--[[
	--- THIS IS WILSON'S SPEECH FILE FOR DON'T STARVE TOGETHER ---
	WRITE YOUR CHARACTER'S LINES HERE. IF YOU WANT TO USE ANOTHER SPEECH FILE AS A BASE, GET THEM FROM DATA\SCRIPTS\
	
	IF YOU HAVE THE DLC AND WANT CUSTOM LINES FOR THOSE, USE A SPEECH FILE FROM DATA\DLC0001\SCRIPTS INSTEAD.
	
	IF YOU WANT TO USE QUOTATION MARKS IN A QUOTE, PUT A \ BEFORE IT.
	EXAMPLE:
	"LIKE \"THIS\"."
]]
return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I'M NOT SUICIDAL.",
			GENERIC = "I CAN'T DO THAT NOW.",
			NOBITS = "I MUST WAIT.",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "HERE IS NO PLACE.",
			NOTALLOWED = "IT IS NOT PLACE FOR IT.",
			INUSE = "SOMEBODY USE IT NOW.",
		},
		RUMMAGE =
		{	
			GENERIC = "I CAN'T DO THAT.",
			INUSE = "I SHOULD WAIT MY TURN.",	
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I CAN NOT DO THAT.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. I'LL HAVE TO TRY AGAIN.",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO UES IT.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "SOMETHING IS IN THE DARK",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "WAIT! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "I AM CHANGING TO ICICLE.",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I DON'T HAVE ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "THE END IS NEAR.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "NIGHT IS COMING.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "VERY YUMMY!",
		PAINFUL = "COOK COULD DO IT BETTER.",
		SPOILED = "TASTES AWFUL",
		STALE = "ALBERT'S PORRIDGE TASTES BETTER THAN IT.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "MONSTERS CAN BE HERE.",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "I AM SURROUNDED BY LIGHT.",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE!",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "I FEEL SO SMART NOW!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "THE BEASTS ARE COMING.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I WOULD MURDER A KEBAB",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "THE BEAST IS NEARBY.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "I HAVE LOST TRAIL.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "THERE IS NO MORE PLACE.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "UGH, MY HEAD!",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I DIDN'T LEARN VERY MUCH FROM THAT.",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "BZZZZZZ!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "I CAN'T SLEEP NOW.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "IT IS NOT TIME FOR SLEEP.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "NOT NOW.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "DEATH ALSO NEEDS FOOD.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERAFK = "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO FLEE THIS FIGHT!",-- CHANGE
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "IT IS SAFE.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "YEOW! STOP IT!",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "NEVER STOP LEARNING!",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "YEOW!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "I NEED ANOTHER ONE.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "IT WAS A TRAP.",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "OW! I DON'T THINK IT'S READY YET.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "IT WAS NOT GOOD IDEA.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\N    ",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = "I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED!",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "IF ONLY MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW...",	
	ANNOUNCE_BECOMEGHOST = "OOOOOOOOOO!",
	ANNOUNCE_GHOSTDRAIN = "I HAVE MY OWN TIME NOW!!",

	DESCRIBE_SAMECHARACTER = "IS IT ME?",
	
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "YOUR TIME IS UP!",
		PIG = "WAIT! DO NOT MAKE THIS HARDER!",
		PREY = "THIS WORLD IS TOO CRUEL.",
		SPIDER = "IT IS JUST MY WORK.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "I SURE SHOWED HIM!",
		PIG = "I'LL LET HIM GO. THIS TIME.",
		PREY = "HE'S TOO FAST!",
		SPIDER = "HE'S TOO GROSS, ANYWAY.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "SHOO, YOU NASTY THING!",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		WILSON = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WILSON!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WILSON LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WILSON, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WILSON COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WOLFGANG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WOLFGANG!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WOLFGANG LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WOLFGANG, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WOLFGANG COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WAXWELL = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S MAXWELL!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT MAXWELL LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "MAXWELL, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "MAXWELL COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WX78 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WX-78!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WX-78 LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WX-78, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WX-78 COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WILLOW = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WILLOW!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WILLOW LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WILLOW, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WILLOW COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WENDY = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WENDY!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WENDY LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WENDY, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WENDY COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WOODIE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WOODIE!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WOODIE LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WOODIE, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WOODIE COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WICKERBOTTOM = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WICKERBOTTOM!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WICKERBOTTOM LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WICKERBOTTOM, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WICKERBOTTOM COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		WES = 
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S WES!",
			ATTACKER = "THAT WES LOOKS SHIFTY...",
			MURDERER = "MURDERER!",
			REVIVER = "WES, FRIEND OF GHOSTS.",
			GHOST = "WES COULD USE A HEART.",
		},
		MULTIPLAYER_PORTAL = "IT LOOKS UNSTEADY BUT STILL WORKS.",
		WORMLIGHT = "LOOKS DELICIOUS.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "SEEMS SAFE TO ME.",
		    DIRT = "JUST LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF DIRT.",
		    WORM = "IT'S A WORM!",
		},

