEACH = "GETS IN MY HOUSING",
		TURF_JUNGLE = "TANGLY",
		TWISTER = "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE",
		VENOMGLAND = "COULD BE A POISON ANTIDOTE",
		VINE = "UNRULY NATURE",
		VOLCANO = "I HAVE FOUND THE EARTH'S GEOLOGICAL EXHAUST SYSTEM",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR = "VOLCANO MODULATION DEVICE",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_BROKEN = "VOLCANO MODULATOR INOPERABLE",
		VOLCANO_EXIT = "IT'S PROBABLY NOT WISE TO SUBJECT MY SERVOS TO THESE CONDITIONS",
		VOLCANOSTAFF = "VOLCANO REMOTE CONTROL",
		WALL_LIMESTONE = "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES",
		WALL_LIMESTONE_ITEM = "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES",
		WHALE_BLUE = "SUBOPTIMAL SEROTONIN LEVELS DETECTED",
		WHALE_CARCASS_BLUE = "FILTHY METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED",
		WHALE_CARCASS_WHITE = "FILTHY METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED",
		WHALE_WHITE = "MYTHIC LEVELS OF HATRED DETECTED",
		WOODLEGS_CAGE = "WHY AUGMENT YOUR FLESHBODY WITH WOOD WHEN THERE'S METAL?",
		VOLCANO_SHRUB = "IDIOTIC BUSH! WHY WOULD YOU GROW HERE!",
		ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "PICKAXE RESISTANT",
		ROCK_CHARCOAL = "CARCINOGENS DETECTED",
		DRAGOONDEN = "JERK LAIR.",

		ARMORCACTUS = "SENDING CACTUS FRIEND REQUEST...",
		BAMBOOTREE =
		{
			BURNT = "I WIN. GOOD.",
			CHOPPED = "LUMBER AVAILABILITY == FALSE",
			GENERIC = "LUMBER AVAILABILITY == TRUE",
		},
		BLOWDART_FLUP = "WEAPONIZED CARCASS REMAINS",
		BLUBBER = "MULTIPURPOSE MAMMAL FAT",
		BLUBBERSUIT = "DISGUSTING INSULATING PROPERTIES DETECTED",
		BOAT_TORCH = "MARINE ILLUMINATION",
		BRAINJELLYHAT = "PROVIDES DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT",
		BUOY = "WILL NOT MATURE INTO A MUAN",
		BUSH_VINE =
		{
			BURNT = "NATURAL CHAOS HAS BEEN SOLVED",
			CHOPPED = "CHAOTIC NATURE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY TAMED",
			GENERIC = "NATURE IS CHAOS",
		},
		COCONADE =
		{
			BURNING = "NUT EXPLOSION IMMINENT",
			GENERIC = "IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE NUT",
		},
		COCONUT_COOKED = "TOASTY AROMA DOES NOTHING FOR ME",
		COCONUT_HALVED = "NUT-RITION NOW ACCESSIBLE",
		COFFEEBEANS_COOKED = "NARCOTIC BEAN HAS REACHED OPTIMUM ROAST LEVEL",
		COFFEEBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "THE BUSH IS NO LONGER HOLDING",
			GENERIC = "BUSH PRODUCES NARCOTICS",
			PICKED = "NARCOTIC PRODUCTION RENEWING",
			WITHERED = "NARCOTIC PRODUCTION SUSPENDED",
		},
		CORALREEF = "PEAK CORAL PRODUCTION",
		CORAL_BRAIN = "CONSUMPTION INDUCES INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATIVE STATE",
		CORAL_BRAIN_ROCK = "HIGHLY EVOLVED CORAL VARIETAL",
		CRAB =
		{
			GENERIC = "MEAT SHEATHED IN ORGANIC ARMOR",
			HIDDEN = "IT HAS EVOLVED INTO A COWARD",
		},
		CRATE = "EVIDENCE OF A SEA CALAMITY",
		DOUBLE_UMBRELLAHAT = "DESIGN REDUNDANCY PROVIDES PEAK PERFORMANCE",
		DOYDOYEGG_COOKED = "EATING IS DUMB",
		DRAGOON = "VOLATILE LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE DETECTED",
		DRAGOONEGG = "SELF-REPRODUCING BYPRODUCT OF NATURAL EXHAUST SYSTEM",
		DRAGOONHEART = "EDIBLE POWERCORE",
		DRAGOONSPIT = "HAZARDOUS WASTE",
