return 
{
    ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        SHAVE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I would really rather not.",
            NOBITS = "It's already smooth, dear.",
            AWAKEBEEFALO = "I think he might object to that.",
        },
        READ =
        {
            GENERIC = "Other matters await.",
            NOBIRDS = "The birds are not keen on this weather.",
        },
        REPAIRBOAT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Tip top!",
        },
        STORE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's full to the brim, I'm afraid.",
            NOTALLOWED = "Nonsense.",
        },
        COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Perhaps later. Not all old ladies enjoy cooking, you know.",
            TOOFAR = "It is not within my reach.",
        },
        WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'd rather write in my own books.",
        },
        RUMMAGE =
        {   
            GENERIC = "I've other things on my mind currently.",  
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "I think I look pretty smart already.",
            BURNING = "No more changes for me. It's gone up in flames.",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "That would be a waste.",
            SLEEPING = "It appears to be sleeping.",
            BUSY = "I'll try again when it's done.",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "Please. That knowledge is child's play.",
            CANTLEARN = "A piece of knowledge I cannot grasp... Intriguing!",
        },
    },
    ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "It seems I can't do that.",
    DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I can't see in the dark.",
    DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "Seems it's about to ignite from the heat.",
    DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "A rare occurrence. I don't know what that is.",
    ANNOUNCE_MAGIC_FAIL = "It's not attuned this world, I'm afraid.",
    BATTLECRY =
    {
        GENERIC = "Combat!",
        PIG = "Foul cad!",
        PREY = "Just give up.",
        SPIDER = "Behave!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Respect your elders!",
    },

    COMBAT_QUIT =
    {
        GENERIC = "Well, that's over.",
        PIG = "Oh dear.",
        PREY = "I must reassess the situation.",
        SPIDER = "I must read up on this!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Back to the drawing board!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_EAT =
    {
        GENERIC = "Yum!",
        SPOILED = "That was partially decomposed.", 
        STALE = "That was not at optimal freshness.",
        PAINFUL = "I should not have ingested that.",
        INVALID = "This cannot be consumed.",
        YUCKY = "Ingesting this would be ill-advised.",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_NOWARDROBEONFIRE = "As you can plainly see, it is ablaze.",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Something nasty intends to rear its head.",
    ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nI do believe I can repair this.",
    ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "We must learn from our failures.",
    ANNOUNCE_COLD = "The ambient temperature is low.",
    ANNOUNCE_HOT = "The ambient temperature is high.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "Librarian needs food.",
    ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "I need another light.",
    ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "This fragile device has decayed.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "My compass has become demagnetized.",
    ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Night will be here soon.",

    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "OUCH! Who dares?!",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Did you hear that?",
    ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I misjudged the timing of its return.",
    ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Something is approaching.",

    ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "Even if I could sleep, those temperatures are highly unsafe.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "I can't lie down when I'm in danger!",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "I can't sleep, no matter where I lie down.",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "I couldn't possibly relax in these caves.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "My hunger won't make relaxing any easier!",
    ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Ah, a welcome respite.",
    ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "First degree, at least!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "My grip!",
    ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "The layer of water begins to build up.",
    ANNOUNCE_WET = "I wonder what my body's saturation point is...",
    ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "Wet, wet, wet!",
    ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "Positively soaked.",
    ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_PLANT = "This environment does not meet the basic conditions for this plant to thrive.",

    ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Settle down, this instant!",

    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "It is bright enough to see.",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I am in the dark.",
    ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I can't carry anything more.",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I can't make that now.",

    ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "A detailed lesson in biology!",

    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "The trail is no longer distinguishable.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "The trail's been washed away by the precipitation.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "The appearance of this track indicates recent activity.",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "It's not there yet!",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "File that under completed!",

    ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Eek!",
    ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "A tremor! At least magnitude seven on the Richter scale.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "I can barely sleep even when I'm not in danger!",
    ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Tut tut, I don't think it's quite ready.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I can barely sleep even when I'm not starving!",
    ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Freedom! I'll find a good book and tuck in.",
    ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "No information should go to waste, no matter how trivial.",
    ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "A cinch!",
    ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "My my, that was extremely interesting!",
    ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Dang spinose structure!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "These caves don't make it any easier to sleep.",
    ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Stinging nasties!",
    ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Oof, that's one way to get some rest, I suppose.",
    ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "Not a great resource, but there were useful bits.",
    ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "That sounds quite large!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Cursed bloodsuckers!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "I can hardly get to sleep at night, nevermind during the day.", 
    ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It needs just a touch more fecal assistance, I'd say.",
    ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Thank goodness for this non-conductive clothing!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOOMANYBIRDS = "It doesn't work as well with this many birds around.",
    ANNOUNCE_WAYTOOMANYBIRDS = "The sky is out of birds for now.",
    ANNOUNCE_MESSAGEBOTTLE =
    {
        "Illegible chickenscratch.",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_BOAT_DAMAGED = "My vessel is deteriorating!",
    ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING = "I do believe this boat is sinking.",
    ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING_IMMINENT = "I had best head for shore! Now!",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAB_ESCAPE = "Clever crustacean!",
    ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_LOSECONTROL = "I'm unsure of the results of this venture.",
    ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_RETURN = "That confirms it! This world is indeed round.",
    ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_WARN = "The fog's inhabitants remain shrouded in \"mist\"-ery. Ho ho!",
    ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "My, what an excess of treasure!",
    ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_TREASURE = "These coordinates do not pertain to this world.",
    ANNOUNCE_SHARX = "Houndus Selachii! What a fascinating nuisance.",
    ANNOUNCE_TRAWL_FULL = "The net can contain no more.",
    ANNOUNCE_TREASURE = "Behold! Gold.",
    ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "The earth's mantle is churning!",
    ANNOUNCE_WAVE_BOOST = "Prime oceanic oscillations!",
    ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "What lies past those bubbles?!",
    ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Hmm, the creature has retreated into the depths.",
    ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "I've lost the trail in these turbulent waters!",

    DESCRIBE=
    {
        BABYOX = "The young's odor wards off predators. And myself.",
        GLOMMER = "A bizarre specimen of the insecta class.",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's dripping with goo.",
            DEAD = "It's gone gray, but it's still dripping.",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "The pennons of that strange specimen.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "It appears to be quite volatile.",
        BELL = "Quiet! This is a library!",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {   
            GENERIC = "Is it petrified?",
            EMPTY = "Nope, just a statue.",
        },
        WEBBERSKULL = "That is a most unusual skull.",
        
