return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I'm not going to d-",
			GENERIC = "Not sharpen ought.",
			NOBITS = "Too blunt.",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "No room.",
			NOTALLOWED = "Not allowed.",
		},
	},
	
	ANNOUNCE_PARANOID = "Trust no one.",
	ANNOUNCE_DISORGANIZED = "My head's all fuzzy...",
	ANNOUNCE_PSYCHOTIC = "...",
	ANNOUNCE_NORMALFORM = "My brain hurts...",
	ANNOUNCE_SCHIZOSPAWN = "Hello, friend.",
	
	ANNOUNCE_PSYCHOPATHY = 
	{
		"Oh, yes! Just like that! Right there, don't stop!",
		"I love watching the light fade from their eyes.",
		"Oh, god, that felt good!",
		"Ha ha! Hahaha! HAHAHAH!",
		"HahHahAHAhAAHAhaAhAHAHAHAhAHaHA!!",
		"Wheeeeeeee!",
		"Again! AGAIN!!",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "No...",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Thanks.",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "Ow ow ow ow ow!",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "I drosted it.",
	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "I'm damp.",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "I'm wet.",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "I'm more wet.",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I'm soaked.",
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I can't drive any blights.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "I'm failure.",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Government, bees.",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I'm bad at this.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Hello?",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Don't leave me.",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "It's cold.",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "It's hot.",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "Not enough.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I'm already dead.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Come back.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "I didn't deserve this.",
		PAINFUL = "I guess I don't deserve any better.",
		SPOILED = "This is what I get.",
		STALE = "It's food, I guess...",
		INVALID = "No! That food is evil!",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I'm half-blind.",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "I'm half unblind.",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "I'll never be free from my own mind.",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "I can see everything!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Dogs.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "Kinda hungry.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "Found'm",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Lost'm",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "The rain. Of course.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I'm full.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "My head...",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I know something!",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Ow.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "No...",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "No.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Ow.",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "Earthquake?",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "I'm smrat nows.",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Thanks.",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Darn.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "I deserved that.",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "I must be seeing things.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "I'm still alive.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nUnfixable.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "I'm nothing.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "I'm nothing.",	
	ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "Needs poo.",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "I'm sor-",
		CRAWLINGHORROR = "Please leave.",
		TERRORBEAK = "Please leave.",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Bye.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		GLOMMER = "Bzzuwzzu",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "It's beautiful...",
        	DEAD = ":(",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "It's lost its wings.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "It smells really weird...",
        BELL = "Bask knot, four tomb the tell tolds.",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "I could never make something that pretty...",
        	EMPTY = "I broke it...",
    	},
		WEBBERSKULL = "Oh god, oh god, oh god.",
		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist...",
			UNDERGROUND = "Diggy diggy hole.",
			ABOVEGROUND = "The mole the merrier.",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "Don't trip.",
		MOLEHAT = "Do these work? They don't seem to be working.",
		NIGHTSTICK = "Dawnbreaker.",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "I get to tend the rabbits, George!",
			BURNT = "I done a bad thing...",
		},
		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_SANDY = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "I've messed up the ground...",
		BEARGER = "I bet his fur would be so warm...",
		BEARGERVEST = "Cruella deVille.",
		ICEPACK = "A nice pack, that I don't deserve.",
		BEARGER_FUR = "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!",
		BIGFOOT = "TOO BIG.",
		BONESHARD = "Jerk.",
		BUZZARD = "They're waiting like vultures.",
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's covered in spines. Can I hug it?",
			PICKED = "That felt nice.",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "I guess They don't like cactuses that much.",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "It tastes like pain. Yum.",
		CACTUS_FLOWER = "Give me your answer.",
		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "I'm bad at managing fires...",
			GENERIC = "It's functional, at least.",
			HIGH = "Hopefully it'll freeze me to death.",
			LOW = "I shouldn't ignore it like this.",