		EEL = "THIS WILL MAKE A DELICIOUS MEAL.",
		EEL_COOKED = "SMELLS GREAT!",
		UNAGI = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		EYETURRET = "I HOPE IT DOESN'T TURN ON ME.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "I THINK IT'S SLEEPING.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "WOW! I'M GLAD THAT DIDN'T GORE ME!",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "IT MAY CONTAIN A BIGGER SOMETHING FANTASTIC! OR HORRIBLE.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "IT'S SOME SMALLER CHUNKS OF THULECITE.",
		POND_ALGAE = "SOME ALGAE BY A POND.",
		GREENSTAFF = "THIS WILL COME IN HANDY.",
		POTTEDFERN = "A FERN IN A POT.",

		THULECITE = "I WONDER WHERE THIS IS FROM?",
		ARMORRUINS = "IT'S ODDLY LIGHT.",
		RUINS_BAT = "IT HAS QUITE A HEFT TO IT.",
		RUINSHAT = "FIT FOR A KING. OR ME.",
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
		CALM = "ALL IS WELL.",
		WARN = "GETTING PRETTY MAGICAL AROUND HERE.",
		WAXING = "I THINK IT'S BECOMING MORE CONCENTRATED!",
		STEADY = "IT SEEMS TO BE STAYING STEADY.",
		WANING = "FEELS LIKE IT'S RECEDING.",
		DAWN = "THE NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST GONE!",
		NOMAGIC = "THERE'S NO MAGIC AROUND HERE.",
		},
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "IT'S FALLING APART!",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "TERRIFYING!",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "IT'S A KNIGHTMARE!",
		MINOTAUR = "THAT THING DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY.",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "NOTE TO SELF: DON'T LOOK UP.",
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "I WONDER WHAT FUNCTION THIS SERVED.",
		GREENGEM = "IT'S GREEN AND GEMMY.",
		RELIC = "ANCIENT HOUSEHOLD GOODS.",
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "THIS CAN BE FIXED.",
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "IT'S BRILLIANT!",
		ORANGESTAFF = "THIS BEATS WALKING.",
		YELLOWAMULET = "WARM TO THE TOUCH.",
		GREENAMULET = "JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER.",
		SLURPERPELT = "DOESN'T LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT DEAD.",	

		SLURPER = "IT'S SO HAIRY!",
		SLURPER_PELT = "DOESN'T LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT DEAD.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "A SOGGY, SUSTAINING, SUCCULENT SUIT.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "TELEPORTATION CAN BE SO USEFUL.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "I PUT A GEM ON A STICK.",
		YELLOWGEM = "THIS GEM IS YELLOW.",
		ORANGEGEM = "IT'S AN ORANGE GEM.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "IT'S READY TO GO.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS MORE PURPLE GEMS.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "LOOKS READY.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS A GEM.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "THAT SEEMS REALLY DANGEROUS.",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "WHO WOULD NAME SOMETHING THAT?",
	
        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "AN ANCIENT AND MYSTERIOUS STRUCTURE.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "THIS SEEMS TO BE BROKEN.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "IT SEEMS TO THROB OUT OF TUNE WITH THE WORLD.",

        LICHEN = "ONLY A CYANOBACTERIA COULD GROW IN THIS LIGHT.",
		CUTLICHEN = "NUTRITIOUS, BUT IT WON'T LAST LONG.",

		CAVE_BANANA = "IT'S MUSHY.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "YUM!",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "IT'S DUBIOUSLY PHOTOSYNTHETICAL.",
		ROCKY = "IT HAS TERRIFYING CLAWS.",
		
		CATCOON = "I HAVE SOFT SPOT FOR CATS.",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I WOULDN'T BURN IT WHILE SOMEONE LIVES HERE.",
			EMPTY = "IT'S ALL DRIED UP AND READY FOR BURNING.",
		},
		
		COMPASS =
		{
			GENERIC="I CAN'T GET A READING.",
			N = "NORTH",
			S = "SOUTH",
			E = "EAST",
			W = "WEST",
			NE = "NORTHEAST",
			SE = "SOUTHEAST",
			NW = "NORTHWEST",
			SW = "SOUTHWEST",
		},

		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
			WAXING = "I THINK IT'S BECOMING MORE CONCENTRATED!",
			STEADY = "IT SEEMS TO BE STAYING STEADY.",
			WANING = "FEELS LIKE IT'S RECEDING.",
			DAWN = "THE NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST GONE!",
			WARN = "GETTING PRETTY MAGICAL AROUND HERE.",
			CALM = "ALL IS WELL.",
			NOMAGIC = "THERE'S NO MAGIC AROUND HERE.",
		},

		HOUNDSTOOTH="IT'S SHARP!",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="IT STICKS TO MY BACK.",
		BAT="ACK! THAT'S TERRIFYING!",
		BATBAT = "I WONDER IF I COULD FLY WITH TWO OF THESE.",
		BATWING="I HATE THESE THINGS, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD.",
		BATWING_COOKED="AT LEAST IT'S NOT COMING BACK.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="IT'S SO WARM AND COMFY.",
		BUNNYMAN="I AM FILLED WITH AN IRRESITABLE URGE TO DO SCIENCE.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="SCIENCE MAKES IT GLOW.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="SCIENCE MAKES IT GLOW.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="SCIENCE MAKES IT GLOW.",
		GUANO="ANOTHER FLAVOUR OF POOP.",
		LANTERN="A MORE CIVILIZED LIGHT.",
		LIGHTBULB="IT'S STRANGELY TASTY LOOKING.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="I JUST LIKE HOLDING IT.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL  ="THAT MUSHROOM GOT TOO BIG FOR ITS OWN GOOD.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="THESE USED TO GROW IN MY BATHROOM.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL ="A MAGIC MUSHROOM?",
		RABBITHOUSE="THAT'S NOT A REAL CARROT.",
		SLURTLE="EW. JUST EW.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="A PUZZLE WITH NO SOLUTION.",
		SLURTLEHAT="I HOPE IT DOESN'T MESS UP MY HAIR.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="A DEN OF 'EW'.",
		SLURTLESLIME="IF IT WASN'T USEFUL, I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT.",
		SNURTLE="HE'S LESS GROSS, BUT STILL GROSS.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="GAH! MORE SPIDERS!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="I HATE SPIDERS!",
		SPIDERHOLE="IT'S ENCRUSTED WITH OLD WEBBING.",
		STALAGMITE="LOOKS LIKE A ROCK TO ME.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="LOOKS LIKE A ROCK TO ME.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="LOOKS LIKE A ROCK TO ME.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="LOOKS LIKE A ROCK TO ME.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS...",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_DIRT = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_FOREST = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_GRASS = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_MARSH = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_ROAD = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",