        MOONROCKNUGGET = "Implications of a lunar body? Interesting.",
        ROCK_MOON = "Implications of a lunar body? Interesting.",
        MOLE =
        {
            HELD = "I don't think my pocket is its natural habitat.",
            UNDERGROUND = "Something is tunneling down there.",
            ABOVEGROUND = "Ah, it's a Talpidae!",
        },
        MOLEHILL = "The tunnel system must be vast!",
        MOLEHAT = "Ah, to look through another creature's, uh, nose!",
        NIGHTSTICK = "I wonder if it's named for Venus?",
        RABBITHOUSE=
        {
            GENERIC = "Sadly, it is just painted to look like a carrot.",
            BURNT = "It didn't even burn like a carrot.",
        },
        TURF_DECIDUOUS = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_SANDY = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_BADLANDS = "The ground. You step on it.",
        BEARGER = "It's the Caniformia suborder... Beyond that, I cannot say.",
        BEARGERVEST = "Whatever it was, its pelt makes for a fine garment.",
        ICEPACK = "Perfectly insulated.",
        BEARGER_FUR = "My, my! That is thick.",
        FURTUFT = "Fur from a Bearger.",
        BIGFOOT = "Prehistoric!",
        BONESHARD = "Remnants of a life well lived.",
        BUZZARD = "Cathartes, of course.",
        CACTUS = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A young barrel cactus.",
            PICKED = "Desperate times, desperate measures.",
        },
        CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "Delightfully devoid of spines.",
        CACTUS_MEAT = "I'm not sure it's been prepared properly.",
        CACTUS_FLOWER = "Reminds me of Burrows. A favorite at the library.",
        COLDFIRE =
        {
            GENERIC = "A rather strange, magical fire pit.",
            OUT = "I can re-light it.",
            EMBERS = "The fire has almost self-extinguished.",
            LOW = "The fire could use some more fuel.",
            NORMAL = "A perfectly unusual fire.",
            HIGH = "That fire is burning at an alarming rate.",
        },
        CATCOON = "A sort of a wildcat. Handsome fellow.",
        CATCOONDEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "An excellent hollow for a den.",
            EMPTY = "Looks used up.",
        },
        CATCOONHAT = "Not quite like Crockett's, but it'll do.",
        COONTAIL = "A flexible torso appendage.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "Recently cooled igneous rock. Dangerous.",
        COOKPOT =
        {
            COOKING_LONG = "It's got a bit to go before it's ready.",
            COOKING_SHORT = "Almost done!",
            DONE = "Supper time!",
            EMPTY = "It looks derelict when it's not cooking something.",
            BURNT = "Now it's truly derelict.",
        },
        EYEBRELLAHAT =  "The cornea must be quite water-repellent.",
        ARMORDRAGONFLY = "Pyrotechnic armor!",
        DRAGON_SCALES = "Scales from an insect? Unheard of!",
        DRAGONFLYCHEST = "Scales! Scales are the winner!",
        DECIDUOUSTREE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Fagales of some kind. It bears fruit when fully grown.",
            CHOPPED = "It has been harvested.",
            BURNING = "The tree is burning.",
            BURNT = "A carbonized tree.",
            POISON = "That is no tree I've seen before!",
        },
        ACORN_COOKED = "I've successfully cooked the poison out of them.",
        BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "Run awaaay!",
        FARMPLOT =
        {
            GENERIC = "A small cultivated patch of ground.",
            GROWING = "The plants are extracting minerals from the ground.",
            NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It has been rendered infertile for lack of nutrients.",
            BURNT = "It shan't grow a crop again.",
        },
        COLDFIREPIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "A fire pit. It's chilly.",
            OUT = "I can re-light it.",
            EMBERS = "The fire has almost self-extinguished.",
            LOW = "The fire could use some more fuel, whatever fuel it takes.",
            NORMAL = "A fire. Of some kind.",
            HIGH = "That fire is burning at an alarming rate.",
        },
        FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
        {   
            ON = "Pitch that ice!",
            OFF = "Nothing to see here.",
            LOWFUEL = "Fuel's getting low.",
        },
        ICEHAT = "A perfect cube of ice.",
        LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A variant of Capra aegagrus, keen on electricity.",
            CHARGED = "Quite keen.",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "There must be something unnatural in the horn.",
        GOATMILK = "Tantalizing!",
        MEATRACK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Meats can be dehydrated.",
            DRYING = "Dehydration is a slow process.",
            DRYINGINRAIN = "The rain has temporarily halted the dehydration process.",
            DONE = "The process has completed.",
            BURNT = "It doesn't seem stable.",
        },
        MERMHEAD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm uncertain whether it is rotting or fermenting.",
            BURNT = "It's neither rotting nor fermenting now.",
        },
        MERMHOUSE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Obviously dilapidated.",
            BURNT = "On beyond dilapidated.",
        },
        FLOWERSALAD = "Plenty of nutrients!",
        ICECREAM = "Nothing like a book and a bowl of ice cream.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "The melon is entirely encased in an ice lattice.",
        TRAILMIX = "Mmmm, natural!",
        HOTCHILI = "Chili gives me indigestion.",
        GUACAMOLE = "I always make guacamole for science day at the library.",
        MOOSE = "I dub it Alces canadensis.",
        MOOSEEGG = "What a marvel!",
        BANANAPOP = "Well, isn't that refreshing?",
        BISQUE = "Just what I needed.",
        CEVICHE = "Could use a little more sauce.",
        SEAFOODGUMBO = "I can feel the heartburn already!",
        SURFNTURF = "The perfect dish.",
        SHARKFINSOUP = "I may have meddled with a delicate ecosystem to make this.",
        LOBSTERDINNER = "How decadent.",
        LOBSTERBISQUE = "I'd almost forgotten what real food tasted like.",
        JELLYOPOP = "Takes me back to my youth. Sort of.",
        MOSSLING = "I suppose that's approximately what I expected.",
        FEATHERFAN = "This will induce quite an airflow!",
        TROPICALFAN = "Its aerodynamic principals are astonishing.",
        MINIFAN = "Its aerodynamic principals are astonishing.",
        GOOSE_FEATHER = "Soft body down! Makes me wish I could sleep.",
        STAFF_TORNADO = "I've never seen a weather vane employed as a weapon.",
        PIGHEAD = 
        {   
            GENERIC = "Tut tut. It's a head on a stick.",
            BURNT = "It's the charred remains of a head on a stick. Tsk!",
        },
        PIGHOUSE =
        {
            GENERIC = "The pig creatures have such prosaic taste in architecture.",
            FULL = "I wonder what they do in there.",
            LIGHTSOUT = "That was quite rude.",
            BURNT = "The house had no fire-prevention system.",
        },
        FERTILIZER = "A bucket of animal feces. Pungent.",
        RAINOMETER = 
        {   
            GENERIC = "Measure before you act.",
            BURNT = "I can't read any measurements from that husk.",
        },
        RAINCOAT = "Totally non-porous.",
        RAINHAT = "I hate when my bun gets wet.",
        RESEARCHLAB = 
        {   
            GENERIC = "It's a research station. I can learn new things with it.",
            BURNT = "I can't learn anything from a carbonized research station.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB2 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a research station. I can learn new things with it.",
            BURNT = "I can't learn anything from a carbonized research station.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB3 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Perhaps I have gone too far.",
            BURNT = "An omen.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB4 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I think the hat collects energy from the air.",
            BURNT = "It won't be collecting any energy now.",
        },
        RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "How very pagan.",
            BURNT = "It has been smote.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A small block of extremely dense ice.",
            MELTED = "It must have melted due to its small size.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "It must have melted due to its small size.",
        ICE = "The solid state of water.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "It'll keep me moderately cool.",
        HAWAIIANSHIRT = "I prefer tweed.",
        TENT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Sleeping in there would give me a stiff neck.",
            BURNT = "It wasn't doing me much good anyhow.",
        },
        SIESTAHUT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I can barely sleep on a bed, nevermind the ground.",
            BURNT = "It wasn't doing me much good anyhow.",
        },
        TRANSISTOR = "This is quite advanced technology.",
        TREASURECHEST = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A storage chest.",
            BURNT = "The charred skeleton of a storage chest.",
        },
        TUMBLEWEED = "A dried collection of plant matter.",
        GRASS_UMBRELLA = "A dainty parasol that will provide moderate protection.",
        PALMLEAF_UMBRELLA = "A leafy parasol that will provide moderate protection.",
        UNIMPLEMENTED = "It's under construction.",
        WALL_HAY = 
        {   
            GENERIC = "I don't trust that wall.",
            BURNT = "I was right not to trust it.",
        },
        WALL_WOOD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "That offers some protection.",
            BURNT = "Fire was its weakness.",
        },
        WARDROBE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "This reminds me of a famous book.",
            BURNING = "Hmm, now it reminds me of a very different famous book.",
            BURNT = "It used to be a wardrobe.",
        },
        WARG = "That Canis will never be domesticated.",
        WATERMELON = "Citrullus lanatus.",
        WATERMELON_COOKED = "Beautifully grilled.",
        WATERMELONHAT = "That's certainly one thing you could do with a watermelon.",
        WINTEROMETER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Measure before you act.",
            BURNT = "I can't read any measurements from that husk.",
        },
        HOMESIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "A navigational aid. \"You are here\".",
            UNWRITTEN = "A chance to give direction.",
            BURNT = "Not much of an aid now.",
        },
        BEEBOX =
        {
            READY = "I can harvest honey from it.",
            GENERIC = "A crude apiary.",
            FULLHONEY = "I can harvest honey from it.",
            NOHONEY = "It's devoid of honey.",
            SOMEHONEY = "It's not ready for harvesting.",
            BURNT = "Poor bees!",
        },
        LIVINGTREE = "This tree is special.",
        ICESTAFF = "Some kind of ice-throwing contraption.",
        WORMLIGHT = "It's softer than I would've thought.",
        WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "This one is purely vegetable.",
        WORM =
        {
            PLANT = "Reminds me of the Anglerfish.",
            DIRT = "It would be best to stay away from that.",
            WORM = "Worm attack!",
        },
        WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "Reminds me of the Anglerfish.",
        EEL = "It's an eel.",
        EEL_COOKED = "This eel has been cooked.",
        UNAGI = "A common way to prepare eel.",
        EYETURRET = "The magic of the two beasts has been concentrated by the Thulecite.",
        EYETURRET_ITEM = "I'll need to place this.",
        MINOTAURHORN = "An amazingly large horn. I wonder if the nightmare helped fuel the growth.",
        MINOTAURCHEST = "That chest is absolutely marvelous.",
        THULECITE_PIECES = "These could be combined to make a bigger piece.",
        POND_ALGAE = "It is a good thing this algae has no need for photosynthesis.",
        GREENSTAFF = "It appears to rewind time on an object.",
        POTTEDFERN = "A potted plant.",

        BOOK_BIRDS = "The expurgated version, but it has my favorite: Megascops Kennicottii.",
        BOOK_TENTACLES = "Hard to put this one down. It's gripping, frankly.",
        BOOK_GARDENING = "Dead plants tied together to help me help alive plants.",
        BOOK_SLEEP = "Warm milk in book form.",
        BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "What could possibly go wrong?",

        SLURPER = "A classic example of symbiosis.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "This must be useful for something.",
        SLURPERPELT = "This must be useful for something.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "A disgusting and magical garment.",
        ORANGEAMULET = "The gem fades with each use.",
        YELLOWSTAFF = "Luckily the star is a manageable size.",
        YELLOWGEM = "Perhaps it is similar to citrine.",
        ORANGEGEM = "It looks like a Spessartite garnet.",
        TELEBASE = 
        {
            VALID = "It looks to be ready.",
            GEMS = "I don't think it's powered yet.",
        },
        GEMSOCKET = 
        {
            VALID = "What a strange effect.",
            GEMS = "These hold gems.",
        },
        STAFFLIGHT = "Perhaps a larger staff would summon a larger star.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "A monument to some long dead god.",
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Parts of this are missing.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "This seems mystically aligned to the world.",
        LICHEN = "A symbiote! A fungus and a phycobiontic bacteria.",
		CUTLICHEN = "This won't last long.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "All of them are genetically identical.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Somewhat better.",
        CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "I do not believe this one can be restored.",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "The seeds must have fallen down a sinkhole.",
        ROCKY = "Their carapace is made of rocks.",

