return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "You're globin me! It's not the right-ish piece!?",
        },
	BUILD =
        {
            MOUNTED = "I caaan't build atop a steed.",
            HASPET = "One symbiote only!",
        },
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I should waaait until he's aaalseep before I scraaape off his dead cells!",
			GENERIC = "That caaan't be shaaaved!",
			NOBITS = "It will be very messy if I shaaave that aaany more!",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's just too fullish.",
			NOTALLOWED = "I caaan't put thaaat in there.",
		},
		REPAIRBOAT = {
			GENERIC = "I caaan't fix this craft aaanymore than it aaalready is.",
		},
		RUMMAGE =
		{	
			GENERIC = "No!",
			INUSE = "Lineup.",	
		},
        COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "I caaan't dlo that!",
            INUSE = "But I want to cooook!",
            TOOFAR = "I caaan't cook from here!",

        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "I think it'd be better to just swipe their stuff.",
            SLEEPING = "They're aaaasleep, hold it.",
            BUSY = "Stop stimulating your reproductive cells.",
            ABIGAILHEART = "She's been dead toooooo long for it to work!",
            GHOSTHEART = "If I resurrect him, I'll have an unwaaashed hippie to deaaal with!",
            NOTGEM = "Needs to be a gem.",
            WRONGGEM = "This must not be the correct-ish gem.",
            NOTSTAFF = "Doesn't seem to fit.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSSHROOM = "We need more fungal amoebas.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSLOG = "They need more dead maaatter to feast upon.",
            SLOTFULL = "Spot's taken.",
            DUPLICATE = "Already known.",
            NOTSCULPTABLE = "I can't mold thaaat.",
            NOTATRIUMKEY = "That doesn't loook like it'll fiiit.",
            CANTSHADOWREVIVE = "Still no cellulaaar stimuli.",
            WRONGSHADOWFORM = "I think the skeleton is too wonky-ish to work.",
        },
        GIVETOPLAYER = 
        {
        	FULL = "Their inventory is full.",
    	},
    	GIVEALLTOPLAYER = 
        {
        	FULL = "Their inventory is full.",
    	},
        WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I caaan't dlo that!",
            INUSE = "Someone's alreaaady scribbling about.",
        },
        DRAW =
        {
            NOIMAGE = "But whaaat can I draw? I haaave no brain.",
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "I caaan't dlo that!",
            BURNING = "Yeah I'll be coooooked if I try that!",
            INUSE = "Hurry up alreaaaady!",
        },
        ATTUNE =
        {
            NOHEALTH = "I won't be aaable to contain my orgaaanelles if I lose anymore cytoplaaasm!",
        },
        MOUNT =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "Just too raaambunctious!",
            INUSE = "He haaas someone else-ish aaatributes.",
        },
        SADDLE =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "I can't saaadle him when he's so wound up!",
            INUSE = "He waaas mine!",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "Aaalready within my nucleus.",
            CANTLEARN = "I caaan't learn thaaat! Maaaybe becaaause I don't haaave a brain?",
            WRONGWORLD = "This map is gooky-ish.",
        },
        WRAPBUNDLE =
        {
            EMPTY = "I don't have aaanything to packaaage.",
        },
		UNLOCK =
        {
        	WRONGKEY = "That waaas the wrong-ish key!?",
        	KLAUS = "Not when there's aaa haaairy oaf trying to splaaat me!",
        },
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I caaan't dlo that!",
	ANNOUNCE_DIG_DISEASE_WARNING = "Should saaave the other plaaants from those rude microbes.",
	ANNOUNCE_PICK_DISEASE_WARNING = "It's sick with tasty baaactieraaa!",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "I never give up!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOUNT_LOWHEALTH = "He's just too bruised-ish to ride.",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "NOT THE BEES!!!!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Wubleeek! I couldn't caaatch it!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Nolooolooo! It's them! They found me! I don't waaaannaaaa go to Room 101!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Gallaalack! Thaaaat hurt! I caaan't aaanymore take this government torture!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "Nololololo! No! Cghrhlll-coooooololold! Haaaate! Caaaaaaaan't....move...cytoplasm...freeeezing!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "I'm coooooking like an egg!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "Didn't work.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "Thaaat sounded reaaally freaaakin' huge!",
	ANNOUNCE_CAVEIN = "The planet's falling apaaart!",
	ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_SINKHOLE = "The planet's craaacking!",
	ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_TRIBUTE =
	{
        "Here yaaa go!",
        "This haaad better calm her down.",
        "Can you give me wormy spices in return?",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_TOWNPORTALTELEPORT = "Am I made of cytoplasm again?",
    ANNOUNCE_SNARED = "You caaan't trap me!",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "How long is a daaay on this plaaanet again?",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Phagyocytosis!",
		PAINFUL = "Heeeegllgl, reaaally screwed with my enzymes!",
		SPOILED = "I got it first! Suck it fungaaal spores!",
		STALE = "It's still food.",
		INVALID = "I'm not going to absorb thaaat!",
		YUCKY = "I won't be doing phagyocytosis on thaaat!",
	},


    ANNOUNCE_ENCUMBERED =
    {
        "Hrnnngllglglgl!",
        "Crushing...my...psuedopods...",
        "Eeeeglglgl...",
        "How...much...aaaactin I gottaaa use...?",
        "Sooolololol...heaaaaaavy...",
        "Bwaaalalalalal...",
        "I'm...not...a..muscle cell!",
        "Soooooo....heavy-ish...",
        "Grrrnnnllllll...",
    },

	ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_ENRAGE = "Oh calm your globins you hippie!",

	ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_UNCHAINED = "This is baaad!",

	ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_CALLFORHELP = "Stop caaaaalling for reinforcements!",
    ANNOUNCE_ATRIUM_DESTABILIZING = 
    {
		"Whaaaat on Anyaaa was thaaat!?",
		"I should get outtaaa here before I'm sterilized!",
		"I should haaaave never come here!",
	},
    ANNOUNCE_RUINS_RESET = "Everything just digistructed baaack!",
    ANNOUNCE_REPELLED = "He's gottaaaa shielding membrane!",
	ANNOUNCE_THURIBLE_OUT = "It's out of shadowplasm.",

    ANNOUNCE_ROYALTY = 
    {
    	"Well I'm sure aaanyone could be a better ruler than Lord Belulargulaaa.",
    	"You'd better aaallow your citizens freedom.",
    	"Don't put cameras everwhere now!",
    },
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "Eeeeeeerghlll! Too daaark! The government will find me!",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Yipleeee! You caaan't get me where the public will witness!",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Finally!",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "I feel so smart now!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Whaaat's with aaaall the baaarking?",
	ANNOUNCE_SHARX = "Maaaaestro! Cut the cellos out!",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Sounds like Kokopellian saaand worms!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I need protein!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "That galoot is neaaar!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "I caaan't sleuth this guy.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "The rain waaashed the footprint awaaay!",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "My vaaalcoules are full.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Whaaat did I miss?",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I didn't learn very much from that.",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Plasma suckers!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOWARDROBEONFIRE = "Well ok, I can get away with being nude aaaanywaaay!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERGIFT = "There's too much skirmish to open aaa gift!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOMOUNTEDGIFT = "I caaan't unwraaap this aaatop an oaf!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "They'll kill me if I sleep now!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "But Tanaaabota Major's in the sky.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "I don't feel melty, still got some energy.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I'll starve in my sleep!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERAFK = "I'm not going to ruuuuun from something so importaaant!",
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "How'd it get burned!?",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "They'll kill me if I sleep now!",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "You don't haaave a siesetaaa when you can see Gyermek in the sky.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "It aaappears that you have completley faaailed.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "I'll staaarve in my sleep!",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Phlew.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "You jerkish bird!",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "The whole plaaanet's shaaaking!",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "Never stop learning!",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Give me some cover!",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Wubleeek!",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "Hot! Aaalalalala!!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "It's out of fuel.",
	ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "It kinda fell aaapaaart on me.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "Out of charge.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Ooopsy duddles.",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "OW! I don't think it's ready yet.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "Weird, yet straaangely energizing.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nI think I should glue that baaaack together!",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = "Win win win! Me me me!",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "I'm not worthless!",
	ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It needs more predigested waaaste?",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "Gaaalalah! My villi is too wet!",
	ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Thaaat thundlerbolt and lightning very, very frightened me!",
	ANNOUNCE_BECOMEGHOST = "Now...I'm....maaade of ectoplasm...",
	ANNOUNCE_GHOSTDRAIN = "What do I do?",

	ANNOUNCE_PETRIFED_TREES = "Those trees haaave turned to stone!",

	ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPING = "Don't let that beast escape! We gottaaa kill it!",
	ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPED = "It slipped awaaay!",


	DESCRIBE_SAMECHARACTER = "I don't remember performing mitosis recently...",

	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "Nice!",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "Looks like I won't haaave to worry about drying out!",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "I'm feeling sloshy, maaaaybe I'm absorbing too much waaater!",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I'm getting cooold!",

	ANNOUNCE_TREASURE = "Aaall in it for the bounty!",
	ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "Treasure, that leads to more treasure...It's very clever-ish, I guess?",
	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_TREASURE = "I don't think I'll find that on this plaaanet.",

	ANNOUNCE_MESSAGEBOTTLE = --#TODO: Move this to strings (See gravestone epitaphs)
	{
		"Caaan't read.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "The volcaaano's erupting!",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_WARN = "It's too foggy to seeeee aheaaad.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_LOSECONTROL = "Bloooorg, where aaam I going?",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_RETURN = "Where aaam I?",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAB_ESCAPE = "That crab slipped awaaay.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAWL_FULL = "Net's full!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_DAMAGED = "My ship's getting shot up!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING = "My ship's falling apaaart!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING_IMMINENT = "Deploy force suit now! We're gonnaaa blow!",
	ANNOUNCE_WAVE_BOOST = "Whooooooopleeeee!",