			NORMAL = "Can you be normal for five minutes, physics?",
			OUT = "It is dead, and I have killed it.",
		},
		CATCOON = "I've never been much of a cat person. I love raccoons, though.",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "That doesn't look anything like a garbage can.",
			EMPTY = "It's been abandoned.",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "A rugged mountaineer I most certainly am not.",
		COONTAIL = "Caught some tail.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "I can't even cook for myself. The pot has to do it for me.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "I wish the pot would do my work for me a little faster.",
			DONE = "The pot did all the work, really...",
			EMPTY = "I don't want to be a burden.",
			BURNT = "How am I this bad at cooking?!",
		},
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"It's watching me...",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "The cold will still hurt, though...",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "I didn't even ask before taking these...",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "I don't need anything this ornate...",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "You screaming only makes it worse, Deduchidous.",
			BURNT = "I'll miss that old delirious tree...",
			CHOPPED = "'I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees.'",
			GENERIC = "Dedicuous. Decinistrious. Deciflebminiserous. Well, whatever the word is, I love it.",
			POISON = "I've really done it this time...",
		},
		ACORN_COOKED = "Aw, nuts.",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "I guess I deserve this.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "What have I done to the ground?",
			GROWING = "I'm creating life.",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "This is what I get for not feeding it enough...",
			BURNT = "No....",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "I'm bad at managing fires...",
			GENERIC = "It's functional, at least.",
			HIGH = "Hopefully it'll freeze me to death.",
			LOW = "I shouldn't ignore it like this.",
			NORMAL = "Can you be normal for five minutes, physics?",
			OUT = "It is dead, and I have killed it.",
		},
		FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "Hit me, you fool!",
			OFF = "Quiet, now.",
			LOWFUEL = "He's getting hungry.",
		},
		ICEHAT = "I think just overheating would be better than wearing this.",
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I bet that goat has been on some wild adventures.",
			CHARGED = "Such an adventure, the life of this stupid goat.",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "Now the adventure is mine.",
		GOATMILK = "The essence of adventure.",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "I wonder if I'd dry out like that.",
			DRYING = "I've lynched it. I'm a monster.",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "Gaaah! I can't believe I thought this would work!",
			GENERIC = "Some gallows humor would be appropriate, but, honestly, I'm just not in the mood.",
			BURNT = "Aw, the gallows are gone.",
		},
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's probably getting really bored.",
			BURNT = "Sorry!",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "People in crap houses shouldn't attack the homeless.",
			BURNT = "I'm spreading poverty.",
		},
		FLOWERSALAD = "It dances to a beat only it can hear.",
        ICECREAM = "Whatever stops the voices.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "Reminds me of my childhood. Please get rid of it.",
        TRAILMIX = "A Chevrolet.",
        HOTCHILI = "Would this give me lung cancer?",
        GUACAMOLE = "I bet that mole was having a fine day before I went and ruined it.",
		MOOSE = "Hello, Mooster. \n...I think I'm just going to go kill myself now.",
		MOOSEEGG = "Maybe they'll be friendly?",
		MOSSLING = "I wish they were friendlier...",
		FEATHERFAN = "Feathery weathery.",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "It's soft and feathery.",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "Maybe a tornado will fling be out of here.",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "I wonder how the rest of his body is doing.",
			BURNT = "He kept too cool of a head.",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "How did they build this without fingers or thumbs?",
			GENERIC = "Sometimes, they wish they weren't pigs.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "They watch from their windows.",
			BURNT = "He got out in time.",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "No, I'm not THAT crazy... right?",
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Is this accurate?",
			BURNT = "I've failed meteorology forever.",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "Thunderdome, something, something!",
		RAINHAT = "It doesn't stop the noise, though. That's what I really hate.",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Hopefully, I won't disappoint you, science.",
			BURNT = "I have failed you, science.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Am I doing good, science?",
			BURNT = "I'm a disappointment to science...",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "My head gets all fuzzy when I'm around it.",
			BURNT = "My head's clearer now.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "This isn't still science, is it?",
			BURNT = "Who am I disappointing now?",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Aren't you supposed to hang effigies or something?",
			BURNT = "Someone wants me to burn. I can't blame them.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Triggers post-mortem hallucinations.",
			MELTED = "I won't be crashing any boats like this.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "It wasn't kept warm enough.",
		ICE = "It's really hot.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "I don't like the fashion.",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "Where are the alien experiments?",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I don't like camping.",
			BURNT = "I'm really bad at camping.",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Now I don't have to wait to see the night creatures dance.",