		TURF_CAVE="YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_FUNGUS="YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",
		TURF_MUD="YET ANOTHER GROUND TYPE.",

		POWCAKE = "I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HUNGRY ENOUGH.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="I WONDER IF I COULD MOVE THAT ROCK.",
            OPEN = "I BET THERE'S ALL SORTS OF THINGS TO DISCOVER DOWN THERE.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "I'VE HAD ENOUGH DISCOVERY FOR NOW.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "SO THAT'S WHERE THE MUSIC WAS COMING FROM.",
		BOOMERANG = "AERODYNAMICAL!",
		PIGGUARD = "HE DOESN'T LOOK AS FRIENDLY AS THE OTHERS.",
		ABIGAIL = "AWWW, SHE HAS A CUTE LITTLE BOW.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO FALL FOR THAT A SECOND TIME.",
		AMULET = "I FEEL SO SAFE WHEN I'M WEARING IT.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "TRACKS LEFT BY FOOD. I MEAN... AN ANIMAL.",
		ARMORGRASS = "I HOPE THERE ARE NO BUGS IN THIS.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "THIS LOOKS REALLY HEAVY.",
		ARMORWOOD = "THAT IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE PIECE OF CLOTHING.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "WEARING THIS MAKES ME FEEL SAFE AND INSECURE.",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "ALL THAT'S LEFT AFTER FIRE HAS DONE ITS JOB.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "THE EYEBONE WAS CONSUMED BY FIRE WHEN I TELEPORTED!",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "THIS WAS ONCE SOME THING BEFORE IT GOT BURNED...",
		},
		AXE = "IT'S MY TRUSTY AXE.",
		BABYBEEFALO = "AWWWW. SO CUTE!",
		BACKPACK = "IT'S FOR ME TO PUT MY STUFF IN.",
		BACONEGGS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		BANDAGE = "SEEMS STERILE ENOUGH.",
		BASALT = "THAT'S TOO STRONG TO BREAK THROUGH!",
		BATBAT = "I BET I COULD FLY IF I HELD TWO OF THESE.",
		BEARDHAIR = "I MADE THEM WITH MY FACE.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "IT SMELLS LIKE WET.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE.",
			HELD = "CAREFUL!",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "IT'S FULL OF HONEY.",
			GENERIC = "BEES!",
			NOHONEY = "IT'S EMPTY.",
			SOMEHONEY = "I SHOULD WAIT A BIT.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "HE'S COMING ALONG PEACEFULLY.",
			GENERIC = "IT'S A BEEFALO!",
			NAKED = "AWW, HE'S SO SAD.",
			SLEEPING = "THESE GUYS ARE REALLY HEAVY SLEEPERS.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "WHAT A NICE HAT.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "IT SMELLS LIKE BEEFALO TEARS.",
		BEEHAT = "THIS SHOULD KEEP ME PROTECTED.",
		BEEHIVE = "IT'S BUZZING WITH ACTIVITY.",
		BEEMINE = "IT BUZZES WHEN I SHAKE IT.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "BOTTLED MOSQUITO RAGE!",
		BERRIES = "RED BERRIES TASTE THE BEST.",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "I DON'T THINK HEAT IMPROVED THEM.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE FERTILIZED.",
			GENERIC = "RED BERRIES TASTE THE BEST.",
			PICKED = "MAYBE THEY'LL GROW BACK?",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I SHOULD PUT A BIRD IN IT.",
			OCCUPIED = "THAT'S MY BIRD!",
			SLEEPING = "AWWWW, HE'S ASLEEP.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "GIVES ME A NET ADVANTAGE!",
		BIRD_EGG = "A SMALL, NORMAL EGG.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "SUNNY SIDE YUM!",
		BISHOP = "BACK OFF, PREACHERMAN!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "THIS SEEMS FUNDAMENTALLY UNSAFE.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "JUST DON'T BREATHE IN.",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "GOOD PRACTICE FOR MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!",
		BLUEAMULET = "COOL AS ICE!",
		BLUEGEM = "IT SPARKLES WITH COLD ENERGY.",
		BLUEPRINT = "IT'S SCIENTIFIC!",
		BLUE_CAP = "IT'S WEIRD AND GOOEY.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "IT'S DIFFERENT NOW...",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "IT'S SLEEPING.",
			PICKED = "WHERE ARE YOU, MR. BLUE?",
		},
		BOARDS = "BOARDS.",
		BOAT = "IS THAT HOW I GOT HERE?",
		BONESTEW = "VERY NUTRITIOUS.",
		BUGNET = "FOR CATCHING BUGS.",
		BUSHHAT = "IT'S KIND OF SCRATCHY.",
		BUTTER = "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER!",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "BUTTERFLY, FLUTTER BY.",
			HELD = "NOW I HAVE YOU!",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "WITHOUT THESE, IT'S JUST A BUTTER.",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "I SHOULD PUT SOMETHING ON THE FIRE BEFORE IT GOES OUT.",
			GENERIC = "SURE BEATS DARKNESS.",
			HIGH = "THAT FIRE IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!",
			LOW = "THE FIRE'S GETTING A BIT LOW.",
			NORMAL = "NICE AND COMFY.",
			OUT = "WELL, THAT'S OVER.",
		},
		CANE = "IT MAKES WALKING SEEM MUCH EASIER!",