	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "The blubbble traaaailer is near.",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "I caaaan't seem to find him...",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "I caaan't see the blubbbles anymore!",

	ANNOUNCE_SACREDCHEST_YES = "Bingloooo! Who saaaays a nucleus can't be as much as a brain?",
	ANNOUNCE_SACREDCHEST_NO = "Well, thaaat must have been the wrong-ish stuff to put in.",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "I'll maaake you sick!",
		PIG = "Die you evil dictaaator!",
		PREY = "Faaace phagocytosis!",
		SPIDER = "Eaaat protoplasm you filthy insect!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "You caaan't fight a diseaaase warrior!",
		DEER = "Let's go gaaame hunting!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "They alwaaays get away!",
		PIG = "I'll get you one daaay Major!",
		PREY = "Great globules, they're so faaast!",
		SPIDER = "Looks like he didn't waaant to be bothered aaanyway.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "You sure aaare a coward for a waaarior!",
		DEER = "Daaaamnit! We gotta follow them!",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{


		BERNIE_INACTIVE =
		{
			BROKEN = "This teddy beaaar looks beaaat.",
			GENERIC = "I haaad one!",
		},
		BERNIE_ACTIVE = "It's aaalive?",
        MINIFAN = "A nice breeeze!",
        MIGRATION_PORTAL = {
            GENERIC = "Where will thaaat take me?",
            OPEN = "Thaaat must be some kind of interdimensionaaal portaaal!",
            FULL = "It's some kind of portaaal, but it's blocked off.",
        },
		WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "The fluorescent cells are dying.",
        SADDLEHORN = "Don't reaaally know why I need this to take it off.",
        BRUSH = "I wish I haaad haaair to brush.",
        HUTCH = "I'm sure he meaaans well.",
        HUTCH_FISHBOWL =
        {
            GENERIC = "A fish in a bowl?",
            WAITING = "The fishy is deaaad...",
        },
        BATCAVE = "It's full of aaangry eyes!",
		SCORCHED_SKELETON = "Roasted bones.",
        FLOTSAM = "There's junk on the waaater!",

        SUNKEN_BOAT = {
            GENERIC = "Who does thaaat paaarot think he is?",
            ABANDONED = "A broken spaaaceship. Made of wood.",
        },
        SUNKEN_BOAT_BURNT = "Don't maaake a ship out of wood you dolt.",
   		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_1 = "You caaan't navigaaate space with this.", --sextant
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_2 = "Is it time for a baaath already?", --toy boat
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_3 = "To burn dead faaat cells.", --candle
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_4 = "What gaaadget is this?", --sea worther
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_5 = "I waaanaaa sleep in it.", --boot

		TWIGGYTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "It's a forest fire!",
			BURNT = "Turned all blaaacky.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided.",
			GENERIC = "A sticky tree.",			
			DISEASED = "Leave him aaalone microbes!",
		},
			TWIGGY_NUT = "A dormaaant reproductive cell.",
			TWIGGY_NUT_COOKED = "They've aaall be fried.",
        TWIGGYNUT_SAPLING = "It's growing!",
		GRASSGEKKO = 
		{
			GENERIC = "How much of you is plaaant cells?",	
			DISEASED = "Teeny germs are after him!",
		},
		PETRIFIED_TREE = "It just fossilized in aaan instaaant!",
		BERRIES_JUICY = "They're oh so liquidy.",
		BERRIES_JUICY_COOKED = "So much sugaaar!",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH_JUICY = "I should shove this into the ground.",
		BERRYBUSH_JUICY =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs predigested waaaste.",
			WITHERED = "Too hot.",
			GENERIC = "They're full of sugaaary juice.",
			PICKED = "They should regeneraaate soon.",
			DISEASED = "Tasty little bacteriaaa are trying to make a meal out of him!",
			DISEASING = "It's poopsick!",
			BURNING = "Nooooo! My berries!",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "It's a bunch of food thaaat enzymes snaaacked on.",


        PLAYER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Join my resistaaance %s!",
            ATTACKER = "Stop haaating me %s!",
            MURDERER = "The smaaartbots, not them!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Don't caaause any more destruction thaaan we need to %s!",
        },
        WILSON = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I waaas made by a scientist like you %s!",
			ATTACKER = "You're aaa dick just like he was %s!",
			MURDERER = "Don't listen to Lord Belulargulaaas orders %s!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You found the science in necromaaancy!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "I bet thaaat experiment didn't go as planned %s.",
		},
		WOLFGANG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I sure could use a guy like you %s.",
			ATTACKER = "Hey genius! I'm on your side!",
			MURDERER = "That muscle cell's one of them!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You shouldn't toy with incindiary weaaapons %s!",
		},
		WAXWELL = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Your cells are contaaaminated with shadowplasm %s!",
			ATTACKER = "Don't do it! They'll take you to Room 101!",
			MURDERER = "Once an evil dictator, always aaan evil dictaaator!",
            REVIVER = "Maaaybe you've finally turned over aaa new leaf %s.",
            GHOST = "Haaaaa! We'll be free from your tyrannical reign now!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You sick little aaarsonist!",
		},
		WX78 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Hurry %s! They're going to replaaace you with smaaartbots!",
			ATTACKER = "No! I'm serious %s! Free willed robots like you will be obsolete!",
			MURDERER = "I need COP-64 to bring you to justice!",
            REVIVER = "Greaaat to see you haaave compaaasion for living things now!",
      		        GHOST = "%s prograaam remains, they need a new body!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Is there something wrong with your boiler %s?",
		},
		WILLOW = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Hi %s! You should meet my paaal Hometaaa.",
			ATTACKER = "You're full of saaaass, just like Hometaaa!",
			MURDERER = "Burn this you hot heaaaded aaarfaaarfanarf!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Well, that's whaaat %s does best.",
		},
		WENDY = 
		{
			GENERIC = "You can aaavenge your dead sister by helping me overthrow an Orwelliaaan government.",
			ATTACKER = "We aaall have bad moods, get over it!",
			MURDERER = "I'll turn you into ectoplaaasm, just like your sister!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "They're so aaalike.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Trying to cremaaate yourself %s?",
		},
		WOODIE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "There aaare dead cells all over your face %s.",
			ATTACKER = "I thought thaaat was just for cutting trees %s.",
			MURDERER = "You're killing the wrong people %s!",
			BEAVER = "Big deal! I could shapeshift into a beaaaver too! I just don't wannaaa!",
			BEAVERGHOST = "His spirit is infected with beaaaver lycanthropy!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Whaaat, fed up with being a lumberjaaack %s?",
		},