        BLUEAMULET = "The gem appears to be sucking energy out anything it touches.",
        PURPLEAMULET = "I can almost sense it beckoning to something.",
        TELESTAFF = "The gem appears to focus the nightmare fuel.",
        MONKEY = "They produce quite an odor.",
        MONKEYBARREL = "This appears to be the home of several primates.",

        HOUNDSTOOTH="Made of calcium and brimstone.",
        ARMORSNURTLESHELL="It is quite capacious.",
        BAT="A flying mammal.",
        BATWING="Technically edible.",
        BATWING_COOKED="Technically edible.",
        BATCAVE = "This nook is actually a dwelling.",
        BEDROLL_FURRY="I'm not sleeping on the ground.",
        BUNNYMAN="A sentient lagomorph.",
        FLOWER_CAVE="You could read by that light.",
        FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="You could read by that light.",
        FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="You could read by that light.",
        GUANO="More metabolic byproduct.",
        LANTERN="A refuelable light source.",
        LIGHTBULB="Is this animal or vegetable?",
        MANRABBIT_TAIL="They use their tails to balance.",
        MUSHTREE_TALL=
        {
            GENERIC = "A tree with a fungal parasite.",
            BLOOM = "Apparently it's the breeding season for this species.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_MEDIUM=
        {
            GENERIC = "A red variety of Mycena luxaeterna.",
            BLOOM = "The smell is used to ward off predators.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_SMALL=
        {
            GENERIC = "My word! A huge Mycena silvaelucens.",
            BLOOM = "The light is caused by a chemical reaction.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "This relationship appears symbiotic.",
        SPORE_TALL = "A carrier of genetic information.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "A carrier of genetic information.",
        SPORE_SMALL = "A carrier of genetic information.",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "I'm a carrier of a carrier of genetic information.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "I'm a carrier of a carrier of genetic information.",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "I'm a carrier of a carrier of genetic information.",
        MUSHTREE_TALL  ="A tree with a fungal parasite.",
        MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="A red variety of Mycena luxaeterna.",
        MUSHTREE_SMALL ="My word! A huge Mycena silvaelucens.",
        SLURTLE= "A mineral-devouring gastropod.",
        SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES= "Pieces of the broken.",
        SLURTLEHAT= "It provides protection.",
        SLURTLEHOLE= "A gastropod pod.",
        SLURTLESLIME= "Their mucus is explosive for some reason.",
        SNURTLE= "A rare variant of gastropod.",
        SPIDER_HIDER= "An arachnid with a thick carapace.",
        SPIDER_SPITTER= "An arachnid that spits projectiles.",
        SPIDERHOLE= "This is the source of the spider infestation.",
        SPIDERHOLE_ROCK ="This is the source of the spider infestation.",
        STALAGMITE= "A strange rock formation.",
        STALAGMITE_FULL= "A strange rock formation.",
        STALAGMITE_LOW= "A strange rock formation.",
        STALAGMITE_MED= "A strange rock formation.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL= "Another stalagmite.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL= "Another stalagmite.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW= "Another stalagmite.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED= "Another stalagmite.",

        TURF_DESERTDIRT = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_DIRT = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FOREST = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_GRASS = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_MARSH = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_ROAD = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_ROCKY = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_SAVANNA = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_WOODFLOOR = "The ground. You step on it.",

        TURF_CAVE="The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FUNGUS="The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_SINKHOLE="The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_UNDERROCK="The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_MUD="The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_DRAGONFLY = "This substance is imbued with a sort of natural fire deterrent.",

        BATBAT = "Interesting. This weapon appears to be alive.",
        LUREPLANT = "An invasive plant species.",
        LUREPLANTBULB = "Now I can move the plant as I wish.",
        EYEPLANT = "I believe they are controlled by the larger plant.",
        PLANTMEAT = "The plant produced a meaty substance.",
        PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I feel better about eating this now.",
        CAVE_FERN = "A lovely ornamental plant.",
        FOLIAGE = "These may have some nutritional value.",
        FOOTBALLHAT = "Protective gear for full-contact endeavors.",

        POWCAKE = "The crowning achievement of the agricultural-industrial complex.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "The placement of that rock looks intentional.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "The passage has been obstructed.",

        CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Perhaps when I am better prepared.",
            OPEN = "The subterranean world awaits.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Perhaps later.",
            OPEN = "Maybe I should go back up for some fresh air.",
        },

		BOOMERANG = "It is a flat aerofoil.",
		SPOILED_FOOD = "It is heavy with bacteria.",
		ICEBOX = "It is a crude heat exchanger.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "It appears to have no power source.",
		PIGGUARD = "One of the warrior caste.",
		
		DIVININGROD = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "It is a magitechnical homing device.",
		    COLD = "The dial is moving faintly.",
		    WARM = "I am definitely on the right track.",
		    WARMER = "I must be getting close.",
		    HOT = "Here we are!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "This rod might could be useful!",
        DRAGONFLY = "It's some kind of mythical variant of a Diptera.",
        
        LAVASPIT = 
        {
            HOT = "Its saliva is similar to molten lava.",
            COOL = "It's cooled down, almost like basalt.",
        },
        LAVA_POND = "Molten rock. Best not to get too close.",
        LAVAE = "I believe it is a larval dragonfly.",
        LAVAE_PET = 
        {
            STARVING = "This creature requires sustenance immediately!",
            HUNGRY = "This creature is hungry.",
            CONTENT = "I have to admit it is rather appealing.",
            GENERIC = "A healthy larval dragonfly.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A large macrolecithal egg.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "The temperature of this egg is below optimal.",
            COMFY = "This egg is at a suitable temperature for hatching.",
        },
        LAVAE_TOOTH = "An egg tooth used by a baby reptile to break out of its egg.",

        DRAGONFRUIT = "Hylocereus undatus, or Pitahaya blanca.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Pleasantly prepared Pitahaya blanca.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "A seed for the magnificently mild Hylocereus undatus.",
        DRAGONPIE = "I do love a nice fruit pie.",
        DRUMSTICK = "A leg of poultry.",
        DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Not terribly healthy, but my is it delicious!",
        DURIAN = "Aha, the Durio zibethinus. It really does reek.",
        DURIAN_COOKED = "Cooking this certainly did not improve its odor.",
        DURIAN_SEEDS = "Even the seeds of the Durio zibethinus smell a bit.",
        EARMUFFSHAT = "Poor Leporidae. At least my ears will be warm.",
        EGGPLANT = "A nightshade, specifically Solanum Melongena.",
        EGGPLANT_COOKED = "I present: Braised Solanum Melongena.",
        EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Seed of aubergine.",
        WAFFLES = "Salutations, waffles.",
		
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Deployable pickets.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "I'm not sure why I can carry so many of these.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "My pockets must be bigger on the inside.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Hay bales.",
		WALL_STONE = "That is quite secure.",
		WALL_RUINS = "A very secure wall.",
        WALL_MOONROCK = "A job well done.",
        WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "Fits comfortably in my pocket.",
        ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "That violates some pretty fundamental physical laws.",
		
        BIRDCAGE = 
        {
			GENERIC = "This will safely contain one avian specimen.",
            OCCUPIED = "He is contained.",
            SLEEPING = "Shhhhh!",
            HUNGRY = "He's getting hungry.",
            STARVING = "He's looking a bit malnourished.",
            DEAD = "I do believe he has starved.",
            SKELETON = "I guess I could study the bones.",
        },
        MEAT = "I normally wouldn't eat this raw.",
        SMALLMEAT = "It's a small, raw piece of meat.",
        COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked.",
        MONSTERMEAT = "It would be hazardous to consume this.",
        MONSTERLASAGNA = "Lasagna or no, it would still be hazardous to consume it.",
        COOKEDMEAT = "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked.",
        MEATBALLS = "A pile of processed meat. Who knows what went into this.",
        UMBRELLA = "A simple apparatus for keeping dry.",
        PERD = "Nasty Meleagris, stay away from my berries!",
        TURKEYDINNER = "What a nice roast.",
        COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It's still a little bit poisonous.",
        MAXWELL = "What a rude gentleman.",
        TENTACLE = "A horror waiting in the mud.",
        TENTACLESPIKE = "Never grab the pointy end.",
        TENTACLESPOTS = "Hmmm, reproductive organs.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR = "There's more of it below than above!",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "It appears to be all connected somehow.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "A tiny horror waiting in the mud.",
        TENTACLE_GARDEN = "I wonder how they breed?",
        BEEFALO =
        {
            GENERIC = "It looks almost like a Bos Taurus.",
            FOLLOWER = "It appears to be following me.",
            NAKED = "It looks cold.",
            SLEEPING = "It's sleeping.",
        },
        BABYBEEFALO = "Look at his widdle face! (Ahem!)",
        MANDRAKE =
        {
			GENERIC = "Mandragora officinarum.",
			PICKED = "Mandragora officinarum. But with a face.",
			DEAD = "Mandragora officinarum. Deceased.",
        },
        COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Mandragora officinarum, cooked in the name of discovery.",
        MANDRAKESOUP = "Mandragora officinarum, prepared as a soup in the name of discovery.",
		KRAMPUS = "It's a mythological holiday monster.",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "It seems bigger inside than out.",
        PINECONE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Conifer seeds encased in a mature strobilus.",
            PLANTED = "Conifer seeds approaching maturity.",
        },
        ARMORWOOD = "Crude plate mail cobbled together from log sections.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "A protective shroud that transfers attacks to another dimension.",
        ASH =
        {
            GENERIC = "Some non-aqueous residue remaining after the fire.",
            REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "The flower appears to have been completely burned up.",
            REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "The eyebone seems to have been burned entirely.",
            REMAINS_THINGIE = "This used to be something, now it's just a pile of ash.",
        },
        SPAT = "Ovis chalybs, and a right mean looking one at that.",
        SPEAR = "Ancient weapons technology.",
        STRAWHAT = "This will offer some protection from the sun.",
        STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "I've cooked this aubergine and packed it with other comestibles.",
        BEEFALOHAT = "This hat is hideous.",
        TOPHAT = "How bourgeois.",
        FLOWERHAT = "How celebratory.",
        BUSHHAT = "Camouflage.",
        ROPE = "A short length of strong hemp rope.",
        LOG = "An axial section of tree trunk.",
        LOG =
        {
            BURNING = "An axial section of tree trunk. On fire.",
            GENERIC = "An axial section of tree trunk.",
        },
        LIVINGLOG = "This log is special.",
        LOCKEDWES = "Poor sod is being held here by those statues.",
        TWIGS = "Some small twigs.",
        CARROT = "Daucus carota. Edible, and delicious.",
        CARROT_COOKED = "Daucus carota, roasted to perfection.",
        CARROT_PLANTED = "Daucus carota is a root vegetable.",
        CARROT_SEEDS = "Seed of Daucus carota.",
        BERRIES = "Some Ardisia crenata berries, I think.",
        BERRIES_COOKED = "Roasted Ardisia crenata, just in case.",
        CUTSTONE = "Some smoothed rock slabs.",
        SEEDS = "A handful of unidentifiable seeds.",
        SEEDS_COOKED = "A toasted embryonic plant treat!",
        SILK = "Protein fiber extruded from an arachnid.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "This gland secretes a mildly toxic venom.",
        BOARDS = "Roughly hewn wood boards.",
        BONESTEW = "Not quite how mum used to make, but it smells superb!",
        MAXWELLTHRONE = "What an intimidating chair.",
        MAXWELLLOCK = "Now I just need a key.",
        MAXWELLLIGHT = "How magical!",
        FEM_PUPPET = "Poor girl.",
        MALE_PUPPET = "Poor boy.",
        ROBOT_PUPPET = "Poor child.",
        