		CARROT = "YUCK. IT'S ALL VEGETABLEY.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "MUSHY.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "THE EARTH IS MAKING PLANTBABIES.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		CAVE_FERN = "IT'S A FERN.",
		CHARCOAL = "IT'S SMALL, DARK AND SMELLS LIKE BURNT WOOD.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "A PILE OF BROKEN CHESS PIECES.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "ANOTHER PILE OF BROKEN CHESS PIECES.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "EVEN MORE BROKEN CHESS PIECES.",
		CHESTER = "LOOKS LIKE PUMPKIN WITH LEGS",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I LIKE BONES",
			WAITING = "IT LOOK BROKEN.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "POOR LITTLE GUY.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "CHAR BROILED TO PERFECTION.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "THAT'S ONLY SOMEWHAT MORE APPETIZING THAN WHEN IT WAS RAW.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING WORMS!",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "IT'S ALMOST DONE!",
			DONE = "MMMMM! IT'S READY TO EAT!",
			EMPTY = "IT MAKES ME HUNGRY JUST TO LOOK AT IT.",
		},
		CORN = "HIGH IN FRUCTOSE!",
		CORN_COOKED = "HIGH IN FRUCTOSE!",
		CORN_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "BLACK... I LIKE BLACK.",
			HELD = "YOU'RE ONLY MY",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "MY SCYTHE MUST BE SHARPER",
		CUTREEDS = "CUT REEDS, READY FOR CRAFTING AND HOBBYING.",
		CUTSTONE = "I'VE MADE THEM SEDUCTIVELY SMOOTH.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "A MOST POTENT DISH.",
		DEERCLOPS = "IT'S ENORMOUS!!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "THIS IS REALLY GROSS.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S PROBABLY A TUFT OF GRASS.",
		},
		DEVTOOL = "IT SMELLS OF BACON!",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO WIELD IT.",
		DIRTPILE = "IT'S A PILE OF DIRT... OR IS IT?",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "THE SIGNAL IS VERY FAINT.",
			GENERIC = "IT'S SOME KIND OF HOMING DEVICE.",
			HOT = "THIS THING'S GOING CRAZY!",
			WARM = "I'M HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.",
			WARMER = "I MUST BE GETTING PRETTY CLOSE.",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I WONDER WHAT IT DOES.",
			READY = "IT LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS A LARGE KEY.",
			UNLOCKED = "NOW MY MACHINE CAN WORK!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "THAT ROD LOOKS USEFUL!",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "WHAT A WEIRD FRUIT.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "STILL WEIRD.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		DRAGONPIE = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		DRUMSTICK = "I SHOULD GOBBLE IT.",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "NOW IT'S EVEN TASTIER.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I SHOULD PLANT THIS.",
		DUG_GRASS = "WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH THIS?",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "I SHOULD PLANT THIS.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "I SHOULD PLANT THIS.",
		DURIAN = "OH IT SMELLS!",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "NOW IT SMELLS EVEN WORSE!",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "AT LEAST MY EARS WON'T GET COLD...",
		EGGPLANT = "IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN EGG.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "IT'S EVEN LESS EGGY.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "BURN!",
			BURNT = "IT'S DEAD",
			CHOPPED = "CHOPPING IS FUN?",
			GENERIC = "COUNTING PINE.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "WHAT A WASTE OF WOOD.",
			BURNT = "I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE PREVENTED THAT.",
			CHOPPED = "TAKE THAT, NATURE!",
			GENERIC = "THIS SAD TREE HAS NO CONES.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "I THINK I'M BEING WATCHED.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I SHOULD TRY PLANTING SOME CROPS.",
			GROWING = "GO PLANTS GO!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE FERTILIZED.",
		},
		FEATHERHAT = "I AM A BIRD!",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A CROW FEATHER.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "A REDBIRD FEATHER.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "A SNOWBIRD FEATHER.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "SHE'S TRAPPED!",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "IF ONLY I COULD CATCH THEM!",
			HELD = "THEY MAKE MY POCKET GLOW!",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "THAT ONE IS GLOWY.",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "I SHOULD PUT SOMETHING ON THE FIRE BEFORE IT GOES OUT.",
			GENERIC = "SURE BEATS DARKNESS.",
			HIGH = "GOOD THING IT'S CONTAINED!",
			LOW = "THE FIRE'S GETTING A BIT LOW.",
			NORMAL = "NICE AND COMFY.",
			OUT = "AT LEAST I CAN START IT UP AGAIN.",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE.",