		WICKERBOTTOM = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Figure me out %s, I haaardly know myself.",
			ATTACKER = "Don't be such a snoot %s.",
			MURDERER = "Big glaaaasess means evil dictator!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "That was least expected %s.",
		},
		WES = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I can feel him killing my ribosomes alreaaady!",
			ATTACKER = "Shhhhhh yourself!",
			MURDERER = "It's an emotionless killer!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "That mime is an aaaarsonist!",
		},
		WATHGRITHR = 
		{
			GENERIC = "%s the space vaaalkyrie.",
			ATTACKER = "Stop it %s! There aaare far naaastier menaaaces to fight.",
			MURDERER = "She's joined Lord Belulargulaaa!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "We don't need you to turn this reaaalm into Musepelheim %s!",
		},
		WEBBER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "%s, a fine exaaample of symbiosis.",
			ATTACKER = "The spider cells are making you nutty aaaren't they?",
			MURDERER = "Waaatch out! He's got neurotoxins!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You caaan't burn that spider off %s.",
		},
		WINONA = 
		{
			GENERIC = "%s, the average overworked Anyaese lady.",
			ATTACKER = "No! I'm here to free you! You'll never have to build staaatues of Lord Belulargulaaa again.",
			MURDERER = "The smartbot apps are controlling her mind!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Fire doesn't burn statues %s!",
		},
		SNIPER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "We could use a shaaarpshooter like you on our team %s.",
			ATTACKER = "You're not good for our cause %s!",
			MURDERER = "I knew it! He's a Belulargula hired aaaassaaasin!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You've gottaaa be more accurate than thaaat to use incindiary rifles %s.",
		},
		PEACOCK = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I know a guy with a cybernetic leg %s, his name's Jett.",
			ATTACKER = "Don't get loony with me %s, we've got an evil government to destroy!",
			MURDERER = "She's one of Lord Belulargulaaa's porky goons!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You should leave the burning to my paaal Hometaaa %s.",
		},
		SOLDIER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "You'd better be a piece de resistance soldier %s.",
			ATTACKER = "Stop being so daaamn strict!",
			MURDERER = "Nope! Lord Belulargulaaa's hiring flesh and blood soldiers agaaain!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Like the smell of napaaalm that much huh?",
		},
		TINA = 
		{
			GENERIC = "%s, we could use a bandit like you to help us.",
			ATTACKER = "Even I'm not thaaat reckless %s.",
			MURDERER = "No! My resistance is much more interesting! Lord Belulargulaaa will taaake your toys away!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You need a lesson in ordinaaance safety %s.",
		},
		JACKD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Hyperion had better be a gaaang that I can convince to kill Lord Belulargula %s.",
			ATTACKER = "You don't haaave to be an evil dictator %s!",
			MURDERER = "No! They're being funded by Lord Belulargulaaa!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "No! Fearmongering never works %s!",
		},
		WILHELM = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I hope Jett doesn't get as aaadicted to bionics as you %s.",
			ATTACKER = "Stop! I know a planet where you can kill plenty of people! Ok they're more like smartbots.",
			MURDERER = "Focus that energy into killing the right people %s!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Wouldn't you rather punch them %s?",
		},
		DONKEYKONG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "%s is here! HE IS HERE!!",
			ATTACKER = "%s is on a rampaaage!",
			MURDERER = "If %s shoots ya, it's gonnaaa hurt!",
            REVIVER = "I should give you a hug %s. If you don't mind getting cytoplaaasm all over you...",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an sperm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "%s's dong cells are expanding!",
		},
		EDISON = 
		{
			GENERIC = "There's aaa lot of bounty for killing Lord Belulargulaaa %s.",
			ATTACKER = "Stop being so aaarogant %s.",
			MURDERER = "I knew it! Lord Belulargulaaa's paying you to kill us!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Leave the burning to Violaaa %s.",
		},
		HATKID = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Pslst hey, can you teaaach me how to be \"laaadylike\"? Maybe Hometaaa will stop bothering me.",
			ATTACKER = "That wasn't laaadylike %s!",
			MURDERER = "But %s, Lord Belulargulaaa wants to eliminate posh people like you!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "I guess she's Hometaaa's definition of laadylike.",
		},
		JENNY = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Are you a member of Automic Paaatrol %s?",
			ATTACKER = "No! You gotta listen to me! Free willed robots like you will be replaaaced with mindless Smaaartbots!",
			MURDERER = "Why I gottaaa get COP-64 to talk some sense into you!",
            REVIVER = "You truly are on the right side %s!",
            GHOST = "%s prograaam remains, she needs a new body.",
            FIRESTARTER = "I thought you police bots liked freezy weapons.",
		},
		WCOBB = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I get \"what are you\" aaa lot but, WHAT ARE YOU!?",
			ATTACKER = "Quit being such a curmudgeon!",
			MURDERER = "He's haaaving too much fun!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s finaaally turned into an ectoplasm cell. It waaas bound to happen any second now.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Don't caaause any more destruction thaaan we need to %s!",
		},
		LYCORIS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "You in the Chromaaa Hunters %s?",
			ATTACKER = "No! I know I'm gross but I'm here to help!",
			MURDERER = "There's aaa fire in her eye!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Remember %s, where there's smoke, they pinch baack.",
		},
		IRISRG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Myxi? Oh no waaait, you're not her.",
			ATTACKER = "I'll haaave Jett talk some sense into you!",
			MURDERER = "Quit being such an emo %s!",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Wouldn't you rather smack things with a baaat atop a hoverboaaard?",
		},
		MADMAX = 
		{
			GENERIC = "You're a bounty hunter? There's a lotaaa dough for bringing the head of Lord Belulargulaaa.",
			ATTACKER = "Of course, every bounty hunter haaas a sour aaatitude!",
			MURDERER = "Where does Lord Belulargulaaa get her money to bribe bounty hunters like you!?",
            REVIVER = "Amaaazing %s! You brought millions of cells baaack to life!",
            GHOST = "%s has turned into an ectoplasm cell!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You should try acid weapons instead %s.",
		},
		PHYSALIS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Whaaat? I didn't know I waaas capable of mitosis.",
			ATTACKER = "No! It's my evil clone thaat the government's gonnaaa replace me with!",
			MURDERER = "I'd never kill someone innocent like thaat!",
            REVIVER = "Sweet other %s, we shall multiply and protect the cosmos! No wait, that sounds tyrannicaaal...",
            GHOST = "Ectoplaaasmized!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Don't burn things %s! We'll cook like an egg!",
		},

		SEWING_TAPE = "It's sticky taaape. Can't fix spacecraaaft.",
		MULTIPLAYER_PORTAL = "Multiplayer!",
        GLOMMER = "He is so sproingzy!",
		GLOMMERFLOWER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Smells pungaaant.",
			DEAD = "It's deaaad aaand now it smells worse!",
		},
        GLOMMERWINGS = "Wings don't work in a vaaacuum.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Glommer jelly, feels icky, yet strangely energizing.",
        BELL = "Ring it to summon a Kokopelli sized beaaast!",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "Did they worship thaaat?",
        	EMPTY = "Well it's been desecraaated.",
    	},
		LIVINGTREE =
		{
			BURNING = "He's screaaaming!",
			BURNT = "Even deaader now.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided.",
			GENERIC = "He might haaave had something to saaay, but I guess he's deaaad now.",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "Yummy red blood cells! I want!",
		WAXWELLJOURNAL = "This book haaad better contain aaall the government's naaasty secrets!",
		JACKWATCH = "...",
		--DIGIJACK = "You're almost as good of a fake Jack as me!",
		SHADOWMAXWELL = "Shaaadow mitosis!",
		WEBBERSKULL = "One deaaad spider.",
		WORMLIGHT = "It's glowing with fluorescent cells.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "I've seen these on Kokopelli before, there's a huuuuge creature underneath. Or is there?",
		    DIRT = "Sand worms!",
		    WORM = "Whoaallalao! It's haaairier than I thought!",
		},
        WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "I've seen these on Kokopelli before, there's a huuuuge creature underneath. Or is there?",
		WARDROBE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I don't reaaally need clothes, but whaaatever makes me more aaaproachable.",
            BURNING = "Thaaat's the end of thaaat then.",
			BURNT = "They must have been reaaally ugly clothes.",
		},
		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "I guess he only haaas back legs when he needs them like me.",
			UNDERGROUND = "Something's tunneling aaabout.",
			ABOVEGROUND = "Alh phleew, he's smaaaller and cuter than I feared.",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "It's full of little rocks.",
		MOLEHAT = "Nice! Now I caaan see aaall the government's spies in disguse, or at least in the dark.",

		EEL = "He's just aaas slimy as me.",
		EEL_COOKED = "That destroyed the toxins in his blood.",
		UNAGI = "Nice! 'O Ke Kaiese cuisine.",
		EYETURRET = "Eeeghll, I don't trust it, they're waaatching me through that eye.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "Well this is how you make a hidden camera obvious.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "I bet the blaaack maaarket would pay good for this.",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "Free treasure! Aaain't that a fun way to top it off!",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "It's maaade from dead cells, eugggllllck...",
		POND_ALGAE = "Very simple life, like me.",
		GREENSTAFF = "The government must use this to destory people's homes so faaast.",
		POTTEDFERN = "Fern in aaa pot.",

        BOOK_BIRDS = "A book on most of this plaaanet's flying orgaaanisms.",
        BOOK_TENTACLES = "You're bound to run into tentaaacles out in spaaace.",
        BOOK_GARDENING = "A book on making plaaant cells multiply fast.",
        BOOK_SLEEP = "I caaan't sleep unless I puddlize.",
        BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "The Tanaaabota system won't end, we'll all just be enslaaaved!",

		THULECITE = "Whaaat is this? Metal maaade from dead cells? Caaan you make a spaceship out of it?",
		ARMORRUINS = "It's not cozy, but it'll keep my nucleus saaafe for sure.",
		RUINS_BAT = "Nice, I wonder if they maaade guns?",
		RUINSHAT = "Well I'm not sure if I'd waaannna be a ruler, look how terrible Lord Belulargulaaa is!",
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
		CALM = "Nothing weird seems to be going on for now.",
		WARN = "Some dark maaatter energy is building up!",
		WAXING = "It's getting reaaally fluxy here!",
		STEADY = "The daaark maaatter has hit peaaak!",
		WANING = "I think it's staaarting to fizzle out.",
		DAWN = "It's finaaally starting to caaalm down!",
		NOMAGIC = "There isn't aaany daaark matter here.",
		},
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "That robot's maaangled beyond belief!",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "Get out of his waaay!",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "He's covered in shaaadowplasm!",
		MINOTAUR = "I don't think he waaants us to be here!",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "They're aaall over the plaaace!",
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "There's daaark maaatter erupting out of there!",
		GREENGEM = "Nice one.",
		RELIC = "Whaaat was this used for?",
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "It's just smaaashed now.",
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "This seems mighty haaandy.",
		ORANGESTAFF = "Ipsum instaaantaaarium!",
		YELLOWAMULET = "It's some kind of aaartifical fluorescent cell.",
		GREENAMULET = "We could aaall use a little less.",
		SLURPERPELT = "He's still just a lump of hair.",	

		SLURPER = "I think he wants to suck out my protiens!",
		SLURPER_PELT = "He's still just a lump of hair.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "I don't get how this maaakes me deplete protiens slower.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "I guess I won't even need to strech my psuedopods to graaab stuff now.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "These aaaren't reaaal stars we're conjuring aaare they?",
		YELLOWGEM = "Yaaa alwaaays gotta have loot if you waaannaaa convince bandits to help you.",
		ORANGEGEM = "So gleaaamy.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "It's reaaady to go.",
			GEMS = "It needs more purple gems.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Looks reaaady.",
			GEMS = "It needs a gem.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "Is this even a real staaar?",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "I'll leaaarn your maaagic, I'll know all the governments moves.",

		LUCY = "This aaaxe has an AI?",


		BALLOONS_EMPTY = "I don't haaave lungs, So I don't think I could blow them up.",

		BALLOON = "Whose birthdaaay is it?",


		ABIGAIL_FLOWER = 
		{ 
			GENERIC ="It looks like that red nebula.",
			LONG = "Is this a red lycoris?",
			MEDIUM = "It's staarting to bloom?",
			SOON = "This is no ordinary blooming flower.",
			HAUNTED_POCKET = "It's coated in ectoplasm!",
			HAUNTED_GROUND = "How is it floaaating?",