			BURNT = "I guess I have to wait now.",
		},
		TRANSISTOR = "It'll transist the heck out of some things, probably.",
		TREASURECHEST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's so cute!",
			BURNT = "Not sure why it had fur so flammable in the first place.",
		},
		TUMBLEWEED = "How is it rolling with all those legs?",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "With this, I will fly away.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "Amazing!",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "This is a terrible barricade.",
			BURNT = "I shouldn't have built it in the first place.",
		},
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "This won't defend me.",
			BURNT = "It didn't defend me.",
		},
		WARG = "What was I thinking?",
		WATERMELON = "Mmm, juice.",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "Hot and juicy.",
		WATERMELONHAT = "This is embarrassing...",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Thank goodness. I'd forgotten how seasons go.",
			BURNT = "I've failed climatology forever.",
		},
		ICESTAFF = "Unlike other magic ice users, I can't sing.",
		WORMLIGHT = "Bioloomineskscience.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "I'm almost tempted to fall for the trick.",
		    DIRT = "How is it moving so fast underground? Is it a drill?",
		    WORM = "Why do I feel like I know you?",
		},
		EEL = "I took it from its home. I bet it misses it.",
		EEL_COOKED = "Slimy and gross.",
		UNAGI = "Sounds foreign.",
		EYETURRET = "Please stop looking at me!",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "This'll keep me safe, right?.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "I'm now a criminal outlaw poacher.",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "I don't deserve this.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "I broke it...",
		POND_ALGAE = "He sounds happy.",
		GREENSTAFF = "I'll break thing better now.",
		POTTEDFERN = "Quaint.",

		SLURPER = "I missed you!",
		SLURPER_PELT = "What have I done?!",
		ARMORSLURPER = "This is sick...",
		ORANGEAMULET = "I'm a complete slob.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "I can make some neat lights with this.",
		YELLOWGEM = "I used to like these things.",
		ORANGEGEM = "It shimmers in my hands.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "I can use it now.",
			GEMS = "I haven't fueled it enough.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Activate.",
			GEMS = "I haven't charged it yet.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "It's so pretty.",
       	ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
        	WORKING = "I used to do this when I was a kid.",
        	BROKEN = "I forgot how to do this.",
        },
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "I forgot how to do this.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "I remember these things.",

        LICHEN = "What a friendly plant.",
		CUTLICHEN = "I'm taking you with me.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "My favorite!",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Yum!",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "I'll still never understand how these got here.",
        ROCKY = "I would like to, if I may, take you on a strange journey.",

		HOUNDSTOOTH = "I'm a terrible dentist.",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL = "It needed this more than I do.",
		BAT = "We're all batty here.",
		BATBAT = "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!",
		BATWING = "A money sink for vigilantes.",
		BATWING_COOKED = "a cooked money sink for vigilantes.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY = "I'll pretend to be comfortable.",
		BUNNYMAN = "...are you friendly? Or no?",
		FLOWER_CAVE = "It's a trap. It has to be.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE = "It's a trap. It has to be.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE = "It's a trap. It has to be.",
		GUANO = "This is what happens when you build a batcave.",
		LANTERN = "These always make me feel so alone.",
		LIGHTBULB = "How did the plant make actual glass?",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL = "Why did I do this?!",
		MUSHTREE_TALL = "It's melancholy.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM = "It's poisonous.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL = "I could make some antipsychotics out of this.",
		SLURTLE = "Gross.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES = "They don't fit back together...",
		SLURTLEHAT = "This doesn't make me happy.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="The most amazing shell of them all.",
		SLURTLESLIME="Yuck...",
		SNURTLE="Still gross.",
		SPIDER_HIDER = "AGH NO STOP GO AWAY!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER = "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!",
		SPIDERHOLE = "I don't want to go near that!",
		STALAGMITE="Oh, hey. Rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL = "Look. More rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW = "Look. Less rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_MED = "Look. Rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL = "Look. Rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL = "Look. More rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW = "Look. Less rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED = "Look. Rocks.",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_DIRT = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_FOREST = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_GRASS = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_MARSH = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_ROAD = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_ROCKY = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",

		TURF_CAVE = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_FUNGUS = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_SINKHOLE = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_UNDERROCK = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_MUD = "I've messed up the ground...",

		POWCAKE = "It will last much longer than me.",	