		FISH = "NOW I SHALL EAT FOR A DAY.",
		FISHINGROD = "HOOK, LINE AND STICK!",
		FISHSTICKS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		FISHTACOS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		FISH_COOKED = "GRILLED TO PERFECTION.",
		FLINT = "IT'S A VERY SHARP ROCK.",
		FLOWER = "IT'S PRETTY BUT IT SMELLS LIKE A COMMON LABOURER.",
		FLOWERHAT = "IT SMELLS LIKE PRETTINESS.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "AUGH! IT'S SO EVIL!",
		FOLIAGE = "SOME LEAFY GREENS.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "I DON'T LIKE SPORTS.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "HE'S CROAKED IT.",
			GENERIC = "HE'S SO CUTE!",
			SLEEPING = "AWW, LOOK AT HIM SLEEP!",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		FROGLEGS = "I'VE HEARD IT'S A DELICACY.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		GEARS = "A PILE OF MECHANICAL PARTS.",
		GHOST = "THAT OFFENDS ME AS A SCIENTIST.",
		GOLDENAXE = "THAT'S ONE FANCY AXE.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "HEY, ISN'T GOLD REALLY SOFT?",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "WHY DID I EVEN MAKE A PITCHFORK THIS FANCY?",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "I CAN'T WAIT TO DIG HOLES.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "I CAN'T EAT IT, BUT IT SURE IS SHINY.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "IT NEEDS POOP.",
			BURNING = "THAT'S BURNING FAST!",
			GENERIC = "IT'S A TUFT OF GRASS.",
			PICKED = "I CUT IT DOWN IN THE PRIME OF ITS LIFE.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "IT SEEMS PRETTY NORMAL.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "IT'S DIFFERENT NOW...",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "IT'S SLEEPING.",
			PICKED = "WHERE ARE YOU, MR. GREEN?",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "IT LOOKS LIKE PEPPER.",
		HAMBAT = "THIS SEEMS UNSANITARY.",
		HAMMER = "STOP! IT'S TIME! TO HAMMER THINGS!",
		HEALINGSALVE = "THE STINGING MEANS THAT IT'S WORKING.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "IT'S STONE COLD.",
			GENERIC = "I COULD HEAT THIS UP NEAR THE FIRE.",
			HOT = "NICE AND TOASTY HOT!",
			WARM = "IT'S WARM AND CUDDLY... FOR A ROCK!",
		},
		HOME = "SOMEONE MUST LIVE HERE.",
		HOMESIGN = "IT SAYS 'YOU ARE HERE'.",
		HONEY = "LOOKS DELICIOUS!",
		HONEYCOMB = "BEES USED TO LIVE IN THIS.",
		HONEYHAM = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		HORN = "IT SOUNDS LIKE A BEEFALO FIELD IN THERE.",
		HOUND = "YOU AIN'T NOTHING, HOUND DOG!",
		HOUNDBONE = "CREEPY.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "I WOULDN'T WANT TO PICK A BONE WITH THE OWNER.",
		ICEBOX = "I HAVE HARNESSED THE POWER OF COLD!",
		ICEHOUND = "ARE THERE HOUNDS FOR EVERY SEASON?",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!",
			INACTIVE = "IT'S MORE OF A PYRAMID THAN AN OBELISK.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		KABOBS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "OH NO! IT'S A KILLER BEE!",
			HELD = "THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "CHECK IT OUT!",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "ADORABLY DELICIOUS.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "IT LOOKS WARM AND FULL OF MEAT.",
		KRAMPUS = "HE'S GOING AFTER MY STUFF!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "EW. IT HAS KRAMPUS SLIME ALL OVER IT.",
		LEIF = "HE'S HUGE!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "HE'S HUGE!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "THE POWER IS MINE!",
			GENERIC = "I CAN HARNESS THE HEAVENS!",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "BINKY, IT'S YOU?",
			CHARGED = "I THOUGHT IT WAS BINKY.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "HE WON'T BE CUTE AND CUDDLY FOREVER.",
		LIVINGLOG = "IT LOOKS WORRIED.",
		LOCKEDWES = "MAXWELL'S STATUES ARE TRAPPING HIM.",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "THAT'S SOME HOT WOOD!",
			GENERIC = "IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY, AND IT'S WOOD.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "IT'S SO ALLURING.",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "NOW I CAN START MY VERY OWN MEAT FARM.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "HE'S TRAPPED!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "A MANDRAKE ROOT HAS STRANGE POWERS.",
			GENERIC = "I'VE HEARD STRANGE THINGS ABOUT THOSE PLANTS.",
			PICKED = "STOP FOLLOWING ME!",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "IT DOESN'T SEEM SO STRANGE ANYMORE.",
		MARBLE = "FANCY!",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I THINK I COULD USE THAT.",
		MARBLETREE = "I DON'T THINK AN AXE WILL CUT IT.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "THAT'S BURNING FAST!",
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS THORNY.",
			PICKED = "THAT HURT.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "IT'S A PLANT.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "SPIKES AND FIRE!",
			BURNT = "NOW IT'S BURNT AND SPIKY.",
			CHOPPED = "NOT SO SPIKY NOW!",
			GENERIC = "THOSE SPIKES LOOK SHARP!",
		},
		MAXWELL = "I HATE THAT GUY.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "I CAN SEE INTO HIS PORES.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "I WONDER HOW THEY WORK.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "LOOKS ALMOST LIKE A KEY HOLE.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE.",