		NITRE = "Also known as saltpeter.",
		GUNPOWDER = "Knowledge is power!",
		BIRD_EGG = "It is unfertilized.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "If only I had some toast.",
		ROTTENEGG = "How unappetizing.",
		HAMBAT = "I'm not sure this was the most efficient use of resources.",

        TRAP_TEETH = "It's covered with a thin film of canine digestive fluid.",
        TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "A crude attempt at tricking me.",
        RABBIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some kind of Lagomorph. With horns.",
            HELD = "It is a cute widdle horned Lagomorph.",
        },
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "A capped lava pit.",
            OUT = "Nothing but a sheath of igneous rock now.",
            LOW = "The cooling process has begun.",
            NORMAL = "Much too hot to touch.",
		},
        ROCK = "A large sedimentary rock.",
        PIGKING = "He appears to be the leader of the village.",
        RATATOUILLE = "Nicoise, so nutritious!",
        RESURRECTIONSTONE = "That stone has regenerative powers.",
        ROBIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Cardinalis! Beautiful plumage.",
            HELD = "This little fellow will be my friend.",
        },
        ROBIN_WINTER =
        {
            GENERIC = "A winter coat for the Cardinalis? How peculiar!",
            HELD = "It's so delicate.",
        },
        AXE = "A dual inclined plane attached to a lever.",
		HAMMER = "A worker's tool.",
        PHLEGM = "The congealed mucus retains its sticky texture.",
        PICKAXE = "A specialized axe for chipping away at rocks.",
        SEWING_KIT = "A simple implement for domestic tasks.",
        SHOVEL = "It's a shovel. Surely you've seen one before?",
		PITCHFORK = "Its design is effective at loosening earth.",
        ROCKS = "A handful of assorted rocks.",
        FIRESTAFF = "Some kind of fire-throwing contraption.",
        FISH = "Some kind of whitefish, I believe.",
        FISHINGROD = "I've read all about fishing. It should be a snap.",
        FISHSTICKS = "Give me some tartar sauce and I'm in heaven.",
        FISHTACOS = "Oh, I do like a spot of spice on my fish.",
        FISH_COOKED = "Beautifully grilled.",
        FISH_MED = "A shame.",
        FISH_MED_COOKED = "Beautifully grilled.",
        FLINT = "A hard nodule of quartz.",
        AMULET = "A relic from another time.",
        RAZOR = "A personal hygiene implement.",
        POMEGRANATE = "Punica granatum. Watery, sweet and a bit sour.",
        POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Punica granatum is so nice when it's warmed up.",
        POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Seeds of Punica granatum, separated from their arils.",
		POND = "A small, but deep freshwater pond.",
        LEIF = "I... don't even know.",
        LEIF_SPARSE = "I... don't even know.",
        SPIDERQUEEN = "That must be the center of the hive-mind.",
        PIGGYBACK = "A face only necessity could love.",
        BLOWDART_FIRE = "Improvised inflammatory device.",
        BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Improvised tranquilizer device.",
        BLOWDART_PIPE = "Improvised missile device.",
        SPIDERHAT = "With this I should be able to exert psionic control over the spiders.",
		EARMUFFHAT = "Only the most insulating part was used.",
        WETGOOP = "Oh no. No, no, no. This won't do at all.",
        WHIP = "An instrument for developing pain compliance.",
        WINTERHAT = "I knit it myself.",
        NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Ectoplasmic residue.",
        NIGHTLIGHT = "Curiously luminescent.",
        NIGHTSWORD = "Transdimensional weaponry.",
        ARMORMARBLE = "An interesting choice of materials.",
        ARMORGRASS = "Surprisingly effective with enough layers.",
        BLUEPRINT = "A detailed technical drawing.",
        BELL_BLUEPRINT = "A detailed technical drawing.",
        MAXWELLHEAD = "I wish he wouldn't do that.",

		WALRUSHAT = "Should auld acquaintance be forgot?",
        WALRUS = "Odobenus rosmarus; Gaelic variety.",
        WALRUS_CAMP = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Some kind of temporary habitation.",
            EMPTY = "It has been deserted for now.",
        },
        LITTLE_WALRUS = "The juvenile is not as aggressive.",
        WALRUS_TUSK = "This would be useful for scrimshaw.",

        WARG = "That Canis will never be domesticated.",

        SPIDERDEN = "Fascinating. These spiders have a communal hive.",
        RABBITHOLE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It looks like a small animal's burrow.",
            SPRING = "I hope the small animal is still all right down there!",
        },
        FIREFLIES = 
        {
            GENERIC = "They disperse when I approach.",
            HELD = "Their bioluminescent properties might prove useful.",
        },
        CORN = "Zea mays, a great staple food.",
        CORN_COOKED = "Popped corn!",
        CORN_SEEDS = "These maize seeds will grow in many climates.",
        CROW = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Corvus brachyrhynchos.",
            HELD = "A perfectly handsome specimen.",
        },
        GHOST = "It must be fake. I don't believe it.",
        CUTGRASS = "Some grass cuttings.",
        CUTREEDS = "Some rush cuttings.",
        PEROGIES = "A wonderfully bland dumpling.",
        PETALS = "I've made some delightful potpourri.",
        PETALS_EVIL = "Interesting, these petals seem to have a mind of their own.",        
        FLOWER = "It's a wildflower. I'm unfamiliar with the species.",
        FLOWER_EVIL = "It's not often one sees a flower with such a powerful aura.",
        FLOWER_WITHERED = "This flower lacks the essentials for growth.",
        GOLDENAXE = "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this chops.",
        GOLDENPICKAXE = "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this mines.",
        GOLDENPITCHFORK = "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this tills.",
        GOLDENSHOVEL = "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this digs.",
        GOLDNUGGET = "A small lump of gold. Atomic number 79.",
        POOP = "A quantity of animal feces. How fragrant.",
        PUMPKIN = "Cucurbita pepo.",
        PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Pumpkin biscuits, goody!",
        PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Cooked Cucurbita pepo. Gooey and delicious.",
        PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "Carving the Cucurbita pepo is such a nice pastime.",
        PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Pepitas.",
        TORCH = "An improvised handheld light.",
        TRAP = "A simple stick-and-basket trap.",
        BEEFALOWOOL = "Long follicles harvested from the beefalo.",
        BUGNET = "The tool of entomologists",
        PANFLUTE = "Hollow reeds with harmonic resonance.",
        ONEMANBAND = "An impressive improvement to the traditional pipe and tabor.",
        BIRDTRAP = "A simple clap-trap for birds.",
        GEARS = "Various cogs and wheels.",
        STATUEHARP = "A simple statue.",
        STATUEMAXWELL = "It's fashioned for the man who trapped me here.",
        SKELETON = "An incredibly well preserved human skeleton.",
        SKELETON_PLAYER = "My, what a specimen I make!",


        RED_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It is a fungus.",
            PICKED = "It requires hydration before it will fruit again.",
            INGROUND = "It is dormant this time of day.",
        },
        GREEN_MUSHROOM = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It is a fungus.",
            PICKED = "It requires hydration before it will fruit again.",
            INGROUND = "It is dormant this time of day.",
        },

        BLUE_MUSHROOM = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It is a fungus.",
            PICKED = "It requires hydration before it will fruit again.",
            INGROUND = "It is dormant this time of day.",
        },