		DUG_ELEPHANTCACTUS = "TRANSPLANTING PLANT",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS = "ITS PROCESSES ARE LINKED TO THE EXHAUST SYSTEM TIMETABLE",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "PLANT HAS ACTIVATED DEFENSIVE SYSTEM",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_STUMP = "PLANT IS DORMANT",
		FISH_RAW = "SWIMMING MEAT SWIMS NO MORE",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL = "SWIMMING MEAT SWIMS NO MORE",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL_COOKED = "CITRUS SPRITZING REQUIRED",
		FLAMEGEYSER = "THE EARTH IS JUST VENTING",
		FLOTSAM = "SPECIALIZED TOOL REQUIRED",
		FLUP = "NATURE HAS CREATED ANOTHER TERRIBLE ITERATION",
		FRESHFRUITCREPES = "READY FOR DELICIOUS CONSUMPTION",
		GRASS_WATER = "SELF-WATERING FLORA",
		HAIL_ICE = "NATURE IS LAUNCHING AN AIRSTRIKE",
		ICEMAKER =
		{
			HIGH = "MACHINE IS OPERATING AT OPTIMAL LEVEL",
			LOW = "FUEL IS REQUIRED FOR FURTHER PRODUCTION",
			NORMAL = "MACHINE IS OPERATING SATISFACTORILY",
			OUT = "FUEL IS DEPLETED",
			VERYLOW = "MACHINE IS RUNNING ON EMPTY",
		},
		JUNGLETREE =
		{
			BURNING = "THE ECOSYSTEM BURNS",
			BURNT = "ECOSYSTEM TERMINATED",
			CHOPPED = "ECOSYSTEM INTERRUPTED",
			GENERIC = "IT HOUSES A SELF-CONTAINED ECOSYSTEM",
		},
		KNIGHTBOAT = "MY PEER HAS GONE PIRATE",
		KRAKEN = "WHAT'S THE NATURAL PURPOSE OF THIS ABOMINATION?",
		KRAKENCHEST = "DID THE ABOMINATION EXIST TO PROTECT THIS CHEST?",
		KRAKEN_TENTACLE = "THE TIP OF THE MONSTERBERG. I MADE A JOKE",
		LIMPETROCK =
		{
			GENERIC = "STUPID MEAT WILL NEVER DEVOUR STONE",
			PICKED = "STONE IS FREE OF PARASITIC MEAT",
		},
		LIVINGJUNGLETREE = "THE DUMB TREE HAS A DUMB FACE",
		LOBSTER_DEAD = "PROTECTIVE ARMOR HAD LIFEBREAKING BUGS",
		LOBSTER_DEAD_COOKED = "APPEAL DOES NOT COMPUTE",
		LUGGAGECHEST = "SOMEONE GOT TIRED OF LUGGING",
		MAGIC_SEAL = "SEAL EYES TRIGGERING STRANGE CONFLICTS",
		MAGMAROCK = "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED, UNSTABLE FORCES",
		MAGMAROCK_FULL = "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED, UNSTABLE FORCES",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD = "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED, UNSTABLE FORCES",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD_FULL = "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED, UNSTABLE FORCES",
		MANGROVETREE = "IT MUST NEED TO REGULATE ITS WATER INTAKE",
		MANGROVETREE_BURNT = "IT NO LONGER NEEDS TO REGULATE ITS WATER INTAKE",
		MARSH_PLANT_TROPICAL = "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT",
		MERMFISHER = "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE: FISHY",
		MERMHOUSE_FISHER = "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE: FISH MAX",
		MONKEYBALL = "SOURCE OF OBJECTIONABLE MONKEY MIRTH",
		MONSTERTARTARE = "IT WILL SUFFICE",
		MOSQUITOSACK_YELLOW = "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE IS INFECTED WITH A VIRUS",
		MUSSELBOUILLABAISE = "ACTIVATING TONGUE SENSORS",
		MUSSEL_COOKED = "FLAVOR MOLECULES ARE STRONG",
		MYSTERYMEAT = "IT IS MEAT. NO MYSTERY THERE",
		NEEDLESPEAR = "STUPID PLANT DROPS WEAPONS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST IT",
		OCTOPUSCHEST = "HOW DOES HE FILL IT?",
		OCTOPUSKING = "MANY-ARMED TRADER",
		OXHAT = "MAMMALIAN-DERIVED HELMET",
		OX_FLUTE = "DOWNLOADING SHEET MUSIC...",
		OX_HORN = "NEEDS A REED TO ACCESS ACOUSTIC POTENTIAL",