		MEAT = "IT'S A BIT GAMEY, BUT IT'LL DO.",
		MEATBALLS = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "JERKY TIME!",
			DRYING = "MEAT TAKES A WHILE TO DRY.",
			GENERIC = "I SHOULD DRY SOME MEATS.",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "JUST JERKY ENOUGH.",
		MERM = "SMELLS FISHY!",
		MERMHEAD = "THE STINKIEST THING I'LL SMELL ALL DAY.",
		MERMHOUSE = "WHO WOULD LIVE HERE?",
		MINERHAT = "THIS WILL KEEP MY HANDS FREE.",
		MONKEY = "CURIOUS LITTLE GUY.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "DID THAT JUST MOVE?",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		MONSTERMEAT = "UGH. I DON'T THINK I SHOULD EAT THAT.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "STRANGE-SMELLING JERKY.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "DISGUSTING LITTLE BLOODSUCKER.",
			HELD = "HEY, IS THAT MY BLOOD?",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "IT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD...",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "I SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.",
			GENERIC = "I BET THERE'S ALL SORTS OF GOOD STUFF DOWN THERE!",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "IT GIVES OFF A SPOOKY LIGHT.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "THIS STUFF IS CRAZY!",
		NIGHTSWORD = "I DREAMED IT MYSELF!",
		NITRE = "I'M NOT A GEOLOGIST.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I SHOULD HAVE ADDED A BEEFALO BELL.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "IT MAY CONTAIN SOMETHING FANTASTIC! OR HORRIBLE.",
		PANFLUTE = "I CAN SERENADE THE ANIMALS.",
		PAPYRUS = "SOME SHEETS OF PAPER.",
		PENGUIN = "MUST BE BREEDING SEASON.",
		PERD = "STUPID BIRD! STAY AWAY FROM MY BERRIES!",
		PEROGIES = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		PETALS = "I SHOWED THOSE FLOWERS WHO'S BOSS!",
		PETALS_EVIL = "I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO HOLD THESE.",
		PHLEGM = "IT'S THICK AND PLIABLE. AND SALTY.",
		PICKAXE = "ICONIC, ISN'T IT?",
		PIGGYBACK = "I FEEL KINDA BAD FOR THAT.",
		PIGHEAD = "LOOKS LIKE AN OFFERING TO THE BEAST.",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "I CAN SEE A SNOUT PRESSED UP AGAINST THE WINDOW.",
			GENERIC = "THESE PIGS HAVE PRETTY FANCY HOUSES.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "COME ON! I KNOW YOU'RE HOME!",
		},
		PIGKING = "EWWWW, HE SMELLS!",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIS FAMILY.",
			FOLLOWER = "HE'S PART OF MY ENTOURAGE.",
			GENERIC = "THEY KIND OF CREEP ME OUT.",
			GUARD = "HE LOOKS SERIOUS.",
			WEREPIG = "HE'S NOT FRIENDLY!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "IT STILL HAS THE TAIL ON IT.",
		PIGTENT = "SMELLS LIKE BACON.",
		PIGTORCH = "SURE LOOKS COZY.",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I CAN HEAR A TINY TREE INSIDE IT, TRYING TO GET OUT.",
		    PLANTED = "IT'LL BE A TREE SOON!",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "MAXWELL MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THIS.",
		PLANTMEAT = "THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY APPEALING.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "AT LEAST IT'S WARM NOW.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "LEAFY!",
			GROWING = "GUH! IT'S GROWING SO SLOWLY!",
			READY = "MMMM. READY TO HARVEST.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF AN ALIEN'S BRAIN.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "HAUTE CUISINE!",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		POND = "I CAN'T SEE THE BOTTOM!",
		POOP = "I SHOULD FILL MY POCKETS!",
		PUMPKIN = "IT'S AS BIG AS MY HEAD!",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "HOW DID IT NOT TURN INTO A PIE?",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "SPOOKY!",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "IT'S A SEED.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "IT'S WHISPERING TO ME.",
		PURPLEGEM = "IT CONTAINS THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "HE'S LOOKING FOR CARROTS.",
			HELD = "DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE?",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "THAT MUST LEAD TO THE KINGDOM OF THE BUNNYMEN.",
		RAINOMETER = "IT MEASURES CLOUDINESS.",
		RATATOUILLE = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		RAZOR = "A SHARPENED ROCK TIED TO A STICK. HYGIENIC!",
		REDGEM = "IT SPARKLES WITH INNER WARMTH.",
		RED_CAP = "IT SMELLS FUNNY.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "IT'S DIFFERENT NOW...",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "IT'S SLEEPING.",
			PICKED = "OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE...",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "THAT'S REALLY BURNING!",
			GENERIC = "IT'S A CLUMP OF REEDS.",
			PICKED = "I PICKED ALL THE USEFUL REEDS.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "ANCIENT HOUSEHOLD GOODS.",
            BROKEN = "NOTHING TO WORK WITH HERE.",
        },
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "THIS CAN BE FIXED.",
        RUBBLE = "JUST BITS AND PIECES OF ROCK.",