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "There's something under there...",
            OPEN = "It's crazy dark down there.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "Aw, I have to come back here...",
		BOOMERANG = "I've never been able to make these do the thing before...",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "I'm not a huge fan of choral music.",
		ABIGAIL = "She looks really sad.",
		PIGGUARD = "Am I really that scary...?",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Such beautiful colors...",
		AMULET = "Death is just a suggestion.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "He should stop leaving these everywhere. Bad people might try to find him.",
		ARMORGRASS = "Won't protect anything.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "Is it worth the weight?",
		ARMORWOOD = "One more barrier between me and the grave.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "...this is just paper.",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "Ashes, ashes...",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "I'll miss you, bug thing.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "I'll miss you, chest dude.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "I'll miss you, whatever you were.",
		},
		AXE = "Chop.",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Look at him, sitting there, thinking the world belongs to him.",
			SLEEPING = "So serene.",
		},
		BACKPACK = "I will climb mountains, preblebly.",
		BACONEGGS = "Way too much cholesterol.",
		BANDAGE = "I'll be fine, I promise.",
		BASALT = "Doobly doobly doo.",
		BEARDHAIR = "Eww.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "It isn't very comfortable.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Here is a little song I wrote.",
			HELD = "I wrote it note for note.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "Sugar, sugar.",
			GENERIC = "I am bad at rapping, and at rapping I am bad.",
			NOHONEY = "The bees are trying their best.",
			SOMEHONEY = "Sugar.",
			BURNT = "I've let the bees down.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "No, please, leave me alone...",
			GENERIC = "That horn could do some real damage...",
			NAKED = "He's so sad now... I'm sorry...",
			SLEEPING = "I bet it's really warm and fuzzy...",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "The more time I spend here, the more I hate myself for the things I do.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "It stinks of death.",
		BEEHAT = "The bees are laughing at me.",
		BEEHIVE = "Eff off, bees!",
		BEEMINE = "They're just pawns. They're just pawns. They're just pawns...",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Eff off, bees!",
		BERRIES = "They're so tiny...",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "It's all goopy.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "I've killed it.",
			WITHERED = "It got too lonely...",
			GENERIC = "What a bush.",
			PICKED = "I've stolen its stuff...",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's a prison.",
			OCCUPIED = "He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He'll be fine...",
			SLEEPING = "He's not dead, is he?",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "It's kind of sad that the birds don't know any better.",
		BIRD_EGG = "Insert a really dumb egg pun here.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "It's all splooshy now.",
		BISHOP = "I'm not as religious as I used to be...",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Pfoont.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "How the years tumble by...",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "This is unnecessarily deadly.",
		BLUEAMULET = "Why is it giving off so much heat?",
		BLUEGEM = "It's really hot to the touch.",
		BLUEPRINT = "Am I supposed to know this?",
		BELL_BLUEPRINT = "This isn't something I should know.",
		BLUE_CAP = "This is healthy.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "It calms the voices. Somewhat.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "What will that make me?",
			INGROUND = "He's under the haystack.",
			PICKED = "Where is that little boy?",
		},
		BOARDS = "I've taken all the nature out of it.",
		BOAT = "Boat.",
		BONESTEW = "This is more than I can eat.",
		BUGNET = "I'll enslave lesser beings with this, like the monster I am.",
		BUSHHAT = "Not even vaguely presidential. /n...I'll shut up now.",
		BUTTER = "I give up.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's so fragile...",
			HELD = "No, don't break it...",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "This is Bond villain levels of evil here.",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "I've taken the only thing it valued.",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "There isn't enough fire.",
			GENERIC = "Am I doing this right?",
			HIGH = "There isn't enough darkness.",
			LOW = "There isn't quite enough fire.",
			NORMAL = "Am I doing this right?",
			OUT = "There isn't a fire.",
		},
		CANE = "I'm old and brittle.",
		CARROT = "Taper, taper, please remember.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "It's all soft and weird.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "The root of all my problems. Oh wait, that's me.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "Horticulture.",
		CAVE_FERN = "I don't like this plant.",
		CHARCOAL = "This is really morbid.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "What happened to you?!",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Hello? ...are you ok?",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Are... you ok?",
		CHESTER = "You don't want to be friends with me...",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE = "It keeps looking at me weird...",
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "I'm so sorry, mandrake.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "Maybe this will help me forget what I've become.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "This will remind me that I'm the real monster.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Killer of innocent creatures, that's me.",
		CORN = "Cornographic",
		CORN_COOKED = "Popalockachockydock.",