		PALMLEAF_HUT = "THATCH ROOF PROTECTION ACQUIRED",
		PARROT_PIRATE = "YOU ARE MISSING A SHOULDER",
		PEG_LEG = "I SWING THIS LEG WITH MY ARM",
		PIKE_SKULL = "CREEP METER IS PINGING",
		PIRATEGHOST = "ARRR YOU A RESTLESS SOUL?",
		PIRATEPACK = "PIRATES MUST HAVE STRONG CORE CONSTRUCTION",
		PIRATIHATITATOR =
		{
			BURNT = "MY SPEECH SYSTEM WAS LABORING TO PRONOUNCE ITS NAME ANYWAY",
			GENERIC = "WORD PRONUNCIATION PROGRAM REBOOTING...",
		},
		PORTAL_SHIPWRECKED = "MALFUNCTIONING",
		PRIMEAPE = "MODERATELY EVOLVED",
		PRIMEAPEBARREL = "THE MAID TOOK THE YEAR OFF",
		RAWLING = "CRAZY OBJECT WARNING",
		REDBARREL = "USEFUL WARNING LABEL",
		SAIL_STICK = "NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION DETECTED",
		SANDBAGSMALL = "TAKE THAT, ENCROACHING WATER",
		SANDBAGSMALL_ITEM = "A WEAPON IN THE AGE OLD FIGHT AGAINST WATER ENCROACHMENT",
		SAND_CASTLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT WAS A JOY TO CONSTRUCT THIS IMPERMANENT CASTLE",
			SAND = "I AM A SAND ARCHITECT",
		},
		SHADOWSKITTISH_WATER = "THREAT INCOMING",
		SHARKITTEN = "THIS KITTEN HAS A HELICOPTER PARENT NEARBY",
		SHARKITTENSPAWNER =
		{
			GENERIC = "THIS IS NO ORDINARY FISH CARCASS-STREWN SAND PILE",
			INACTIVE = "NOW IT IS JUST AN ORDINARY PILE OF SAND",
		},
		SHARK_GILLS = "IT DROPPED ITS BREATHING APPARATUS",
		SHARK_TEETHHAT = "I'M THE KING OF THIS PART OF THE WORLD",
		SHIPWRECKED_ENTRANCE = "NEW TERRITORY ACQUIRED",
		SHIPWRECKED_EXIT = "LEAVING EQUATORIAL ZONE",
		SNAKEDEN =
		{
			BURNT = "NATURAL CHAOS HAS BEEN SOLVED",
			CHOPPED = "CHAOTIC NATURE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY TAMED",
			GENERIC = "NATURE IS CHAOS",
		},
		SNAKEOIL = "THIS HAS NO BENEFICIAL PROPERTIES WHATSOEVER",
		SNAKESKINSAIL = "REPTILIAN SCALES IMPROVE SAIL EFFICIENCY",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER = "SPEAR EFFICIENCY INCREASED",
		SUNKEN_BOAT =
		{
			ABANDONED = "HE IS ATTEMPTING COMMUNICATION",
			GENERIC = "DANGEROUS CONDITIONS PRODUCED THIS RESULT",
		},
		SUNKEN_BOAT_BURNT = "USELESS",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_1 = "I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_2 = "THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_3 = "THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_4 = "I MUST ADAPT THIS DEVICE'S MEASUREMENT PROTOCOLS",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_5 = "IT IS MISSING A CRITICAL COMPONENT",
		BANANAPOP = "STICK ADDON INSTALLED",
		BISQUE = "BATTERY POWER IN A BOWL",
		CEVICHE = "INITIATING MASTICATION PROTOCOL",
		SEAFOODGUMBO = "READY FOR INGESTION",
		SURFNTURF = "PREPARE FOR CALORIC INTAKE",
		SHARKFINSOUP = "APPEARS EDIBLE",
		LOBSTERDINNER = "THE WOBSTER HAS FULFILLED ITS DESTINY",
		LOBSTERBISQUE = "BODYFUEL",
		JELLYOPOP = "IT WILL KEEP MY SYSTEMS RUNNING",
		CALIFORNIAROLL = "NUTRITION ROLLS",
		SWEETPOTATOSOUFFLE = "OFFENSIVE",
		SWEET_POTATO = "GROSS",
		SWEET_POTATO_COOKED = "THE STARCH AND SWEET FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE AND WX-78 LOSES",
		SWEET_POTATO_PLANTED = "FOOD GROWING FROM THE GROUND. GROSS",
		SWEET_POTATO_SEEDS = "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR FILTHY-HORRIBLE TORTURE PLANTS",