		RESEARCHLAB = "IT BREAKS DOWN OBJECTS INTO THEIR SCIENTIFIC COMPONENTS.",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "IT'S EVEN MORE SCIENCE-Y THAN THE LAST ONE!",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "WHAT HAVE I CREATED?",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "WHO WOULD NAME SOMETHING THAT?",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "WHAT A HANDSOME DEVIL!",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "SUCH A TOUCHING STONE.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "DOES THAT MEAN SPRING IS COMING?",
			HELD = "HE LIKES MY POCKET.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "LIFE IN THE FROZEN WASTES.",
			HELD = "IT'S SO SOFT.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "IT'S TRAPPED!",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "A CRUSTED OVER LAVA PIT.",
			OUT = "LOOKS FRAGILE.",
			LOW = "THE LAVA'S CRUSTING OVER.",
			NORMAL = "NICE AND COMFY.",
		},
		ROCK = "IT WOULDN'T FIT IN MY POCKET.",
		ROCKS = "I CAN MAKE STUFF WITH THESE.",
        ROOK = "STORM THE CASTLE!",
		ROPE = "SOME SHORT LENGTHS OF ROPE.",
		ROTTENEGG = "EW! IT STINKS!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "THAT'S A CRAZY LOOKING ROCK!",
			INACTIVE = "WHERE DID THE REST OF IT GO?",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "THAT'S BURNING FAST!",
			GENERIC = "BABY TREES ARE SO CUTE!",
			PICKED = "THAT'LL TEACH HIM.",
		},
		SEEDS = "EACH ONE IS A TINY MYSTERY.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "I COOKED ALL THE LIFE OUT OF 'EM!",
		SEWING_KIT = "DARN IT! DARN IT ALL TO HECK!",
		SHOVEL = "THERE'S A LOT GOING ON UNDERGROUND.",
		SILK = "IT COMES FROM A SPIDER'S BUTT.",
		SKELETON = "IT'S NOT MY FAULT",
		SKULLCHEST = "I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO OPEN IT.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "THAT'S A RATHER SMALL BIRD.",
			HUNGRY = "IT LOOKS HUNGRY.",
			STARVING = "IT MUST BE STARVING.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "A TINY CHUNK OF DEAD ANIMAL.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "A LITTLE JERKY.",
		SPAT = "WHAT A CRUSTY LOOKING ANIMAL.",
		SPEAR = "THAT'S ONE POINTY STICK.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "EWWWW!",
			GENERIC = "I HATE SPIDERS.",
			SLEEPING = "I'D BETTER NOT BE HERE WHEN HE WAKES UP.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "STICKY!",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "I HOPE THESE DON'T HATCH IN MY POCKET.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "IT HAS A TANGY, ANTISEPTIC SMELL.",
		SPIDERHAT = "I HOPE I GOT ALL OF THE SPIDER GOO OUT OF IT.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "AHHHHHHHH! THAT SPIDER IS HUGE!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "GOOD RIDDANCE!",
			GENERIC = "LOOKS EVEN MEANER THAN USUAL.",
			SLEEPING = "I SHOULD KEEP MY DISTANCE.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "IT'S A FURRY BALL OF ROTTEN FOOD.",
		STATUEHARP = "WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE HEAD?",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "IT REALLY CAPTURES HIS PERSONALITY.",
		STEELWOOL = "SCRATCHY METAL FIBERS.",
		STINGER = "LOOKS SHARP!",
		STRAWHAT = "WHAT A NICE HAT.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		SUNKBOAT = "IT'S NO USE TO ME OUT THERE!",
		SWEATERVEST = "THIS VEST IS DAPPER AS ALL GET-OUT.",
		TAFFY = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		TALLBIRD = "THAT'S A TALL BIRD!",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "WILL IT HATCH?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIONAL.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "BRRRR!",
			GENERIC = "LOOKS LIKE IT'S HATCHING.",
			HOT = "ARE EGGS SUPPOSED TO SWEAT?",
			LONG = "I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE...",
			SHORT = "IT SHOULD HATCH ANY TIME NOW.",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "THAT'S QUITE AN EGG!",
			PICKED = "THE NEST IS EMPTY.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "NOT A VERY TALL BIRD.",
			HUNGRY = "I'D BETTER FIND IT SOME FOOD.",
			STARVING = "IT HAS A DANGEROUS LOOK IN IT'S EYE.",
		},
		TELEBASE =
		{
			VALID = "IT'S READY TO GO.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS MORE PURPLE GEMS.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "LOOKS READY.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS A GEM.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "WITH THIS I CAN SURELY PASS THROUGH SPACE AND TIME!",
			GENERIC = "THIS APPEARS TO BE A NEXUS TO ANOTHER WORLD!",
			LOCKED = "THERE'S STILL SOMETHING MISSING.",
			PARTIAL = "SOON, MY INVENTION WILL BE COMPLETE!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "THIS MAY CONTROL THE POLARITY OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "TOUGH ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE MOST INTENSE EXPERIMENTS.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "THIS METAL POTATO CONTAINS GREAT AND FEARFUL POWER...",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "A RING THAT COULD FOCUS DIMENSIONAL ENERGIES.",
		TELESTAFF = "IT CAN SHOW ME THE WORLD.",
		TENT = "I GET CRAZY WHEN I DON'T SLEEP.",
		TENTACLE = "THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "IT'S POINTY AND SLIMY.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "I THINK THESE WERE ITS GENITALIA.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "A SLIMY POLE.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "LITTLE SLIPPERY ARMS.",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "YET ANOTHER SLIMY POLE.",