        RED_CAP = "Red usually indicates poison.",
        GREEN_CAP = "Seems edible, though it may not be totally sane to consume it.",
        BLUE_CAP = "This seems to have medicinal properties.",
        RED_CAP_COOKED = "Chemistry has altered it.",
        GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Chemistry has altered it.",
        BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Chemistry has altered it.",

        MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "I should like to research its mating habits, someday.",

        BEE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Apis mellifera. Quite large!",
            HELD = "It is not pleased.",
        },
        KILLERBEE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It is especially venomous.",
            HELD = "It is not pleased.",
        },
		MOSQUITO = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A thirsty female Haemagogus Devorator.",
			HELD = "It is securely stored.",
		},
        MOSQUITOSACK = "The stomach of a Culicidae, brimming with blood.",
        BEEHAT = "Appropriate protective equipment is a must!",
        BEEHIVE = "The natural home of the bee.",
        BEEMINE = "A dangerous mine filled with Antophila.",
        BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "A dangerous mine filled with Culicidae.",
        HONEY = "Sweetened plant nectar.",
        HONEYCOMB = "Beeswax used for storing honey.",
        HONEYHAM = "Honey was the only sweetener I used for this lovely ham.",
        HONEYNUGGETS = "Bite-sized sweetened meat!",
        HORN = "What an excellent specimen! I can almost hear the beefalo.",
        STINGER = "It tapers to a sharp point.",

        SPIDER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A large, carnivorous arachnid species.",
            SLEEPING = "They appear to be nocturnal.",
            DEAD = "It's dead.",
        },

        SPIDER_WARRIOR = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It appears to be of the warrior caste.",
            SLEEPING = "A well deserved rest, no doubt.",
            DEAD = "He gave his life for his queen.",
        },
        BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Augh!",
        BERRYBUSH = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's an Ardisia crenata bush.",
            PICKED = "The berries are growing back, slowly.",
            BARREN = "It will require an intervention.",
            WITHERED = "Ardisia crenata don't do well in extreme heat.",
        },

		DUG_GRASS = "It requires soil to grow.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "It requires soil to grow.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "It requires soil to grow.",
        DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "It requires soil to grow.",

        SAPLING = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a small tree.",
            WITHERED = "The heat's gotten to it.",
            PICKED = "Odd. I thought that would have killed it.",
            BURNING = "Combustion!",
        },
        GRASS = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A cluster graminoid stalks.",
            PICKED = "I think it will grow back.",
            BARREN = "It needs poop.",
            WITHERED = "It can't survive in this hot climate.",
            BURNING = "Combustion!",
        },
        REEDS = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A group of juncaceae graminoids.",
            PICKED = "I believe they shall grow back.",
            BURNING = "Combustion!",
        },
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "An artifact of this extinct civilization.",
            BROKEN = "Just broken stone.",
        },
        RUBBLE = "Looks like a job for library paste!",

        PLANT_NORMAL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a... plant. Of some kind.",
            READY = "It looks mature, now.",
            GROWING = "It is not yet ready for harvest.",
            WITHERED = "It couldn't survive the heat.",
        },

        MOUND = 
        {
            GENERIC ="A burial mound.",
            DUG = "A desecrated burial mound.",
        },
        PIGMAN =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a semi-intelligent bipedal pig.",
            FOLLOWER = "He seems to have bonded with me.",
            DEAD = "Don't worry there are plenty more where that came from.",
			WEREPIG = "It's a lycanthropic pig.",
            GUARD = "It appears to be a guardian.",
        },

        SPIDEREGGSACK = "A highly portable spider egg sack.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "A torus of alloys and wiring.",
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "An electrical charge regulator.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "It applies basic mechanical principles.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Neither fully organic nor inorganic!",
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
        {
			GENERIC = "This runestone has unique geometric properties!",
			PARTIAL = "The device is in a partial state of completion.",
			LOCKED = "The device needs to be activated.",
			ACTIVE = "This machine can be used to travel between worlds.",
		},
        BEARDHAIR = "This is human facial hair.",
        BUTTERFLY = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A colorful lepidopteran.",
            HELD = "It is captured.",
        },
        BUTTERFLYWINGS = "Wings from a captured butterfly.",
        BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Who knew butterflies made such nice baked goods?",
        BUTTER = "Lepidopterous lipids?",

        ACORN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Deciduous seeds encased in a Pericarp.",
            PLANTED = "Deciduous seeds approaching maturity.",
        },
        EVERGREEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A generically coniferous tree.",
            CHOPPED = "It has been harvested.",
            BURNING = "The tree is burning.",
            BURNT = "A carbonized tree.",
        },

        EVERGREEN_SPARSE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "This genus seems to lack reproductive capabilities.",
            CHOPPED = "It has been harvested.",
            BURNING = "The tree is burning.",
            BURNT = "A carbonized tree.",
        },

        FIREPIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A fire pit.",
            OUT = "I can re-light it.",
            EMBERS = "The fire has almost self-extinguished.",
            LOW = "The fire could use some more fuel.",
            NORMAL = "A perfectly average fire.",
            HIGH = "That fire is burning at an alarming rate.",
        },
		HEATROCK = 
        {
            FROZEN = "Its temperature is below freezing.",
			COLD = "It's a bit chilly.",
			GENERIC = "Its temperature is totally unremarkable.",
            WARM = "It is retaining thermal energy. But only a bit.",
            HOT = "It is warm enough to radiate heat and light!",
		},

        CAMPFIRE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A camp fire.",
            OUT = "I can re-light it.",
            EMBERS = "The fire has almost self-extinguished.",
            LOW = "The fire could use some more fuel.",
            NORMAL = "A perfectly average fire.",
            HIGH = "That fire is burning at an alarming rate.",
        },

        FEATHERHAT = "Not quite the genuine article, but I might fool some birds.",
        FEATHER_CROW = "Feather of Corvus.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN = "Feather of Cardinalis.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "It looks like a feather of Cardinalis, but white.",

        TRINKET_1 = "What a lovely set of bottle washers! Too bad they're all melted.",
        TRINKET_10 = "Don't need these just yet. I've still a few teeth left.",
        TRINKET_11 = "Ah, it's a scale replica of that mischievous robot.",
        TRINKET_12 = "A muscular hydrostat that's been sat near something hygroscopic.",
        TRINKET_2 = "A fake membranophone.",
        TRINKET_3 = "Oh, I just love the bard.",
        TRINKET_4 = "What a positively, delightfully odd little fellow.",
        TRINKET_5 = "This spacecraft looks to have inadequate thermal controls.",
        TRINKET_6 = "A tangled mess of wires, not much good for anything.",
        TRINKET_7 = "I'd rather use my hands to read a book.",
        TRINKET_8 = "It reminds me of my bath tub. I could use a long soak.",
        TRINKET_9 = "Hmm, don't think I'm missing any buttons at the moment.",
		SKULLCHEST = "A container resembling a cranium.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "An artifact which may contain other artifacts.",

        BEDROLL_STRAW = "I'm not sleeping on the ground.",
        CHARCOAL = "It's mostly carbon and ash.",
        MARSH_PLANT = "A swamp-dwelling rhizome.",
        MARSH_BUSH = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A cluster of brambles.",
            PICKED = "Picking brambles is dangerous.",
            BURNING = "Combustion!",
        },
        PAPYRUS = "Thin sheets of cellulose and lignin.",
        MARSH_TREE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A mangal rhizophora.",
            CHOPPED = "It has been felled.",
            BURNING = "Combustion!",
            BURNT = "A carbonized mangrove."
        },
        FROG = 
        {
            SLEEPING = "It's sleeping.",
            DEAD = "Considered a delicacy in some countries.",
            GENERIC = "A amphibian tetrapod.",
        },
        FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Not typically served on a sandwich, but I'll give it a go!",
        FROGLEGS = "They're still twitching a bit.",
        FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Not unlike a chicken wing.",
        FRUITMEDLEY = "What a nice selection of fruit!",
		WORMHOLE = 
        {
			GENERIC = "The sleeping Megadrilacea Oraduos.",
			OPEN = "Concentric rings of teeth for rapid ingestion.",
		},
        WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "It will only last a few trips.",

        CHESSJUNK1 = "Clockwork junk.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Clockwork junk.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Clockwork junk.",

        CHESTER = "A motile storage chest.",
        CHESTER_EYEBONE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Oculus Mysterium.",
            WAITING = "The oculus is inactive.",
        },

        TALLBIRD = "Magnus Avis, fully developed.",
        SMALLBIRD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A rather diminutive specimen of the class Aves.",
            HUNGRY = "It requires sustenance.",
            STARVING = "Without sustenance, it will surely perish.",
        },

        TEENBIRD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "An adolescent avian.",
            HUNGRY = "Please keep your voice level to a minimum.",
            STARVING = "A very naughty bird!",
        },

        TALLBIRDEGG = "It requires incubation.",
        TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Full of cholesterol.",
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Development appears to be progressing.",
            HOT = "Exposure to temperature extremes may result in death.",
            COLD = "You will catch your death of cold!",
            SHORT = "We shall soon reap the fruits of our labors.",
            LONG = "A watched pot never boils.",
        },
        TALLBIRDNEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "What a tremendous Magnus Avis egg!",
            PICKED = "The nest is empty. Soon the cycle will begin again.",
        },