		},

        LIGHTER = "I wouldn't waaant to smoke too much.",
	
        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "They're hiding secrets to control everyone's minds! Teaach me so I can warn everyone!",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Thaaat looks like it waaas mighty important.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "Thaaat's no ordinary statue!",

        LICHEN = "Sweet little algae and cyanobacteiria living in haaarmony.",
		CUTLICHEN = "Time to phagyocytosis them.",

		CAVE_BANANA = "Their cells are aaall so similaaar.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Anything mushy is easy for me to break down.",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "But I thought plaaant cells needed sunlight.",
		ROCKY = "He looks like aaa screw up of a doctor.",
		
		COMPASS =
		{
			GENERIC="I can't get a reaaading.",
			N = "North",
			S = "South",
			E = "Eaaast",
			W = "West",
			NE = "Northeaaast",
			SE = "Southeaaast",
			NW = "Northwest",
			SW = "Southwest",
		},

		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
		CALM = "Nothing weird seems to be going on for now.",
		WARN = "Some dark maaatter energy is building up!",
		WAXING = "It's getting reaaally fluxy here!",
		STEADY = "The daaark maaatter has hit peaaak!",
		WANING = "I think it's staaarting to fizzle out.",
		DAWN = "It's finaaally starting to caaalm down!",
		NOMAGIC = "There isn't aaany daaark matter here.",
		},

		HOUNDSTOOTH="One shaaarp beast tooth.",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="The previous owner waaas a little more solid than me.",
		BAT="They're flaaapping everywhere!",
		BATBAT = "Now I can maaaster the aaart of being a parasite.",
		BATWING="Doesn't look like they got much meaat.",
		BATWING_COOKED="They must be good when they're heaaavily sauced.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="Heh, the fuzz tickles my membraaane.",
		BUNNYMAN="Don't mess with the hoppo.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="Fluoresence at work.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="Fluoresence at work.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="Fluoresence at work.",
		GUANO="It's a reaal reflection of their diet.",
		LANTERN="Life in the mines.",
		LIGHTBULB="The Fluorescent cells haaaven't died just yet.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="A stub of fluff.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL = {
            GENERIC = "It's like those shrooms on Gyermek.",
            BLOOM = "It got stinky!",
        },
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM = {
            GENERIC = "I guess these ones caan survive in an aaatmosphere.",
            BLOOM = "Putting its reproductive cells to work.",
        },
		MUSHTREE_SMALL = {
            GENERIC = "Can you bounce on them?",
            BLOOM = "It's releasing spores.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "The spiders have vandaaalized that one.",
        SPORE_TALL = "A reproductive cell is afloat.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "I probably shouldn't absorb these.",
        SPORE_SMALL = "It's a floating cell.",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "They're glowy.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "Strange reddy glow too, what's thaaat for?",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "It's mushroom pollen.",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "What kind of loonylaaand have I slipped into?",
			BURNT = "Well thaaat's gonna equal one unhaaappy bunny.",
		},
		SLURTLE="He looks grumpy.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="His protective membraaane broke.",
		SLURTLEHAT="An extra hard membraaane for me.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="Looks cozy inside, but I wouldn't want them to eaaat me.",
		SLURTLESLIME="I shouldn't aaabsorb this, it's got nitro glycerin!",
		SNURTLE="He looks really angry.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="This spider is a cowaaard!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="Keep it in your mouth freaaak!",
		SPIDERHOLE="A spidery estaaablishment.",
		STALAGMITE="A jab of the plaaanet's crust.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="A jab of the plaaanet's crust.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="A jab of the plaaanet's crust.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="A jab of the plaaanet's crust.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks...",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Does the caaarpet match the draaapes?",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "For playing giaaant chess.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Dirty dirt.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Darker graaass.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Graaass.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Whose swaaamp is this?",
		TURF_ROAD = "We don't need roads.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Rockiest turf.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "Dry graaass.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Cabin floor.",

		TURF_CAVE="Naaasty!",
		TURF_FUNGUS="It's covered in fungal amoebas.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="Ugh.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="Deep rock.",
		TURF_MUD="Dum!",

		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "Leaaafy.",
		TURD_SANDY = "All over Kokopelli.",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "Kokopelli turf.",

		POWCAKE = "These are an anomaaaly.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="Looks hollow, something must be below.",
            OPEN = "Let's explore the plaaanet's bowels.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "Baaack to the crust.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "Thaaat song's hypnotic!",
		BOOMERANG = "The quickest-ish boomeraaang.",
		PIGGUARD = "Belulargulaaa's royaaal guaaards! Don't let them live!",
		ABIGAIL = "Wendy's ectoplaaasmic sister.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Thaaat must be the portal to their baaase of operaaations! Storm it!",
		AMULET = "Does it protect you from mind control waaaves?",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "A beaaast trodden this waaay.",
		ARMORGRASS = "My cell waaall.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "I feel like a Shuckle.",
		ARMORWOOD = "Wood can't block mind control waaaves!",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "Ewwwlwlwlwlw! Shadowplaaasm is gross! But it'll keep my cytoplasm saaafe.",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "A hero will rise from the aaashes, or in my caaase, petri dish.",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "It burned upon entering the aaatmosphere!",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "He must haaave stared at monitors aaall day.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "This waaas once some thing before it got burned...",
		},
		AXE = "The overburden lumberjaaack will surely go insaaane.",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Awwlwlwlwlwlwlw!",
			SLEEPING = "Shllllshh!",
		},
		BACKPACK = "I wonder if I should just get a partner aaand do aaall the work from his backpaaack.",
		BACONEGGS = "Fried egg and fat cells. Goooody!",
		BANDAGE = "Screw the papyrus, I'll just taaake the honey.",
		BASALT = "There isn't aaany waaaay I could get thaaat out of my waaay.",
		BATBAT = "Now I can maaaster the aaart of being a parasite.",
		BEARDHAIR = "Straaands of dead cells.",
		BEARGER = "Thaaat oaf's gonnaaa crush and eat us aaaall!",
		BEARGERVEST = "Why I could just liquefy inside it for months!",
		ICEPACK = "It's a fridge on your baaack.",
		FURTUFT = "He sheds more than the critters on Scelrisque!", 
		BEARGER_FUR = "Now I wonder whaaat it'd be like to have hair.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "Matildaaa.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "He maaay be mindless, but he's not controlled remotely.",
			HELD = "Keep thaaat venom to yourself!",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "Sugaaars! Gimmie!",
			GENERIC = "Make me sugaaars bees!",
			NOHONEY = "There's no honey.",
			SOMEHONEY = "Greaaat, they're doing their job.",
			BURNT = "My mill of pure sugaaar! It's gone!",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "Join my resistaaance, aaand you'll never feel like just some animaaal on a faaarm again!",
			GENERIC = "Docile, like the citizens of Anyaaa.",
			NAKED = "All his deaad cells were scraped off. I think he wants them baaack.",
			SLEEPING = "They must consume a lottaaa oxygen.",
            --Domesticated states:
            DOMESTICATED = "Yes! He's got my loyaaalty.",
            ORNERY = "Our muscle force in defeaaating Lord Belulargulaaa.",
            RIDER = "He loves to caaarry things atop his back.",
            PUDGY = "The faaat cells are plentiful in this one.",
		},
        SADDLE_BASIC = "Saddle up paaard.",
        SADDLE_RACE = "I took a lottaaa butterfly wings to maaake this!",
        SADDLE_WAR = "To waaar we go! We've got an evilish empire to smite!",
        WHIP = "You can whip me, but I won't listen! EVER!!",
        SALTLICK = "Saaalty saaalty block.",
        FLOWER_WITHERED = "It's wilted...",
		BEEFALOHAT = "Is this what being a maaammaaal feels like?",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "There's predigested graaass in it.",
		BEEHAT = "This'll stop them from poking holes in my membraaane.",
		BEEHIVE = "I waaant the sugaaars! Why did they hire sugaaar guards?",
		BEEMINE = "Now this is practicaaal.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Aaaren't you the dick, Maaaxwell.",
		BERRIES = "Sweet little berries!",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "These'll be easier for me to aaabsorb.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "It's hunrgy for pre eaaaten food.",
			WITHERED = "They aaall dried out.",
			GENERIC = "Sweet little berries!",
			PICKED = "Surly they'll regeneraaate.",
			DISEASED = "Stupid microbes!",
			DISEASING = "Microbes aaare making a meal out of it!",
			BURNING = "Thaaat reaaally sucks!",
		},
		BIGFOOT = "Thaaat's bigger than aaany beaaast on Kokopelli!",
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "You caaan't caaage me!",
			OCCUPIED = "My giant cell faaactory.",
			SLEEPING = "Snoring tweeter.",
			HUNGRY = "She needs to eaaat.",
			STARVING = "Feed her! We're not trying to torture her!",
			DEAD = "Must've done herself in.",
			SKELETON = "Yeesh, she must haaave been in there long.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "I won't faaall for aaany traap!",
		BIRD_EGG = "It's a giaaant cell!",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "I'll probaaably look like this if I get cooked...",
		BISHOP = "Sentry bots! Heed my waaarning! You'll be replaced with smaaartbots!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Incindiary rounds.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "It must be a reaaally boring dart.",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "This'll be the closest-ish I'll get to a gun out here.",
		BLUEAMULET = "Yeleleleleeeee! I haaate cold stuff!",
		BLUEGEM = "It's blue, like well, me.",
		BLUEPRINT = "It's scientific!",
		BLUE_CAP = "Who're yaaa caaalling pinheaad?",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Shroomy cuisine.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Mushrooms are aaabout!",
			INGROUND = "There's a fungaaal amoeba stuck there.",
			PICKED = "It should grow baaack eventuaaally.",
		},
		BOARDS = "Flaaatty trees.",
		BOAT = "Is thaaat how I got here?",
		BONESHARD = "I wonder whaaat it feels like to haaave bones.",
		BONESTEW = "Much better thaaan vichyssoise.",
		BUGNET = "It's a net, thaaat I just found.",
		BUSHHAT = "I guess I might be a wee too big to pretend I'm a raaaindrop.",
		BUTTER = "It's raaather faaatty.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "They may look pretty, but I caaan tell they're up to no good!",
			HELD = "Gotchaaaa!",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Be digest foulish butterflies!",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "They only look pretty to fool you!",
		BUZZARD = "Stop circling me! I'm not made of meaaat!",
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A plaaant with prickles.",
			PICKED = "Caaan't say I waaas expecting aaacupuncture.",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "Looks slimy, like me.",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "It's a giaaant prickly plaaant cell.",
		CACTUSFLOWER = "The pollen spaaawner.",