		TOPHAT = "WHAT A NICE HAT.",
		TORCH = "SOMETHING TO HOLD BACK THE NIGHT.",
		TRAP = "I WOVE IT REAL TIGHT.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "THIS IS A NASTY SURPRISE.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "I'LL WANT TO AVOID STEPPING ON THAT!",
		TREASURECHEST = "IT'S MY TICKLE TRUNK!",
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "HOW CONVENIENT!",
		TREECLUMP = "IT'S ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE IS TRYING TO PREVENT ME FROM GOING SOMEWHERE.",
		TRINKET_1 = "THEY ARE ALL MELTED TOGETHER.",
		TRINKET_10 = "I HOPE I GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I NEED THESE.",
		TRINKET_11 = "HE WHISPERS BEAUTIFUL LIES TO ME.",
		TRINKET_12 = "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH A DESSICATED TENTACLE.",
		TRINKET_13 = "IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF RELIGIOUS ARTIFACT.",
		TRINKET_2 = "IT'S JUST A CHEAP REPLICA.",
		TRINKET_3 = "THE KNOT IS STUCK. FOREVER.",
		TRINKET_4 = "IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF RELIGIOUS ARTIFACT.",
		TRINKET_5 = "SADLY, IT'S TOO SMALL FOR ME TO ESCAPE ON.",
		TRINKET_6 = "THEIR ELECTRICITY CARRYING DAYS ARE OVER.",
		TRINKET_7 = "I HAVE NO TIME FOR FUN AND GAMES!",
		TRINKET_8 = "GREAT. ALL OF MY TUB STOPPING NEEDS ARE MET.",
		TRINKET_9 = "I'M MORE OF A ZIPPER PERSON, MYSELF.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "WILDERNESS CASUAL.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "WINTER SURVIVAL GEAR.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "SOMEHOW EVEN MORE NASAL THAN BEFORE.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "A LIGHT BREEZY TRUNK.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "A THICK, HAIRY TRUNK.",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "IT'S SURPRISINGLY SCRATCHY.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "THESE ARE PRETTY SNAZZY.",
		TURF_DIRT = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_FOREST = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_GRASS = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_MARSH = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_ROAD = "HASTILY COBBLED STONES.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "A CHUNK OF GROUND.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "THESE ARE FLOORBOARDS.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "MMMM.",
		TWIGS = "IT'S A BUNCH OF SMALL TWIGS.",
		UMBRELLA = "THIS WILL KEEP MY HAIR DRY, AT LEAST.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "IT DOESN'T LOOK FINISHED! IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.",
		WAFFLES = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		WALL_HAY = "HMMMM. I GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO DO.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "THIS SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA.",
		WALL_STONE = "THAT'S A NICE WALL.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO SAFE.",
		WALL_RUINS = "AN ANCIENT PIECE OF WALL.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "A SOLID PIECE OF HISTORY.",
		WALL_WOOD = "POINTY!",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "PICKETS!",
		WALL_MOONROCK = "SPACEY AND SMOOTH!",
		WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "VERY LIGHT BUT SURPRISINGLY TOUGH.",
		WALRUS = "WALRUSES ARE NATURAL PREDATORS.",
		WALRUSHAT = "IT'S COVERED WITH WALRUS HAIRS.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CAMPING HERE.",
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS WARM AND COZY INSIDE.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "I'M SURE I'LL FIND A USE FOR IT EVENTUALLY.",
		WARG = "YOU MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO RECKON WITH, BIG DOG.",
		WASPHIVE = "I THINK THOSE BEES ARE MAD.",
		WETGOOP = "I COOKED IT MYSELF!",
		WINTERHAT = "IT'LL BE GOOD FOR WHEN WINTER COMES.",
		WINTEROMETER = "I AM ONE HECK OF A SCIENTIST.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "SOFT AND UNDULATING.",
			OPEN = "SCIENCE COMPELS ME TO JUMP IN.",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "GUH, THAT THING LOOKS WORSE OFF THAN USUAL.",
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I WANT TO USE IT, AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT I DID.",        
		LIVINGTREE = "IS IT WATCHING ME?",
		ICESTAFF = "IT'S COLD TO THE TOUCH",
		REVIVER = "THE BEATING OF THIS HIDEOUS HEART WILL BRING A GHOST BACK TO LIFE!",
		LIFEINJECTOR = "BOOOOOST!",
		SKELETON_PLAYER =
		{
			MALE = " DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. BEING HURT BY XXXXX.",
			FEMALE = " DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED. BEING HURT BY XXXXX.",
			ROBOT = " DIED DOING WHAT IT LOVED. BEING HURT BY XXXXX.",
		},
		HUMANMEAT = "FLESH IS FLESH. WHERE DO I DRAW THE LINE?",
		HUMANMEAT_COOKED = "COOKED NICE AND PINK, BUT STILL MORALLY GRAY.",
		HUMANMEAT_DRIED = "LETTING IT DRY MAKES IT NOT COME FROM A HUMAN, RIGHT?",
		MOONROCKNUGGET = "THAT ROCK CAME FROM THE MOON.",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "IT'S A... THING.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "IT'S TOO DARK TO SEE!",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "MMM. BEAKY.",
	},
}