        ANIMAL_TRACK = "An indicator of animal activity. It leads away.",
        DIRTPILE = "Unhygienic!",
        KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "Koalefanta Proboscidea.",
        KOALEFANT_WINTER = "Koalefanta Proboscidea in thick winter pelage.",
        TRUNK_SUMMER = "A utilitarian proboscis.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "A specimen of leather and fur.",
        TRUNK_COOKED = "Unpalatable, but high in protein.",
        TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Durable outerwear.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "Ample protection against the elements.",
        
        DEADLYFEAST = "I'm not sure that's good to eat.",
        DEERCLOPS = "Laurasiatheria!",
        REDGEM = "It is warm.",
        BLUEGEM = "It is cold.",
        PURPLEGEM = "It gives off a strange aura.",
        HOUND = "That hound is not domesticated.",
        FIREHOUND = "That hound is more dangerous than the others.",
        ICEHOUND = "What a strange, cold beast.",
        HOUNDBONE = "The endoskeleton of Canis lupus, definitely not familiaris.",
        PENGUIN = "What a classy bird.",
        DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "I feel a vague sense of accomplishment.",
        DEPLETED_GRASS =
        {
            GENERIC = "A tuft of a graminoid.",
        },
        BASALT = "Material of great density!",
        HOUNDMOUND = "Those bones are foreboding.",
        MERM = "A piscean biped!",
        MINERHAT = "This would make a great reading light.",
        KNIGHT = "An automatic equine.",
        BISHOP = "A clockwork clergyman.",
        ROOK = "A clockwork castle.",
        JAMMYPRESERVES = "I'd love some toast to put this jam on. Oh well.",
        KABOBS = "Meat on a stick, what will I think up next?",

        INSANITYROCK = 
        {
            INACTIVE = "It appears to be a tiny pyramid.",
            ACTIVE = "I must be seeing things.",
        },
        SANITYROCK = 
        {
            INACTIVE = "It seems to have sunk into the soil.",
            ACTIVE = "Fascinating. I'll have to study these markings later.",
        },
        PIGTORCH = "I wonder how it's fueled.",
        PIGSKIN = "The haunch of a semi-intelligent bipedal pig.",
        WASPHIVE = "I had best keep my distance.",
        MARBLEPILLAR = "It shows the touch of a Roman artisan. How amazing.",
        MARBLETREE = "Amazing. A tree made entirely of marble.",
        MARBLE = "A statuesque rock.",
        SUNKBOAT = "A shipwreck, looks to be useless.",
        SWEATERVEST = "This vest screams \"stylish, but well-read.\"",
        TAFFY = "I don't much care for sweets, but... desperate times.",
        SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "High sodium content.",
        MEAT_DRIED = "Salty yet satisfying.",
        MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Salty yet satisfying.",
        BACKPACK = "I could fit many books in here.",
        BACONEGGS = "My stomach is aching. Blue eggs and bacon!",
        BANDAGE = "Medicinal dressings.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "A natural disinfectant.",
		CANE = "I'm no rabologist.",
		LIGHTNING_ROD = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "Highly conductive!",
		    CHARGED = "Radiant electrical energy!",
		},
 
        ARMORRUINS = "A hardy Thulecite armor.",
        BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Such exhilaratingly complex technology.",
        GREENAMULET = "I don't know what that is.",
        GREENGEM = "Chromium impurities have colored this gem green.",
        KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "Its nightmare fueled surroundings have corrupted its programming.",
        MINOTAUR = "Get away, you beast!",
        MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "Quite functional, it operates as both an axe and a pickaxe.",
        NIGHTMARELIGHT = "The ancients seem to have used nightmare fuel to power everything.",
        NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
        {
            WARN = "There are low, but increasing levels of vapors containing ectoplasmic residue.",  --Before nightmare
            WAXING = "Levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be increasing.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
            STEADY = "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their peak.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
            WANING = "Levels of ectoplasmic residue are high but seem to be decreasing.", --Nightmare 66% +
            DAWN = "There is very little ectoplasmic residue vapor.", --After nightmare
            CALM = "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their lowest.",  --calm phase
            NOMAGIC = "There doesn't seem to be any ectoplasmic vapor around here.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
        },
        ORANGESTAFF = "Handy over small distances.",   --Teleports player.
        ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "It looks like it could break apart at any moment.",
        RELIC = "A relic of an ancient civilization long dead the the ravages of time.",  --Fixed relic
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "With a little elbow grease this could be put into working order.",   --Broken relic
        RUINS_BAT = "I could hit things with this.",
        RUINSHAT = "A bit gaudy for my tastes, but it seems useful.",
        SPIDER_DROPPER = "Ah, this species of arachnid has adapted to life on the cave ceiling.", --White spider that comes from the roof
        THULECITE = "This seems to be an interesting, ectoplasmic residue-bearing variety of ziosite.",
        YELLOWAMULET = "This amulet is glowing at the mid 530 nanometer wavelength.",    --Emits light, player walks faster.
        ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I feel a compulsive urge to activate it, again and again.",        