		CORN_SEEDS = "Corticulture.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "Wake up, Bran.",
			HELD = "Why does it have so many eyes?",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "I trimmed the earth.",
		CUTREEDS = "Seaweed.",
		CUTSTONE = "I made it better, I guess.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuck",
		DEERCLOPS = "WHAT IS THAT?! STOP! GO AWAY!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Salvation lies behind those dead eyes.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "You'll be missed...",
		},
		DIRTPILE = "I should be under there.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "I can't hear anything.",
			GENERIC = "It won't stop making noise.",
			HOT = "PLEASE! BE QUIET! IT HURTS!",
			WARM = "It's getting really loud now.",
			WARMER = "This is starting to give me a headache...",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I'm not sure what this is for...",
			READY = "It's working, at least.",
			UNLOCKED = "I broke the lock.",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "This could be useful....",
		DRAGONFLY = "He looks pretty chill... Wouldn't want to get him angry, though...",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "Ow! It's really cold.",
			COOL = "It seems to be warming up now.",
		},
		DRAGONFRUIT = "Why are there so may dragons in this?",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "I could've made a pie out of this.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "Tickletorticulture",
		DRAGONPIE = "My, my, this dragonpie.",
		DRUMSTICK = "Only has a little bit of ice cream.",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "It's rotated. Why?!",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I'll take you to your new home, berries.",
		DUG_GRASS = "I think you'll like the place I've set up for you, grass.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Why am I taking you places, piky bush?",
		DUG_SAPLING = "I'm sorry I had to move you, sticks, but it was for the best.",
		DURIAN = "This plant knows what it's like.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "This plant reminds me of me.",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "Dorticulture.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "I wish they'd stop squirming as much. It just makes this weirder than it already is.",
		EGGPLANT = "NSFW",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "I can't believe people let kids see this stuff.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Borticulture.",
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "All babies look the same.",
		    PLANTED = "All kids look the same.",
		},
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "It sees only pain.",
			BURNT = "Tree hasn't eyes.",
			CHOPPED = "Tree hasn't eyes.",
			GENERIC = "Tree has eyes.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "I can hear him screaming.",
			BURNT = "There'll be nobody left to remember it.",
			CHOPPED = "He died as he lived. Unknown. Unloved. Unmourned.",
			GENERIC = "It looks lonely...",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "Stop looking at me!",
		FEATHERHAT = "There's no way the birds actually fall for this. They're just humoring me.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "Look at me: killer of birds.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "Poor bird.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "Picasso's paint brush.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "I'm... sure she wouldn't be there if she didn't deserve it... right?",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "I've always wondered why they glow like that.",
			HELD = "I wonder if they know what I'm going to do with them.",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "I wonder if he likes music.",
		FIRESTAFF = "You're fired. Heh...",
		FISH = "I never liked fish.",
		FISHINGROD = "Finally, I have achieved my dream of becoming an angler fish.",
		FISHSTICKS = "Even in stick form, I still don't like fish.",
		FISHTACOS = "The corn doesn't make it much better.",
		FISH_COOKED = "I never liked fish.",
		FLINT = "I could cut myself pretty badly with this...",
		FLOWER = "Hello, Mrs. Buchanan",
		FLOWERHAT = "Like a beautiful choir.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Hey! That's not a very nice thing to say.",
		FOLIAGE = "He's really quiet.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "Why won't this protect me from the voices?!",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "I've killed all of nostalgia.",
			GENERIC = "Hello, half-century-year-old puppet.",
			SLEEPING = "The puppet is sleeping.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "It's twitching...",
		FROGLEGS = "It keeps jittering.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "It's calmed down now.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "I'm sorry, I don't understand German.",
		GEARS = "His name is Mr. Jim.",
		GHOST = "He has unfinished business.",
		GOLDENAXE = "Don;t hate me for my looks. Hate me for all the murders I did.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "Shiny is always better, they say.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "Shiny is always better, they say.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "Shiny is always better, they say.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "It's quite rusty. I should clean it.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs a friend.",
			WITHERED = "Yeah, I know what that's like...",
			BURNING = "Shoot.",
			GENERIC = "The grass is greener...",
			PICKED = "It's gone forever.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "This will do wonders for my sanity.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Whatever keeps me sane...",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "My favorite antipsychotic, besides all those other ones.",
			INGROUND = "It's hiding from me, understandably.",
			PICKED = "I hope it comes back...",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "The merchant of death is dead.",
		HAMBAT = "To beat or not to beat.",