		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "The cold fire's gonnaaa go out!",
			GENERIC = "It's fire, but it's cold?",
			HIGH = "Gaalallack! I'll solidify!",
			LOW = "Well, I guess I shouldn't get too melty.",
			NORMAL = "Yleesh! I don't waaannaaa freeze!",
			OUT = "Well, thaaat's over.",
		},
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "The fire's gonnaaa go out!",
			GENERIC = "C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G song!",
			HIGH = "Bit much! I'll cook!",
			LOW = "The fire demaaands more to consume.",
			NORMAL = "Keep me liquified deaaar fire.",
			OUT = "Darn.",
		},
		CANE = "If I slip with this aaaround, will you stop bugging me about being unlaaadylike Hometaaa?",
		CATCOON = "You don't own me, caaat!",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I'll take a pet that doesn't waaant to control me!",
			EMPTY = "Who's gurgling now kitty?",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "I hope the kitty caaan't control my nucleus if I weaar him.",
		COONTAIL = "HA! You caaan't control people when you're deaaad!",
		CARROT = "Big root thlingy.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "Turned to roaaasted mush.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "Whaaat's that plaaant?",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "It's caaarrot seeds.",
		CAVE_FERN = "Little underground plaaant.",
		CHARCOAL = "I guess this is whaaat fire does to ya, if you're maaade of wood.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "Poor helpless robot! They scraaapped him to make way for those heinous smaaartbots!",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Poor helpless robot! They scraaapped him to make way for those heinous smaaartbots!",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Poor helpless robot! They scraaapped him to make way for those heinous smaaartbots!",
		CHESTER = "Quit dribbling salivaaa everywhere! They'll find us!",
		CHESTER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Quit dribbling salivaaa everywhere! They'll find us!",
			SHADOW = "He's contaninaaated with shadowplaaasm.",
			SNOW = "I wouldn't waaant him to lick me.",
		},
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is it chester or the government who sees me through this?",
			SHADOW = "Creepier.",
			SNOW = "Cold.",
			WAITING = "The eye won't open, I hope this meaaans they decided to leave as alone for once.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Knock out plaaant.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "This'll be eaaasier on my enzymes.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It still looks kindaaa gooky.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "I'm a flesh eaaating amoebaaa.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "Cooking it up.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "It's aaalmost done!",
			DONE = "Ready to aaabsorb!",
			EMPTY = "At least the food I make won't be laced with aaanit-depressants.",
			BURNT = "Well, I cooked it a wee too much.",
		},
		CORN = "Cobbed seeds.",
		CORN_COOKED = "At leaaast the husks won't get stuck in my teeth.",
		CORN_SEEDS = "It's corn seeds.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "Thaaat's not a crow, it's a spy robot!",
			HELD = "Well, he feels naturaaal to me.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "How does haaaving a cell waaall feel?",
		CUTREEDS = "It looks like vienaaa saaausages.",
		CUTSTONE = "Rock bricks.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "This will saaanitize me!",
		DEERCLOPS = "Wubleeek! He's going to turn me into aaa popsicle!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Whleeew, he can only staaare at me now.",
		EYEBRELLA =	"His eye membraaane is reaaally waaaterproof.",
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"His eye membraaane is reaaally waaaterproof.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's probaaably a tuft of grass.",
		},
		DEVTOOL = "It smells of baaacon!",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I'm not strong enough to wield it.",
		DIRTPILE = "Whaaat's that little mound of dirt?",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "These pulses must be mind control!",
			GENERIC = "Radio! It haaad better not be spewing propagandaaa...",
			HOT = "Whaaaat is it? I'll find it before it hurts aaanyone else!",
			WARM = "Did they just get louder?",
			WARMER = "Waaait, I think it's trying to show me something.",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Whaaat does this do?",
			READY = "I think I need some kind of key.",
			UNLOCKED = "It's aaall set, whaaat will happen now?",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "Whaaat experiment aare they subjecting me to now?",
		DRAGONFLY = "It looks mighty pissed!",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "Could we use this as heaaat shielding for spaaacecraft?",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "A fireproof chest for haaard earned loot.",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "A fireproof membraaane!",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "Hot gooey laaavaaa!",
			COOL = "It cooled into a muddy puddle.",
		},
                LAVAE = "A laaavaa slime!",
		LAVAE_PET = 
		{
			STARVING = "He's starving!",
			HUNGRY = "He's hungry, whaaat does he absorb?",
			CONTENT = "He taaakes time to get used to.",
			GENERIC = "Don't cook me y'heaaar?",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's hard to believe thaat this is a cell.",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "It's too cold!",
			COMFY = "Something's trying to wriggle out!",
		},
		LAVAE_TOOTH = "He likes this toothy thing.",
                LAVA_POND = "Lavaaa!",
                LAVA_POND_ROCK = "It's a rock.",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "Must be locaaal fruit.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Why is the inside white?",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "It's draaagon fruit seeds.",
		DRAGONPIE = "I like pie!",
		DRUMSTICK = "Why do they caall them drumsticks?",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Looks greaaasy now.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I should plaaant this.",
		DUG_GRASS = "I should plaaant this.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "I should plaaant this.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "I should plaaant this.",
		DURIAN = "Smells aaawful!",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "Eulllughhh, I'd vomit if I could...",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "It's duraaain seeds.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "They don't reaaally feel warm.",
		EGGPLANT = "It taaastes purple.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Why is it even caaaled an eggplant?",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "It's eggplant seeds.",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "Nololololo!",
			BURNT = "We'll maaake this plaaanet look like Anyaaa if this keeps up.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided.",
			POISON = "Whaaat's the meaaaning of this!?",
			GENERIC = "At least they maaake this planet look beaaautiful.",
		},
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I don't think my enzymes caaan break down this spiky shell.",
		    PLANTED = "Baaaby tree.",
		},
        ACORN_SAPLING = "Baaaby tree.",
		ACORN_COOKED = "Looks like I caaan absorb it now.",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "They're aaafter me!",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "It's on fire!",
			BURNT = "We shouldn't ruin this plaaanet.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided.",
			GENERIC = "The trees aaare nice on this plaaanet.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "Thaaat's not good!",
			BURNT = "How will we replaaant them now?",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided.",
			GENERIC = "They look sad, but they probaaably don't know the haaalf of it.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "They've got eyes everywhere...",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Let's force plaaants to grow!",
			GROWING = "Grow faaaster!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "Needs predigested waaaste.",
			BURNT = "Eeeeeghllll! Why do baaad things haaappen to good people?",
		},
		FEATHERHAT = "So this is whaaat if feels like to haave feaaathers.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A blaaack floof.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "CHEAT NOWYOUCANFLYHIGHINTHESKY.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "White birdie fuzz.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "I don't think she waaants to be an evil dictator...",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "I think they're trying to leaaad me into a traap!",
			HELD = "Ya caaan't fool me with your lights!",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "Hellspaaawn hounds!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "The fire's gonnaaa go out!",
			GENERIC = "C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G song!",
			HIGH = "Bit much! I'll cook!",
			LOW = "The fire demaaands more to consume.",
			NORMAL = "Keep me liquified deaaar fire.",
			OUT = "Let's staaart a cookout.",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "The cold fire's gonnaaa go out!",
			GENERIC = "It's fire, but it's cold?",
			HIGH = "Gaalallack! I'll solidify!",
			LOW = "Well, I guess I shouldn't get too melty.",
			NORMAL = "Yleesh! I don't waaannaaa freeze!",
			OUT = "I suppose I wouldn't waaant to get too hot, but...",
		},
	FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "Don't throw one aaat me!",
			OFF = "It's turned off for now.",
			LOWFUEL = "It needs more fuel.",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "Caaaputus crepitus!",
		FISH = "He might swim in me a little if I aaabsorb him.",
		FISHINGROD = "It taaakes paaaitence.",
		FISHSTICKS = "Hometaaa's average lunch.",
		FISHTACOS = "Ahhaaaa! Ole!",
		FISH_COOKED = "Grilled fish.",
		FLINT = "Pointy little rock.",
		--FLOWER = "Pretty.",
		FLOWER = 
		{
            GENERIC = "Flowers brighten aaaany dour mood.",
            ROSE = "It's aaall coming roses!",
        },
		FLOWERHAT = "At leaaast I'm more approachaaable.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "These must be Lord Belulargulaa's flowers!",
		FOLIAGE = "Plaaanty stuff.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "I could plaaay sports, but I'd probaaably just stretch and cheat.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "You're deaaad!",
			GENERIC = "I'll show you slimy yaaa toaaad!",
			SLEEPING = "Sleep forever.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Saaandvich!",
		FROGLEGS = "Still got some jump in them.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Oooh, I'd like to try aaabsorbing these.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "Fruity!",
		GEARS = "I'm a member of the Geaaar Buccaaaneers!",
		GHOST = "An ectoplaaasm cell!",
		GOLDENAXE = "Axes caaan be posh too.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "But gold isn't as hard is it?",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "Even mobsters get to be posh too.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "Lord Belulargulaa doesn't deserve a shaaallow graaave.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "I'll make being rich legaaal agaaain!",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "Needs alreaaady eaten stuffs.",
			BURNING = "Waaaste of resources!",
			WITHERED = "It's too hot for the graaass to grow.",
			GENERIC = "Wild graaass.",
			PICKED = "Picked awaaay.",
			DISEASED = "Leaaave him alone microbes! Or I'll eat you!",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "It's an extraaa life!",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Cooked extraaa life.",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Mushrooms are aaabout!",
			INGROUND = "There's a fungaaal amoeba stuck there.",
			PICKED = "It should grow baaack eventuaaally.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "We're gonnaaa need a whole lot if we're gonna blow up Lord Belulargulaa's citadel.",
		HAMBAT = "Ha! This is so hilaaaarious!",
		HAMMER = "And I'm the sickle cell!",
		HEALINGSALVE = "I suppose I could aaabsorb it.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "Eeeeeeghlll! I'll freeze!",
			COLD = "It's a wee cold.",
			GENERIC = "I think it aaabsorbs heat.",
			HOT = "Hot! My cytoplaaasm is cooking!",
			WARM = "Waaarm and plenty.",
		},
		HOME = "Someone must live here.",
	HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Sign sign, everywhere a sign!",
			BURNT = "I guess it was suppossed to saaay \"Fire Hazard\".",
		},
		HOMESIGN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Sign sign, everywhere a sign!",
            UNWRITTEN = "It's blaaank.",
			BURNT = "I guess it was suppossed to saaay \"Fire Hazard\".",
		},
		ARROWSIGN_POST =
		{
			GENERIC = "Which waaay?",
            UNWRITTEN = "It's blaaank.",
			BURNT = "I guess it was suppossed to saaay \"Fire Hazard\".",
		},
		ARROWSIGN_PANEL =
		{
			GENERIC = "Which waaay?",
            UNWRITTEN = "It's blaaank.",
			BURNT = "I guess it was suppossed to saaay \"Fire Hazard\".",
		},
		HONEY = "Sugaaars! I love sugaaar!",
		HONEYCOMB = "Empty honeycombs.",
		HONEYHAM = "Meat and sugaaar! I like!",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "The best a flesh eaaating amoebaaa can get.",
		HORN = "I wonder if I could slip into that drinking horn.",
		HOUND = "They're the baaaad kind of doggos!",
		HOUNDBONE = "I wonder what it feels like to have bones, do they breaaak easily?",
		HOUNDMOUND = "That doesn't look saaafe...",
		ICEHAT = "Well, just for the summer ok?",
		ICEBOX = "Did I accidentiaaally step on the button that launches the fridges?",
		ICEHOUND = "Yaaaaaaarghlllll!! It's my worst nightmare!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "It's a symbol of a secrety society, UP TO NO GOOD!",
			INACTIVE = "Whaaaat does it aaall mean? Are they trying to censor faaacts?",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "I'm jelly eaaating jelly!",
		KABOBS = "I'd love me some meaaat and mushroom skewers.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Aaangry revolting bees!",
			HELD = "Don't buzz around in my cytoplaaasm!",
		},
		KNIGHT = "Don't hurt me robot! A terrible faaate is about to befaaall you aaall!",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "He's loaaaded with meaaat!",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "Get him!",
		KRAMPUS = "Stop! I know someone faaar naughtier!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "He must be such the hoaaarder.",
		LEIF = "I knew it! I knew the trees were aaalwaaays waaatching us!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "I knew it! I knew the trees were aaalwaaays waaatching us!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "Muhalll hahlla ahahlllla!",
			GENERIC = "They didn't use lightning to create me.",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Blllaa. Bluh. Blaaaaa! Screw it, my voice is too blubbly...",
			CHARGED = "His braaain cells aaare fraaazzled!",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "...",
		GOATMILK = "I caaan make electricity too.",
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "He's a little snowmad!",
		LIVINGLOG = "Daaamn, I thought I waaas unsettling.",
		LOCKEDWES = "I think I should just leaaave him be.",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "No!",
			GENERIC = "It's lumberaaage.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "I'm not faaalling for aaany traps!",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "He went doraaamnt.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "I don't think he waaants to be an evil dictator...",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "Finaaally, he shuts up.",
			GENERIC = "What plaaant is that?",
			PICKED = "Stop whining!",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "Witch's brew.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Knock out plaaant.",
		MARBLE = "It's the maaarble zone.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "The pillaaars of society are in graaave danger!",
		MARBLETREE = "Maybe if I raaam into it enough times, Demopaaan will do it for me.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Wloah!",
			GENERIC = "A spiky little bush.",
			PICKED = "Owie...",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "Little plaaant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning spikes!",
			BURNT = "Blaaackend and spiky.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided!",
			GENERIC = "I guess it doesn't like being touched.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "Your reign of terror won't laaaast forever!",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "Big deaaal, I could be just a heaaad too!",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "Whaaat is this place?",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "That bothers me.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "From atop the throne sits the evil dictator...",
		MEAT = "I'm reaaady to be a flesh eating amoebaaa.",
		MEATBALLS = "Muh, now I know how meatbaaall feels.",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "Jerky time!",
			DRYING = "It'll taaake a while.",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "Thaaat won't help it dry!",
			GENERIC = "Let's dry meaaat.",
			BURNT = "Uhhh, too dry.",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "It's harder to digest now...but it'll laaast longer.",
		MERM = "Is he from 'O Ke Kai?",
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Ewwwughlll, that smells!",
			BURNT = "Bwaaaaalll! Smells reaaally raaancid now!",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Does aaanyone actuaaally live there?",
			BURNT = "Daaamn.",
		},
		MINERHAT = "Seeing how I'm not fluorescent, I'll need this.",
		MONKEY = "His dong is expaaanding!",
		MONKEYBARREL = "It doesn't saaay DK on it.",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "Doesn't maaake it more tempting to aaabsorb.",
		FLOWERSALAD = "I'm reaaady to devour lots of plaaant cells.",
        ICECREAM = "Well ok, maaaybe some cold things are good!",
        WATERMELONICLE = "Sweet! But I shouldn't eaaat too many or I'll freeze.",