		SWIMMINGHORROR = "HORROR HAS THE ABILITY TO SWIM",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BASE = "FINALLY SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BOX = "SPEAK TO ME, MACHINE",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_CRANK = "PRIMITIVE, BUT EFFECTIVE",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_POTATO = "INNOVATIVE",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_RING = "A CONSTRUCT OF A NATURALLY OCCURRING SHAPE",
		THATCHPACK = "INTERIM CARGO DEVICE",
		TIDALPOOL = "NATURALLY OCCURRING WATER FEATURE",
		TIDAL_PLANT = "A PLANT OF NO IMPORTANCE",
		TIGEREYE = "A WORTHWHILE ACQUISITION, IN HINDSIGHT",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT APPEARS TO HAVE PERFORMED ITS TASK",
			SOON = "IT IS ABOUT TO REACH MAXIMUM SATURATION POINT",
			SOONISH = "IT WILL SINK WHEN IT REACHES ITS SATURATION POINT",
		},
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "TREASURE CONTAINER",
		TRINKET_20 = "I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS",
		TRINKET_21 = "THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS",
		TRINKET_22 = "THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION",
		TRINKET_23 = "OF COURSE IT'S BROKEN, IT'S MISSING A DR356X001",
		TROPICAL_FISH = "YOU ARE TROPICAL, AND A FISH",
		TUNACAN = "HERMETICALLY SEALED FOODSTUFFS",
		TURF_SANDY = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_ASH = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_DESERTDIRT = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_MAGMAFIELD = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_MEADOW = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_SNAKESKINFLOOR = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_SWAMP = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_TIDALMARSH = "GROUND PARTS",
		TURF_VOLCANO = "GROUND PARTS",
		TWISTER_SEAL = "YOU HAVE TO BE LAUNCHING A JOKE EXECUTABLE ON ME",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR =
		{
			GENERIC = "PRIMITIVE EXHAUST SYSTEM CONTROLLER",
			OPEN = "THE CONTROLLER NEEDS INPUTS",
		},
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_TOWER = "PRIMITIVE EXHAUST SYSTEM CONTROLLER",
		WALLYINTRO_DEBRIS = "WATER VEHICLE NOT REPAIRABLE",
		WATERMELON_SEEDS = "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR ROUND PLANTS",
		WATERYGRAVE = "JETSAM DETECTED",
		WHALE_BUBBLES = "BUBBLES RISE FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE",
		WHALE_TRACK = "SURFACE BUBBLES DENOTE A SUBMERGED LIFEFORM",
		WILBUR_CROWN = "HEADGEAR NOT SUITED TO A DEVELOPED CRANIUM",
		WILBUR_UNLOCK = "MONKEY ROYALTY ACQUIRED",
		WILDBORE = "AGGRESSION DETECTED",
		WILDBOREHEAD = "IT IS MISSING A BODY",
		WILDBOREHOUSE = "HOW WILD CAN THEY BE IF THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE?",
		WIND_CONCH = "THIS BLOWS",
		WOODLEGS_KEY1 = "AN ANALOG KEY",
		WOODLEGS_KEY2 = "A RIDICULOUS KEY",
		WOODLEGS_KEY3 = "NOT A DRM KEY",
		WRECK = "INSUFFICIENT CAPTAINING",
		PALMTREE =
		{
			BURNING = "IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING BURNT",
			BURNT = "I WIN. GOOD",
			CHOPPED = "DE-TREED",
			GENERIC = "THIS TREE IS ALL TRUNK",
		},
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "ERROR... UNKNOWN",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "OBJECT NEARING IGNITION POINT",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "HA. HA.",
	},
}