        WHALE_WHITE = "A white whale! If only there were a book about such a thing!",

        AERODYNAMICHAT = "Somewhat prehistoric looking.",
        ANTIVENOM = "The contents should make a most useful antidote.",
        ARMORCACTUS = "This allows for anonymity among the cacti.",
        ARMORLIMESTONE = "A suit of skeletal fragments from the ocean floor.",
        ARMOROBSIDIAN = "Be careful, it's sharp!",
        ARMORSEASHELL = "Prevents infirmity from venomous bites.",
        ARMOR_LIFEJACKET = "Safety first!",
        ARMOR_SNAKESKIN = "Fauna-inspired rainwear.",
        ARMOR_WINDBREAKER = "Pink is not really my color.",
        ARMOUREDBOAT = "A strong vessel.",
        BALLPHIN = "What an adorable cetacean!",
        BAMBOO = "A useful material of high tensile strength.",
        BAMBOOTREE =
        {
            BURNT = "Pity.",
            CHOPPED = "Shall we see how fast it regenerates?",
            GENERIC = "Bamboo is among the fastest growing plants in the world.",
        },
        BERMUDATRIANGLE = "I don't believe in mysterious occurrences.",
        BIGFISHINGROD = "Access to the aquatic food chain.",
        BIOLUMINESCENCE = "Fascinating, beautiful marine biology.",
        BLOWDART_FLUP = "I prefer the flup in this form.",
        BLOWDART_POISON = "To destroy my foes from the inside out.",
        BLUBBER = "A buoyant and lipid-rich substance.",
        BLUBBERSUIT = "My mother would have been proud, I've put so much meat on my bones!",
        BOAT = "Where did this vessel come from?",
        BOATCANNON = "For combat at sea, I presume.",
        BOATREPAIRKIT = "Extends the life of aquatic vessels.",
        BOAT_LANTERN = "My oceanic night light.",
        BOAT_TORCH = "To better observe the nocturnal sea life.",
        BOOK_METEOR = "Rainus Magmus!",
        BOTTLELANTERN = "A portable source of illumination.",
        BRAINJELLYHAT = "Bright ideas shape the future!",
        BUOY = "Provides a bit of comfort out at sea, does it not?",
        BURIEDTREASURE = "My curiosity is getting the better of me!",
        BUSH_VINE =
        {
            BURNT = "Charred matter.",
            CHOPPED = "The stems will grow with time.",
            GENERIC = "A scandent flora.",
        },
        CAPTAINHAT = "The cap of a true boatswoman.",
        CARGOBOAT = "I can store a few extra books aboard.",
        CHIMINEA = "Invented by an astute meteorologist!",
        CLOTHSAIL = "An organic form of transportation.",
        COCONADE =
        {
            BURNING = "Count down to combustion!",
            GENERIC = "Explosives make me a tad uneasy.",
        },
        COCONUT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "The seed of Arecaceae. Enormous!",
            PLANTED = "Arecaceae has taken root.",
        },
        COCONUT_COOKED = "Coconut flesh, quite delicious.",
        COCONUT_HALVED = "I managed to pry past its outer defenses.",
        COFFEE = "I do love a cup of coffee and a good book.",
        COFFEEBEANS = "Very high in caffeine.",
        COFFEEBEANS_COOKED = "Ahh, that roast smells delightful.",
        COFFEEBOT = "It produces coffee.",
        COFFEEBUSH =
        {
            BARREN = "It is not flowering at this time.",
            GENERIC = "Coffea genus.",
            PICKED = "Bean gone awhile now.",
            WITHERED = "It is too hot for the Coffea plant.",
        },
        COMPASS =
        {
            E = "East.",
            GENERIC = "My coordinates remain unknown.",
            N = "North.",
            NE = "Northeast.",
            NW = "Northwest.",
            S = "South.",
            SE = "Southeast.",
            SW = "Southwest.",
            W = "West.",
        },
        CORAL = "A chunk of calcium carbonate.",
        CORALREEF = "I adore marine invertebrates!",
        CORAL_BRAIN = "Ingenious!",
        CORAL_BRAIN_ROCK = "Mussidae Brainus.",
        CRAB =
        {
            GENERIC = "Crabbits have an abnormally thick exoskeleton.",
            HIDDEN = "Attention please, crabbit!",
        },
        CRABHOLE = "A burrowing creature resides here.",
        CRATE = "What's inside?",
        CUTLASS = "Careful, it's sharp.",
        DEAD_SWORDFISH = "Looks a tad less ferocious this way.",
        DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE = "Future regrowth is not an impossibility.",
        DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE = "Future regrowth is not an impossibility.",
        DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER = "Future regrowth is not an impossibility.",
        DEVTOOL = "Most unnatural!",
        DEVTOOL_NODEV = "What nonsense.",
        DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "What is its function?",
            READY = "It appears to be a keyhole...",
            UNLOCKED = "Where there's a will!",
        },
        DOUBLE_UMBRELLAHAT = "Two tiers of shelter!",
        DOYDOY = "What a fascinating species!",
        DOYDOYBABY = "Reproduction has begun.",
        DOYDOYEGG = "Nature always finds a way.",
        DOYDOYEGG_COOKED = "Green eggs and ham.",
        DOYDOYEGG_CRACKED = "I'm so curious...",
        DOYDOYFEATHER = "A bit of plumage.",
        DOYDOYNEST = "Is it a decoy device?",
        DRAGOON = "These reptiles can withstand great temperatures.",
        DRAGOONDEN = "Could use a little tidying up.",
        DRAGOONEGG = "What could be living within this igneous rock?",
        DRAGOONHEART = "Dissection complete.",
        DRAGOONSPIT = "Mind yourself on that!",
        DUBLOON = "Aha! The currency of pirates.",
        DUG_BAMBOOTREE = "It requires soil to grow.",
        DUG_BUSH_VINE = "It requires soil to grow.",
        DUG_COFFEEBUSH = "It requires soil to grow.",
        DUG_ELEPHANTCACTUS = "It requires soil to grow.",
        EARRING = "Not my style.",
        ELEPHANTCACTUS = "A succulent atop the volcano! Most interesting.",
        ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "Its defenses are up!",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_STUMP = "This plant is hibernating.",
        FABRIC = "A very fine weave.",
        FEATHERSAIL = "Sail plumage.",
        FISHINHOLE = "I spy aquatic ectothermic creatures below!",
        FISH_RAW = "An odorous slab of fish meat.",
        FISH_RAW_SMALL = "Fish flesh.",
        FISH_RAW_SMALL_COOKED = "Most nutritious.",
        FLAMEGEYSER = "What a stunning display!",
        FLOTSAM = "How might I retrieve that?",
        FLUP = "Keep that tongue to yourself!",
        FRESHFRUITCREPES = "Sticky fingers will ensue.",
        FROG_POISON = "Watch out!",
        GASHAT = "The calcium carbonate purifies the surrounding air particles.",
        GOLDENMACHETE = "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how it slices.",
        GRASS_WATER = "I can see the roots below the water.",
        HAIL_ICE = "Some storms have produced hail the size of cantaloupes.",
        HOME = "What sort of habitat is there?",
        HOUNDFIRE = "High temperatures! Take caution!",
        ICEMAKER =
        {
            HIGH = "Icetastic!",
            LOW = "Its pace is dropping.",
            NORMAL = "The output is quite regular.",
            OUT = "It's out of energy.",
            VERYLOW = "Nearly empty.",
        },
        INVENTORYGRAVE = "The pockets of explorers past.",
        INVENTORYMOUND = "The pockets of explorers past.",
        IRONWIND = "Now this is boating!",
        JELLYFISH = "Jellyfish, the most ancient of multi-organ creatures.",
        JELLYFISH_COOKED = "I have made it edible with a controlled chemical reaction.",
        JELLYFISH_DEAD = "Mind you don't step in that.",
        JELLYFISH_PLANTED = "Polyp-y.",
        JELLYJERKY = "What an inventive preserve.",
        JUNGLETREE =
        {
            BURNING = "It is burning.",
            BURNT = "A carbonized tree.",
            CHOPPED = "It has been harvested.",
            GENERIC = "This species grows to great heights!",
        },
        JUNGLETREESEED =
        {
            GENERIC = "A seed, indeed.",
            PLANTED = "It is thriving.",
        },
        KNIGHTBOAT = "What a puzzling, mechanical sea horse!",
        KRAKEN = "Octopodes have numerous defensive strategies.",
        KRAKENCHEST = "I could take a calculated guess at what's within. But only a guess.",
        KRAKEN_TENTACLE = "Mind the muscular hydrostats!",
        LAVAPOOL = "I won't be wading in that pool.",
        LIMESTONE = "Commonly used in architecture.",
        LIMPETROCK =
        {
            GENERIC = "This boulder is home to various gastropods.",
            PICKED = "The snails have already been harvested.",
        },
        LIMPETS = "Patella vulgata.",
		LIMPETS_COOKED = "Cooked Patella vulgata.",
        TREEGUARD = "Fascinating... it's become bipedal!",
        LIVINGJUNGLETREE = "Magic botany at its finest.",
        LOBSTER = "A most interesting invertebrate.",
        LOBSTERHOLE = "Home to the arthropod.",
        LOBSTER_DEAD = "I might as well eat it now.",
        LOBSTER_DEAD_COOKED = "Dinner is served!",
        LOG =
        {
            BURNING = "An axial section of tree trunk. On fire.",
            GENERIC = "An axial section of tree trunk.",
        },
        LOGRAFT = "Crude nautical transport.",
        LUGGAGECHEST = "Someone has lost their luggage.",
        MACHETE = "Used for hacking through the brush.",
        MAGIC_SEAL = "The young seal has left a gift!",
        MAGMAROCK = "What lies beneath?",
        MAGMAROCK_FULL = "What lies beneath?",
        MAGMAROCK_GOLD = "This formation contains veins of gold.",
        MAGMAROCK_GOLD_FULL = "This formation contains veins of gold.",
        MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Mandragora officinarum, cooked in the name of discovery.",
        MANGROVETREE = "This tree species is salt tolerant!",
        MANGROVETREE_BURNT = "It will not regrow at this stage.",
        MARSH_PLANT_TROPICAL = "Plantae greenus.",
        MERMFISHER = "This one has sophisticated harvesting skills.",
        MERMHOUSE_FISHER = "An amphibious shack.",
        MESSAGEBOTTLE = "I am intrigued!",
        MESSAGEBOTTLEEMPTY = "I do like when there is a manuscript inside.",
        MONKEYBALL = "My primate decoy.",
        MONSTERTARTARE = "Monster meat, dressed up fancy.",
        MOSQUITOSACK_YELLOW = "A healing substance.",
        MOSQUITO_POISON = "The sting of that insect injects a nasty poison.",
        MUSSEL = "Clamus wetus. Very nutritious.",
        MUSSELBOUILLABAISE = "Clam soup.",
        MUSSEL_COOKED = "Don't eat the shell, dear.",
        MUSSEL_FARM =
        {
            GENERIC = "I can't quite reach them from here.",
            STICKPLANTED = "And now we wait! Nature will take its course.",
        },
        MUSSEL_STICK = "To harvest mollusks.",
        MYSTERYMEAT = "Regurgitated sea life. None for me, thanks.",
        NEEDLESPEAR = "Think like a cactus.",
        OBSIDIAN = "A derivative of volcanic lava.",
        OBSIDIANAXE = "This tool generates its own heat.",
        OBSIDIANCOCONADE = "A very powerful explosive projectile.",
        OBSIDIANFIREPIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "To keep quite warm.",
            OUT = "I can re-light it.",
            EMBERS = "The fire has almost self-extinguished.",
            LOW = "The fire could use some more fuel.",
            NORMAL = "Perfect light for reading a book.",
            HIGH = "That fire is burning at an alarming rate.",