        TRAILMIX = "Hiker food.",
        HOTCHILI = "Spices maaake me feel extra blubbly.",
        GUACAMOLE = "I'll be sure not to waaaste aaall my money on it.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "Blech! Not even an amoebaaa like me waaants to eat it!",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "It's a little less naaasty?",
		MOOSE = "The faunaaa of this plaaanet is out of haaand!",
		MOOSEEGG = "Thaaat's the biggest egg cell I've ever seen!",
		MOSSLING = "They're somewhaaat cute, no I take that baaack, they're aaawful!",
		FEATHERFAN = "Wind shouldn't freeze me.",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "Fluffs.",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "Well it won't work in a vaaacuum, so let's haaave some fun while we can.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Don't suck my cytoplaaasm, it isn't blood!",
			HELD = "Ihh?",
		},
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "I've got the proof!",
			GENERIC = "Ya caaan't bury people aaand pretend they never existed.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "Let's burn aaall the shadowplaaasm so no one haaas to deal with it.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Gross! Even shaaadowplasm is disgusting to a blorb like me.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "Weaponized shadowplaaasm, this feels reaaaly globbed up.",
		NIGHTSTICK = "Brlll! Brrlll! Boosh!.",
		NITRE = "It's a yellowy crystal.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I don't really know if I'll be good at this...",
		PANDORASCHEST = "On the borderlaaands.",
		PANFLUTE = "Maybe if I expel air from my vaaalcoules, I can play it.",
		PAPYRUS = "Nlyeh heh hleh!",
		PENGUIN = "I can waaadle too.",
		PERD = "I'll caaatch you!",
		PEROGIES = "A good meaaal.",
		PETALS = "Little colorful plaaant cells.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "Icky petaaals.",
		PHLEGM = "I may be made of goo, but this goo is gross!",
		PICKAXE = "I don't really have muscles, but I'll do whaat I caan.",
		PIGGYBACK = "Gluh huh!",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Yeah, I'd love to see Lord Belulargulaaa's head on a stick.",
			BURNT = "Oooh, we should burn her aaat the staake too!",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "There's a piggy in there.",
			GENERIC = "An Orwelliaaan house.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "He waaants privacy. But the government won't let him haaave it.",
			BURNT = "Serves them right.",
		},
		PIGKING = "Are you!? Oh phlew, you're not Lord Belulaaargulaaa...",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "Suck it!",
			FOLLOWER = "I'll free you from your smeaaared imaaage if you help me!",
			GENERIC = "He looks like Lord Belulargulaaa! But I'm sure he means well... I think.",
			GUARD = "Lord Belulargulaaa's royaaal guards!",
			WEREPIG = "He's triggered!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "I'd be GLAAAAD to tear Lord Belulargulaaa's membraaane off!",
		PIGTENT = "Smells like baaacon.",
		PIGTORCH = "I don't trust aaanything piggy like Lord Belulargulaaa.",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "It's full of seeds.",
		    PLANTED = "Baaaby tree.",
		},
        PINECONE_SAPLING = "Baaaby tree.",
        LUMPY_SAPLING = "Baaaby spruce.",
		PITCHFORK = "Who's reaaady to start a mob agaaainst our tyrannicaaal leaders!?",
		PLANTMEAT = "It's meat, but it's maaade of plaaant cells.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I guess I'd better get to aaabsorbing it.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "Leaaafy!",
			GROWING = "Grow faaaster!",
			READY = "Ready to haaarvest.",
			WITHERED = "It caaan't grow in this heaaat!",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "Is this a fruit grenaaade?",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "The seeds look like little cells.",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "It's pomegranate seeds.",
		POND = "Fishies are swimming aaabout.",
		POOP = "It's food that digestive enzymes snaaacked upon.",
		PUMPKIN = "It gourdgeous! See, I caaan maake laaame puns too!",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Sweet!",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "It is pie!",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "How very spooky... In a fun waaay.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "It's pumpkin seeds.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "It's reeking of shadowplaaasm.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Great purple luster.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Wook at him prance aaabout.",
			BEARDLING = "Huh!?",
			HELD = "Fidgety!",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I don't think slipping down that hole would be a good idea...",
			SPRING = "Why did they plug it?",
		},
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "It meaaasures cloudiness.",
			BURNT = "So there's fire raaain now?",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "But I'm mostly maaade of water anywaaays.",
		RAINHAT = "Well, I guess getting my membraaane slippery does get aaannoying...",
		RATATOUILLE = "Fried plaaant cells.",
		RAZOR = "But I don't haaave deaaad cells to scraape off.",
		REDGEM = "It's a priceless ruby.",
		RED_CAP = "Did they make me huge using these?",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "Saute mushroom.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Mushrooms are aaabout!",
			INGROUND = "There's a fungaaal amoeba stuck there.",
			PICKED = "It should grow baaack eventuaaally.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "They're roaaasting the weeniees!",
			GENERIC = "The viennaaa sausaaages of the swaaamp.",
			PICKED = "Picked.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Whaat waaas this used for?",
            BROKEN = "I guess I caaan't really sell if it it's busted.",
        },
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "Can I fix this somehow?",
        RUBBLE = "Just bits and pieces of rock.",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "I waaas maaade in a lab!",
			BURNT = "I guess we need to study combustion more...",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I may have no brain, but I still wannaaa be smarter!",
			BURNT = "I guess it won't be teaaching me anything now.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I must learn this maaagic, and use to leaaarn the government's horrible secrets!",
			BURNT = "Thaaat waaas reaaally useful!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "This isn't science!",
			BURNT = "And now it's just toaaasted...",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "So this is my emergency mitosis?",
			BURNT = "I don't think it'll work now...",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "What is this stone for?",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Even the birds won't be free!",
			HELD = "Stop fidgeting!",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "I kinda wish I had feaaathers, so I wouldn't freeze so easily...",
			HELD = "Stop maaaking me wibble!",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "I don't think it waaants to be an evil dictator...",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Why does every game have to have lavaaa in it?",
			OUT = "Looks fragile.",
			LOW = "The lava's crusting over.",
			NORMAL = "Like a campfire.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I haaate being turned into ice!",
			MELTED = "It's a puddle, like me, sometimes.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "It's a puddle, like me, sometimes.",
		ICE = "Well I suppose I gotta stay cool in the heat somehow.",
		ROCK = "A rock of the plaaanet's crust.",
		ROCKS = "I bet if I let them wiggle in my cytoplaaasm for a bit, they'd be reaaally polished.",
        ROOK = "Why don't you traaample over Lord Belulargulaaa's smaaartbots instead!?",
		ROPE = "I caaan't hang myself, I haaave no lungs.",
		ROTTENEGG = "The egg cell is being snaaacked on by amoebaaas much smaaaller than me!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "It's a symbol of evil secrecy!",
			INACTIVE = "The hell!?",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Thaaat caaan't be good!",
			WITHERED = "It's faaar too hot for him to grow.",
			GENERIC = "Sticks to pick.",
			PICKED = "They'll grow back soon enough.",
			DISEASED = "Microbes are eaaating him!",
			DISEASING = "He's infected!",
		},
		SEEDS = "They're tiny dormaaant cells.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "They're deaaad now.",
		SEWING_KIT = "What to sew?",
		SHOVEL = "The tool of aaa knight!",
		SILK = "Hometaaa loves stuff maaade from silk!",
		SKELETON = "Having bones must be so aaanoying.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "Thaaat caaan't be me, I'm boneless!",
		SKULLCHEST = "Creepy.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's a baaaby!",
			HUNGRY = "He's hungry.",
			STARVING = "He's pissed!",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "It's got glycogen!",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Little jerky.",
		SPAT = "You caaan't fight goo with goo!",
		SPEAR = "To aaarms!",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "GOOD!",
			GENERIC = "These bugs won't stop me!",
			SLEEPING = "Be quiet.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "Looks like we got pest wildlife to deaaal with.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "It's their egg cells.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Icky venomous guts.",
		SPIDERHAT = "Be free spiders! Be free!",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "I knew they were just taaaking orders from an evil dictaaator!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "GOOD!",
			GENERIC = "A higher rank!",
			SLEEPING = "Shhhllll!",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Awwlwlwlwlww, the tiny amoebas aaate it before I could.",
		STATUEHARP = "Where did his heaaad go?",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "You aaacursed megaaalomaaaniac!",
		STEELWOOL = "Time to cleaaan the kitchen sink.",
		STINGER = "Shaaarp.",
		STRAWHAT = "It kindaaa suits me.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "It'll look better inside me.",
		SUNKBOAT = "It's no use to me out there!",
		SWEATERVEST = "Is this enough claaass for you Hometaaa?",
		REFLECTIVEVEST = "Keep Tanaaabotaaa Major's raaays off me.",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "Maaahalo!",
		TAFFY = "I love sugaaary foods!",
		TALLBIRD = "I don't think I caaan stretch thaaat taaall!",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "Will it hatch?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Better cooked.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Brrrrlll!",
			GENERIC = "It's haaatching.",
			HOT = "Too hot.",
			LONG = "Must waaaait...",
			SHORT = "Aaany second.",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "Giant cell in a nest.",
			PICKED = "Whose nest is this?",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "This is when they get rebellious, even to leaaaders of rebellions like me.",
			HUNGRY = "Hungry aaagain...",
			STARVING = "It wants me deaaad!",
		},
		TELEBASE =
		{
			VALID = "It's reaaady to go.",
			GEMS = "It needs more purple gems.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Looks reaaady.",
			GEMS = "It needs a gem.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I wannaaa get off this planet!",
			GENERIC = "What's this mechanism?",
			LOCKED = "It's freaaakin' locked!?",
			PARTIAL = "It still missing paaarts?",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "Who knows that this box does.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "A craaank for something.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Whaaat even is this doodaaad?",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "Whaaat gaaadget is this?",
		TELESTAFF = "Ipsum instaaantaaarium maaaximus!",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Looks like a cozy plaaace to puddlize.",
			BURNT = "Caaan't sleep in it now.",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A siestaaa should stop me from cooking.",
			BURNT = "Not as praaacitcal anymore.",
		},
		TENTACLE = "If you go onto aaalien worlds, you're bound to run into tentaaacles.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "I know where this is going...",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "Spotty tentaaacle membraaane.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "So is this paaart of a big creaaature in the planet's core?",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Ylipe!",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "So is this paaart of a big creaaature in the planet's core?",
		TOPHAT = "With this on, I'm hoping Hometaaa will finaaally stop caaalling me unlaaadylike.",
		TORCH = "The torch of revolution!",
		TRANSISTOR = "Well at leaaast it's not smaaartpunk tech.",
		TRAP = "I won't faaall for it!",
		TRAP_TEETH = "It'll just as baaad as being bite by the creaaature itself!",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Careful!",
		TREASURECHEST = "Let's store our waaares.",
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "It's a traaap!",
		TREECLUMP = "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere.",
		TRINKET_1 = "They got melted together somehow.",
		TRINKET_10 = "But I don't even need to chew my food.",
		TRINKET_11 = "It's only a toy, but the'll replaaace him with a smartphone aaaapp!",
		TRINKET_12 = "I'm used to seeing tentaaacles at this point.",
		TRINKET_13 = "She sure looks haaappy.",
		TRINKET_2 = "I'd plaaay it, but it's probably sound like I'm blowing blubbles.",
		TRINKET_3 = "I caaan't untie this!",
		TRINKET_4 = "I'll slaaap your shit!",
		TRINKET_5 = "I'm gonnaaa need a much bigger ship thaaan this if I want to leave this plaaanet!",
		TRINKET_6 = "Whaaat maaachine did these come out of?",
		TRINKET_7 = "Bored now!",
		TRINKET_8 = "What's this used for?",
		TRINKET_9 = "They're aaall the wrong colors.",
		TRINKET_14 = "Eughllll, I'm so sick of Hometaaa making me aaattend her tea paaarties.",
		TRINKET_15 = "How do you even plaaay chess?",
		TRINKET_16 = "How do you even plaaay chess?",
		TRINKET_17 = "Stop trying to teaaach me taaable maaaners Hometaaa.",
		TRINKET_18 = "I don't think the Anyaaaese government's gonnaaa faaall for a big wooden horse.",
		TRINKET_19 = "Spin!",
		TRINKET_20 = "Pfllllt! I can just stretch my limbs.",
		TRINKET_21 = "I wouldn't waaant to get whisked.",
		TRINKET_22 = "Whaaat use this this yaaarn?",
		TRINKET_23 = "But I don't need to weaaar shoes.",
		TRINKET_24 = "I haaate caaats.",
		TRINKET_25 = "It doesn't smell so fresh.",
		TRINKET_26 = "No good to eaaat.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "For time traaavellers.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "This should stop me from solidifying.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "One roaaasted nosey.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "One long nosey.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "One long nosey.",
		TUMBLEWEED = "Why would aaanyone want to play quick draaaw against me?",
		TURKEYDINNER = "So plentiful!",
		TWIGS = "I guess we're down to using sticks...",
		UMBRELLA = "But I love the raaain...",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "I'll leave the claaassy junk to my paaal Hometaaa.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "It doesn't look finished! It could be daaangerous.",
		WAFFLES = "It's my faaavorite!",
		WATERBALLOON = "It's wiggly and jiggly, like me.",
		WATERMELON = "Mellele-ohn!",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "Is it better cooked?",
		WATERMELONHAT = "Feels awkwaaard to weaaar.",
		WATERMELON_SEEDS = "It's watermelon seeds.",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "These caaan't stop lasers!",
			BURNT = "See whaaat I mean?",
		},
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "I don't think plaaant cell waaalls are thaaat much stronger.",
		WALL_STONE = "These maaake good cover.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Reaaady to deploy.",
		WALL_RUINS = "They look reaaally dense.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "How powerful of a beaaam can they stop?",
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Saaavaaage looking waaalls.",
			BURNT = "I didn't feel saaafe behind them anywaaays...",
		},
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Pickets!",
		WALL_MOONROCK = "The natural maaass of Gyermek will protect me!",
		WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "A waaall from Gyermek.",
		WALRUS = "You caaan't hunt an amoebaaa you schmuck!",
		WALRUSHAT = "I guess I gottaaa be laaadylike when I wear this.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "Whaaat was going on here?",
			GENERIC = "Let me in! I'm gonnaaa freeze!",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "Big tooth.",
		WARG = "He doesn't meaaan good news!",
		WASPHIVE = "They look extraaa pissy!",
		WETGOOP = "I guess I'm not the only wet goop now.",
		WINTERHAT = "I'm gonnaaa need this, I'm not freezing solid out here!",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Gotta know the temperature. I haaaate the cold!",
			BURNT = "Is it thaaat hot out?",
		},
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Whaaat's that flesh mound thing?",
			OPEN = "I'll give him aaan infection!",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "It's alreaaady sick!",
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "Yeeyes!!",        
		ICESTAFF = "Miasmaaa iglaaacius!",
		REVIVER = "An emergency orgaaanelle!",
		LIFEINJECTOR = "Inject my plasm with plasma.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER =
		{
			MALE = "%s waaas killed in aaaction against %s.",
			FEMALE = "%s waaas killed in aaaction against %s.",
			ROBOT = "%s waaas killed in aaaction against %s.",
			DEFAULT = "%s waaas killed in aaaction against %s.",
		},
		HUMANMEAT = "I don't think aaabsorbing this is moraaally decent.",
		HUMANMEAT_COOKED = "Well, it's no flesh I'd waaannaaa absorb.",
		HUMANMEAT_DRIED = "Drying it haaasn't helped much.",
		MOONROCKNUGGET = "I see moon rocks aaall the time!",
		WATHGRITHRHAT = "Now I caaan be a spaaace valkyrie!",
		SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "For Aaaasguaaard!",