		HAMMER = "I have no hammer. Only self control.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "I don't need it. I'll be fine.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "It's so hot.",
			COLD = "Why is it glowing?",
			GENERIC = "It's going through a blue period.",
			WARM = "I'm a winter person. I'll be fine without it.",
			HOT = "I'll be fine. I can handle the cold.",
		},
		HOME = "Tome is fair the art lives.",
		HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "'Go away'",
			BURNT = "'Nobody likes you'",
		},
		HONEY = "This might help me calm down.",
		HONEYCOMB = "I can make the bees a new home now.",
		HONEYHAM = "Yum. Looks tasty.",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "I like these. They're really sweet.",
		HORN = "Unhygenic.",
		HOUND = "What a nice dog.",
		HOUNDBONE = "Poor doggy.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Here, doggy.",
		ICEBOX = "I'll be stuffed in there at some point.",
		ICEHOUND = "Cool, dawg.",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I'm totally bonkers.",
			INACTIVE = "It's dead and buried.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "Come on and slam, and welcome to the Jam.",
		KABOBS = "It's 'kebabs', you clown.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "He's not very nice.",
			HELD = "It's ok, I forgive you.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "How noble.",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "I bet I could headbutt straight through that thing.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "I bet I could headbutt straight through that thing.",
		KRAMPUS = "I was on the naughty list this whole time.",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "I'm a bad Santa.",
		LEIF = "Iceland is green.",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "Greenland is ice.",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "That rod sure is charged.",
			GENERIC = "Cones! Eyes! Somethingsomethingsomething.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "He's so young and innocent.",
		LIVINGLOG = "It looks so sad.",
		LOCKEDWES = "I wonder what he did to get like this...",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "The trees don't say nice things about me.",
			GENERIC = "I've done horrible things to that tree.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "So alluring.",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "Now I will achieve my dream of plants.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "Dance, puppet boy! Dance!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "It had a reason to be sad. It was with me.",
			GENERIC = "It look sad.",
			PICKED = "What do you want?",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "I'm so sorry...",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "I'm so sorry...",
		MARBLE = "I don't deserve to have this. I'm not that great.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I despair.",
		MARBLETREE = "I wonder who built this.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "It can't cut me now.",
			GENERIC = "I might hurt myself on it.",
			PICKED = "Thank you for that.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "It's just a plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "It was already dead.",
			BURNT = "It was already dead.",
			CHOPPED = "It was already dead.",
			GENERIC = "It's already dead.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "He seems to have it together, at least.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "Bleegledy weegldy wee.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "How did They know I was here?",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "I can jam the thing in here.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "Looks like it was made for me.",
		MEAT = "Something had to die for me to have this...",
		MEATBALLS = "This is really dark, if you think about it.",
		MEAT_DRIED = "It rots slower, so I won't forget what I've done.",
		MERM = "I was stupid... So stupid...",
		MINERHAT = "I can't transform with this on...",
		MONKEY = "See no evil, hear no evil, be no evil.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "What a pitiful home...",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I should eat it.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "I'm the real monster.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Reminds me who the real monster is.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Why does it think I'm worth draining?",
			HELD = "It's filled with nasty fluids.",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "Is that my blood?",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "I hope they don't get mad.",
			GENERIC = "I feel like I belong there.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "This is giving me a headache...",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I like nightmares. They're sobering.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "This is just a twig. What's going on here?",
		NITRE = "The more you KNO3.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I don't like all the attention...",
		PANDORASCHEST = "There isn't anything inside.",
		PANFLUTE = "It must be some sort of dog whistle.",
		PAPYRUS = "There's a bunch of complex equations scrawled on here...",
		PENGUIN = "I wish I was that fancy...",
		PERD = "I wonder if I'd be pardoned...",
		PEROGIES = "Shot!",
		PETALS = "It's not that pretty.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "I can make some sweet stuff out of this.",
		PICKAXE = "Clink clank clonk clunk clang",
		PIGGYBACK = "It's weighing me down.",
		PIGKING = "No, those are not the kind of drugs I need, Kingpin. Thanks, though.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "What have I done?!",
			FOLLOWER = "Oh, stop that. You don't want to be friends with me...",
			GENERIC = "I'm such a pig.",
			GUARD = "He must be guarding something important.",
			WEREPIG = "'Were' means 'man'! It should be called 'pigwolf' or 'wol'- you know what, forget it.",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "Just how terrible am I?!",
		PIGTENT = "I don't like camping.",
		PIGTORCH = "I understand why they want to keep me away from it.",
		PINECONE =
		{