        },
        OBSIDIANMACHETE = "This tool generates its own heat.",
        OBSIDIANSPEARGUN = "This tool generates its own heat.",
        OBSIDIAN_WORKBENCH = "Just the spot to learn volcanic craftsmanship.",
        OCTOPUSCHEST = "Looks as though it's been sitting at the bottom of a reef.",
        OCTOPUSKING = "He is the center of this ecosystem.",
        OX = "They do become a bit smelly when wet.",
        OXHAT = "A sturdy head covering.",
        OX_FLUTE = "Its music stirs Mother Nature.",
        OX_HORN = "The lumbering mammal dropped this horn.",
        PACKIM = "Hello, feathered apprentice!",
        PACKIM_FISHBONE = "What sort of fish was this?",
        PALMLEAF = "It fell from the palm.",
        PALMLEAF_HUT = "Refreshing relief from the sun's relentless gaze.",
        PALMTREE =
		{
		    CHOPPED = "It has been harvested.",
            BURNING = "The tree is burning.",
            BURNT = "A carbonized tree.",
			GENERIC = "I'd like to sit underneath it with a good book.",
		},
        PARROT = "It is a colorful tropical bird.",
        PARROT_PIRATE = "I wonder if he can read?",
        PEACOCK = "Pavo cristatus.",
        PEG_LEG = "What a curious choice of object for use as a weapon!",
        PIGTENT = "Filthy.",
        PIKE_SKULL = "Skeletal remains.",
        PIRATEGHOST = "Paranormal pirate activity.",
        PIRATEHAT = "When in Rome!",
        PIRATEPACK = "A treasure carrying case.",
        PIRATIHATITATOR =
        {
            BURNT = "Not very useful now, is it?",
            GENERIC = "It's a research machine, fueled by the nautical sciences.",
        },
        POISONHOLE = "Keep your distance. Airborne toxins spew out in regular intervals.",
        PORTAL_SHIPWRECKED = "I sense magic here.",
        PRIMEAPE = "These little apes are very cunning.",
        PRIMEAPEBARREL = "A monkey habitat.",
        RAFT = "Bamboo how-to.",
		RAWLING = "Mr. Chatty Pants.",
        REDBARREL = "An explosive chemical reaction will occur when its triggered.",
        RELIC =
        {
            BROKEN = "Ancient artifacts.",
            GENERIC = "Destroyed by the shadows, no doubt.",
        },
        ROCK_CHARCOAL = "A carbon rich resource.",
        ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "Now this is a tough nut to crack.",
        ROWBOAT = "My vessel for marine research.",
        SAIL = "For wind-powered travel.",
        SAIL_STICK = "I can use this to my advantage in a storm.",
        SAND = "Sand always seems to find its way into my books.",
        SANDBAG = "Most absorbent.",
        SANDBAGSMALL = "Most absorbent.",
        SANDBAGSMALL_ITEM = "A flood prevention tactic.",
        SANDBAG_ITEM = "A flood prevention tactic.",
        SANDHILL = "The dune's iconic shape is formed by the winds.",
        SAND_CASTLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I modeled it after a classic European castellum.",
            SAND = "I modeled it after a classic European castellum.",
        },
        SEAGULL = "A scavenger of the Laridae Birdus family.",
        SEAGULL_WATER = "A scavenger of the Laridae Birdus family.",
        SEASACK = "Keeps my books and provisions cool!",
        SEASHELL = "This was once the covering of a marine invertebrate.",
        SEASHELL_BEACHED = "Look what the tide brought in!",
        SEATRAP = "Place it near the creature's den.",
        SEAWEED = "I'll admit, I'm not much of a phycologist.",
        SEAWEED_COOKED = "Very high in protein.",
        SEAWEED_DRIED = "I've dried the algae.",
        SEAWEED_PLANTED = "Marine algae.",
        SHADOWSKITTISH_WATER = "Supernatural apparitions are beginning to take shape...",
        SHARKITTEN = "The offspring seem quite harmless. And cute.",
        SHARKITTENSPAWNER =
        {
            GENERIC = "I do wonder how deep the chamber goes.",
            INACTIVE = "Hibernation season.",
        },
        SHARK_FIN = "The dorsal fin functions as an aquatic stabilizer.",
        SHARK_GILLS = "Gills remove oxygen from the water. Wonderful biomechanics!",
        SHARK_TEETHHAT = "A crown of teeth.",
        SHARX = "Keep your voice down!",
        SHIPWRECKED_ENTRANCE = "A special ship for transcending worlds.",
        SHIPWRECKED_EXIT = "Is it time to depart from this tropical paradise?",
        SLOTMACHINE = "I'd wager the outcome is chancy.",
        SNAKE = "Stay back, serpent!",
        SNAKEDEN =
        {
            BURNT = "Charred matter.",
            CHOPPED = "The stems will grow with time.",
            GENERIC = "A scandent flora.",
        },
        SNAKEOIL = "The usefulness of this substance remains uncertain.",
        SNAKESKIN = "A layer of snake.",
        SNAKESKINHAT = "Rain repellent headwear!",
        SNAKESKINSAIL = "A sail of serpent hide.",
        SNAKE_FIRE = "It's hot!",
        SNAKE_POISON = "Beware its venomous bite.",
        SOLOFISH = "Canis fishus.",
        SPEARGUN = "I appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget.",
        SPEARGUN_POISON = "I appreciate the advantage of a poisonous ranged gadget.",
        SPEAR_LAUNCHER = "I appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget.",
        SPEAR_OBSIDIAN = "This tool generates its own heat.",
        SPEAR_POISON = "Now I can administer a toxic bite!",
        SPOILED_FISH = "That fish matter is becoming a biohazard.",
        STUNGRAY = "Look at that wingspan!",
        SUNKEN_BOAT =
        {
            ABANDONED = "It appears this boat did not fare well.",
            GENERIC = "What say you, Avifauna?",
        },
        SUNKEN_BOAT_BURNT = "Only blackened matter remains.",
        SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_1 = "A device for taking measurements.",
        SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_2 = "A lovely, tiny boat.",
        SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_3 = "Appears well used.",
        SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_4 = "Looks like a useful mechanical piece.",
        SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_5 = "It is an old boot. I wonder where the other is?",
        SUPERTELESCOPE = "Uncovering new horizons!",
        SWEETPOTATOSOUFFLE = "Quite delicious.",
        SWEET_POTATO = "Kumara!",
        SWEET_POTATO_COOKED = "Grilled kumara.",
        SWEET_POTATO_PLANTED = "A root vegetable.",
        SWEET_POTATO_SEEDS = "To grow another root vegetable.",
        SWIMMINGHORROR = "Oh dear, I'm seeing things...",
        SWORDFISH = "Don't upset the broadbill!",
        TELEPORTATO_SW_BASE = "It is an invitation for restoration!",
        TELEPORTATO_SW_BOX = "What might this attach to?",
        TELEPORTATO_SW_CRANK = "A straw lever.",
        TELEPORTATO_SW_POTATO = "Perplexing hardware...",
        TELEPORTATO_SW_RING = "An organic nut to a bolt?",
        TELESCOPE = "It collects visible light to better my vision.",
        THATCHPACK = "I can store a few books in here.",
        TIDALPOOL = "Tidal pools are fascinating micro ecosystems!",
        TIDAL_PLANT = "A multicellular eukaryote.",
        TIGEREYE = "The ocular lens of a large creature.",
        TIGERSHARK = "Selachii Felidae. A very large one!",
        TOUCAN = "A species known for its brightly colored bill.",
        TRAWLNET = "For collecting debris at sea.",
        TRAWLNETDROPPED =
        {
            GENERIC = "Unpack the contents!",
            SOON = "It looks to be sinking.",
            SOONISH = "That net will be sunk within moments.",
        },
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Looks suspicious...",
        TREECLUMP = "The flora grows thick here.",
        TRIDENT = "A tool of ancient legend.",
        TRINKET_13 = "A soda beverage can.",
        TRINKET_14 = "A tribal artifact.",
        TRINKET_15 = "How melodic.",
        TRINKET_16 = "What does this inscription mean?",
        TRINKET_17 = "It is an old boot. I wonder where the other is?",
        TRINKET_18 = "It is adorned with markings.",
        TRINKET_19 = "Curious...",
        TRINKET_20 = "A device for taking measurements.",
        TRINKET_21 = "A lovely, tiny boat.",
        TRINKET_22 = "Appears well used.",
        TRINKET_23 = "Don't step on it!",
        TROPICAL_FISH = "How colorful.",
        TUNACAN = "Preserved fish.",
        TURBINE_BLADES = "I'll have to research what I can do with these!",
        TURF_SANDY = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_ASH = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_BEACH = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_DESERTDIRT = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_JUNGLE = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_MAGMAFIELD = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_MEADOW = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_SNAKESKINFLOOR = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_SWAMP = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_TIDALMARSH = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TURF_VOLCANO = "The ground. You step on it.",
        TWISTER = "A vortex of unyielding energy!",
        TWISTER_SEAL = "Now how did you cause all that trouble?",
        VENOMGLAND = "A useful substance for poison prevention.",
        VINE = "A common jungle vine.",
        VOLCANO = "Tectonic activity at its finest!",
        VOLCANOSTAFF = "I can feel it rumbling with volcanic pressure.",
        VOLCANO_ALTAR =
        {
            GENERIC = "A link to the volcano's core.",
            OPEN = "What shall I present it with?",
        },
        VOLCANO_ALTAR_BROKEN = "It appears permanently disabled.",
        VOLCANO_ALTAR_TOWER = "A grand structure.",
        VOLCANO_EXIT = "The return to more comfortable temperatures!",
        VOLCANO_SHRUB = "This tree has been scorched from the heat.",
        WALLYINTRO_DEBRIS = "Remains of a sea vessel.",
        WALL_LIMESTONE = "A bit of protection.",
        WALL_LIMESTONE_ITEM = "For limestone construction.",
        WATERMELON_SEEDS = "Plant them to grow a lanatus.",
        WATERYGRAVE = "I wonder how long it's been drifting at sea?",
        WHALE_BLUE = "I do love marine mammals!",
        WHALE_BUBBLES = "Something big lies beneath.",
        WHALE_CARCASS_BLUE = "Break down begins.",
        WHALE_CARCASS_WHITE = "There is a harpoon still stuck inside.",
        WHALE_TRACK = "Follow the path of this cetacean!",
        WILBUR_CROWN = "Who might this have belonged to?",
        WILBUR_UNLOCK = "Excuse me, monkey, do you require assistance?",
        WILDBORE = "Suidae swine is looking grim.",
        WILDBOREHEAD = "It appears a dissection took place here.",
        WILDBOREHOUSE = "A shelter for the bore.",
        WIND_CONCH = "With a song that moves atmospheric pressures.",
        WOODLEGSBOAT = "A pirate ship.",
        WOODLEGSHAT = "It would better suit a pirate than I.",
        WOODLEGSSAIL = "A pirate sail.",
        WOODLEGS_CAGE = "How did you get in there, scruffy sir?",
        WOODLEGS_KEY1 = "A skull key...",
        WOODLEGS_KEY2 = "Which lock does this activate?",
        WOODLEGS_KEY3 = "A key of great curiosity.",
        WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "I am not tempted to engage that creature.",
        WRECK = "This ship got caught in a storm. Now it belongs to the sea.",
		CALIFORNIAROLL = "Delicious makizushi.",
    },
    EAT_FOOD = 
    {
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "Al dente.",
    },
}