		ANCIENT1 = "...",
		ANCIENT2 = "...",
		ANCIENT3 = "...",
		ANCIENT4 = "...",
		ANCIENT5 = "...",
		BAR = "...",
		COPPERNUGGET = "Pennies on the eyes of a dead mime.",
		FOODGEN = "How does that work?",
		FORCEFIELDN  = "Shield!",
		MECHBAT = "Aaaaah!",
		MECHAGUN = "Lazerz!",
		MECHALANCE = "Aaaaaah!",
		MECHAMINE = "Mines!",
		MECHASWORD = "Hero of Time!",
		MECHATENTACLE = "Huh?",
		METAL = "Clang!",
		METALARMOR = "...",
		PAWN = "What's this?",
		PAWNB = "What's this?",
		SCHEST = "Loot!",
		STONEHAND = "...",
		TESLA =		
		{
			BURNING = "What!?",
			BURNT = "How'd it get burned!?",
			CHOPPED = "...",
			GENERIC = "Artsy, I hate fine art.",
		},
		TESLA1 =		
		{
			BURNING = "What!?",
			BURNT = "How'd it get burned!?",
			CHOPPED = "...",
			GENERIC = "Artsy, I hate fine art.",
		},
		TESLA2 =		
		{
			BURNING = "What!?",
			BURNT = "How'd it get burned!?",
			CHOPPED = "...",
			GENERIC = "Artsy, I hate fine art.",
		},
		TESLA3 =		
		{
			BURNING = "What!?",
			BURNT = "How'd it get burned!?",
			CHOPPED = "...",
			GENERIC = "Artsy, I hate fine art.",
		},
		TESLAROD = "Looks rather dangerous.",