		    GENERIC = "I can burn this.",
		    PLANTED = "I can grow more pinecones to burn with this.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "I don't need this.",
		PLANTMEAT = "Is it a plant or not?",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I'm still confused.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "That sure is one.",
			GROWING = "Don't overexert yourself for me, plant.",
			READY = "Thank you plant. That was sweet.",
			WITHERED = "It got too sad.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "I'm not sure what to do with this.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Er...",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Shorticulture.",
		POND = "*sigh*. It's not deep enough.",
		POOP = "Have I really sunk that far down?",
		PUMPKIN = "You can't even make pies out of this. Those use squash.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Cookies make your thoughts less messy.",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Worst pie ever.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "Spoopy.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Porticulture.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "What a useless amulet. All it does is give me a headache.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Magenta used to be my favorite color",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Tell me 'bout the rabbits, George.",
			HELD = "I don't want to kill it...",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "The best-laid schemes of mice and men...",
			SPRING = "...often go awry.",
		},
		RATATOUILLE = "Anyone can cook.",
		RAZOR = "Keep away from wrists.",
		REDGEM = "It's really cold.",
		RED_CAP = "It's really deadly. I shouldn't eat it just yet.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "The flames removed the poison, unfortunately.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's very toxic.",
			INGROUND = "It's hiding from me.",
			PICKED = "It'll regrow eventually.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "No! I needed those!",
			GENERIC = "I could make books out of those.",
			PICKED = "It'll come back, I think.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A nostalgia trip.",
            BROKEN = "...I can fix this, right?",
        },
        RUBBLE = "A relic of the past.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "I'll die, but I'll just come back again.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Good morning, Red Bird.",
			HELD = "Goodbye, Red Bird.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "The sheep in the meadow, the cows in the corn.",
			HELD = "Sleep, my little boy blue.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "It wouldn't be there if it didn't deserve it, right...?",
		ROCK = "I bet he gets really bored, being a rock and all.",
		ROCKS = "Why so blue, rock?",
        ROOK = "Chess puns... chess puns... um... er... hm.../nCheck... your privilege? No, that's stupid...",
		ROPE = "Just wrap it around the neck.",
		ROTTENEGG = "I'm the real bad egg.",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Neat rock, I guess.",
			INACTIVE = "It's hiding from me and my messed-up mind.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "I've wasted resources. I'm the worst.",
			WITHERED = "It got so lonely, it just up and died.",
			GENERIC = "I can break its limbs for fun and profit.",
			PICKED = "I'm a monster.",
		},
		SEEDS = "Little baby plants.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "Late-term abortions.",
		SEWING_KIT = "I never actually learned how to sew.",
		SHOVEL = "Maybe, when I die, someone will find it and bury me with it.",
		SILK = "Spider sp - ew, no, not going there. Gross.",
		SKELETON = "You had time to waste, and I'm not sorry.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "I had time to kill, it's dead and buried.",
		SKULLCHEST = "I've gone full supervillain.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Nobody should look up to somebody like me.",
			HUNGRY = "You'd probably be better off without me.",
			STARVING = "I'm smiling now, right?",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "A reminder of how awful I am.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "This is some serial killer stuff right here.",
		SPEAR = "I don't want to hurt anybody.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "Disgusting.",
			GENERIC = "I actually don't mind these that much.",
			SLEEPING = "They're so cute when they sleep.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "I wonder if they'll let me curl up and cry in there.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "The only way I'll have babies.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "I'm sorry, spider! I didn't mean it!",
		SPIDERHAT = "It's a little sad that spiders fall for this...",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "I bet she takes good care of them.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "Disgusting.",
			GENERIC = "He's the height of arachnofashion.",
			SLEEPING = "They're so cute when they sleep...",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "I've wasted food. I'm the worst...",
		STATUEHARP = "If only.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "I'm sure he's a nice guy once you get to know him.",
		STINGER = "Are we done? Is the movie over yet?",
		STRAWHAT = "I'm nothing but a strawman. Er, strawwoman?",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "There's a joke in here I don't want to make.",
		SUNKBOAT = "I'M QUEEN OF THE WOR- ok, I'll stop.",
		SWEATERVEST = "I'm 80 years old, apparently.",
		TAFFY = "I've decided to let myself go.",
		TALLBIRD = "I was cast into the bowels of the earth.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "It'll hatch eventually.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "It is dead, and I have killed it...",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "I've been neglecting it!",
			GENERIC = "Wait, it's actually alive?!",
			HOT = "I'm cooking it alive!",
			LONG = "What am I going to do, what am I going to do...",
			SHORT = "I can't take care of a baby!",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "I hate you, stupid egg.",
			PICKED = "That Tallbird must be devastated...",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Teenagers are the worst.",
			HUNGRY = "Let it starve.",
			STARVING = "He was going to betray me anyway.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Did I do it? Can I escape?",
			GENERIC = "What a thing.",
			LOCKED = "I'm not doing this right.",
			PARTIAL = "Am I doing this right?",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "Heavyweight champ.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "Crankedy gank.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "From robot Ireland.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "Around the rosie.",
		TELESTAFF = "You monster.",
		TENTACLE = "Please keep that wawy from me.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "Fifty Shades.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "I don't want to know how tentacles reproduce. Thanks.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "That one would hurt.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "They're worse when they're tiny.",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Bunch of little wriggly things there.",
		TOPHAT = "It's not so fancy.",
		TORCH = "I've gone back to the Stone Age.",
		TRAP = "Such a basketcase.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "Please be careful.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "I deserved that.",
		TREECLUMP = "Is someone trying to block me?",
		TRINKET_1 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_10 = "Am I getting that old?",
		TRINKET_11 = "Bleep blorp.",
		TRINKET_12 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_2 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_3 = "I've been very knotty.",
		TRINKET_4 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_5 = "I'll never leave this place.",
		TRINKET_6 = "I can't use these for anything anymore.",
		TRINKET_7 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_8 = "I don't know what to do with this...",
		TRINKET_9 = "Something about button-downs.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Nice and warmish.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "It's nice and warm.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "Looks *real* appetizing.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "Got your nose. Heh...",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "Got your nose. Heh...",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_DIRT = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_FOREST = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_GRASS = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_MARSH = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_ROAD = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_ROCKY = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "I've messed up the ground...",
		TURKEYDINNER = "I'm not worth the occasion.",
		TWIGS = "So easily broken.",
		UMBRELLA = "I'd rather be rained on.",
		WAFFLES = "I don't like them.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "This is a terrible barricade.",
		WALL_STONE = "This will only defend me so much.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "This will only defend me so much.",
		WALL_RUINS = "How nostalgic.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "How nostalgic.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "This won't defend me.",
		WALRUS = "He looks nice.",
		WALRUSHAT = "This is so tacky...",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "Kenopsia.",
			GENERIC = "They don't sound friendly...",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "I'm sure he needed this more than I do.",
		WASPHIVE = "They don't like me that much.",
		WETGOOP = "I might as well just starve now. I clearly have no intention of actually feeding myself.",
		WINTERHAT = "I already have a hat that's better than this.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Will he eat me?",
			OPEN = "Just jump in. It'll be that easy.",
		},

		ARMORRUINS = "This... it's just... gah, I love it too much!",
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Tell me more about them. They were so cool!",
		GREENAMULET = "I won't break things as badly now.",	--Reduce cost of crafting
		GREENGEM = "I could make a lovely fire staff out of this.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "What a noble steed!",
		MINOTAUR = "What are you doing? Don't you remember me?",	--Monster in labyrinth
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "This is stupid.",	--Works as axe and pickaxe
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "Everything is beautiful down here!",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
			WARN = "It's too quiet...",	--Before nightmare
			WAXING = "Ohh, I can feel it coming..!", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
			STEADY = "Yes! I love it! More!", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
			WANING = "No, please, don't stop now!", --Nightmare 66% +
			DAWN = "It was fun while it lasted...", --After nightmare
			CALM = "This place isn't like how I remember it...",	--calm phase
			NOMAGIC = "I don't belong here.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		ORANGESTAFF = "Go make some new disaster.",	--Teleports player.
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "He's so cute!",
		RELIC = "Good as new!",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "No! It's broken!",	--Broken relic
		RUINS_BAT = "What a gorgeous weapon!",
		RUINSHAT = "Fit for a queen!",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "Did you miss me?",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		THULECITE = "I thought I'd never see this stuff again!",
		YELLOWAMULET = "Ow! Too bright! My eyes!",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "Was it worth it?",
		LIVINGTREE = "Why is it looking at me like that?",       
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "I did something wrong...",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I can't see!",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "Wait, nO, DoN'T dO ThAt!",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "I'm a monster.",
	},
}