		BULBO = "Eh.",
		GEAR_ARMOR = "...",
		GEAR_AXE = "...",
		GEAR_HAT = "SO ELEGANT!",
		GEAR_HELMET = "Steampunk skateboarding?",
		GEAR_MACE = "...",
		GEAR_MASK = "Eerie.",
		GEAR_TORCH = "Lightbulbs and stuff!",
		GEAR_WINGS = "Wooo!",
		SENTINEL = "Eh?",
		WS_03 = "...",

		OZKIT = "Need for air.",
		OXYVENT = "Air!",
		OXYTREE =		
		{
			BURNING = "How!?",
			BURNT = "Vacuum put it out, phew.",
			CHOPPED = "Nooo!",
			GENERIC = "Air!",
		},
		AIRDOMEGEN = "Air!",
		AIRCANISTER = "I really need that!",
		

		BANANAPIE = "Got any banana cream pie?",
		BONEARMOR = "...",
		BONEHELM = "Cubone!",
		BONES = "Awkward.",
		BREAD = "I teleported bread!",
		CACTUS_COCKTAIL = "...",
		CHEESE = "Oooh cheese!",
		CRYSTALS = "...",
		CUT_WHEAT = "Wheaties!",
		DUG_WHEAT = "More wheat to plant.",
		EXTRACTOR = "It's something.",
		FERNSPINACH = "Iron!",
		FLOUR = "...",
		GRAY_CRYSTAL = "...",
		GRAYAMULET = "Gray but shiny.",
		HOUNDHEAD = "Creepy.",
		LEMONCOCKTAIL = "Ack! Sour!",
		LIGHTINGSTAFF = "Imputem fulmenus!",
		MINHIBITOR = "...",
		MOSQUITO_MILK = "How?",
		MUSHROOMSOUP = "MUSHR00M S0UP!",
		NUTMUFFIN = "...",
		NUTS = "Nutbags.",
		NUTS_COOKED = "...",
		NUTTREE = "So that's how these nuts grow.",
		OVERSALT = "Too much salt.",
		PANCAKES = "YES.",
		QUEENHELM = "La!",
		RIBS = "Dibs on ribs!",
		ROCKSALT = "Salt.",
		SALT = "Salt the wounds!",
		SALTNUGGET = "Salt Fuck.",
		SHELLDUST = "...",
		SPIDERHEAD = "Eeek!",
		SPIDERHELM = "...",
		TRANSTRUFFLES = "...",
		TRUFFLEEGS = "Oooh!",
		TRUFFLEHAM = "Mmmm!",
		TRUFFLES = "Woo hoo!",
		TRUFFLES_COOKED = "Wa-hey!",
		TRUFFLES_PLANTED = "Woo!",
		WHEAT = "...",
		WHEAT_PLANTED = "I need more wheat!",

		--- CAPY DLC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
		ANTIVENOM = "Stop those neurotoxins!",
		VENOMGLAND = "It's full of protein destroying fluid!",
		BLOWDART_POISON = "The slow kind of killer.",
		OBSIDIANMACHETE = "Nice, it cooks aaas it slices.",
		SPEARGUN_POISON = "They'll never survive.",
		OBSIDIANSPEARGUN = "Fire shots! I love this!",
		LUGGAGECHEST = "Lost luggaaage?",
		PIRATIHATITATOR =
		{
			GENERIC = "Maaaagic with a bit Gear Buccaaaneer charm.",
			BURNT = "It won't be aaany use now...",
		},
		COFFEEBEANS = "Ooollloooh, they're full of caaaffine!",
		COFFEE = "Coffee maaakes me zippy!",
		COFFEEBEANS_COOKED = "Premium roaaast.",
		COFFEEBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "I think it needs to be fertilized.",
			WITHERED = "It won't grow....",
			GENERIC = "Free coffee!",
			PICKED = "How long does it taaake for the beaaans to grow baaack?",
		},
		COFFEEBOT = "Mornin'.",
		MUSSEL = "It's a mussel cell!",
		MUSSEL_FARM =
		{
			 GENERIC = "What aaare those things?",
			 STICKPLANTED = "They'll grow aaall over it."
		},

		MUSSEL_STICK = "Mussels stick to it.",
		LOBSTER = "He tasty to absorb!",
		LOBSTERHOLE = "A premium dinner lives there.",
		SEATRAP = "As long as I staaay out of the waaater, it won't caaatch me.",
		SAND_CASTLE =
		{
			SAND = "It's my saaand fortress, where everyone is free.",
			GENERIC = "A citaaadel of saaand."
		},
		BOATREPAIRKIT = "Well it can't fix no spaaaceship.",

		BALLPHIN = "I caaan't understaaand sonaaar.",
		BOATCANNON = "I waaas hoping for some laaasers.",
		BOTTLELANTERN = "Sea glow in a glaaass.",
		BURIEDTREASURE = "Looks like we got loot to dig out!",
		BUSH_VINE =
		{
			BURNT = "Roaaasted vines.",
			CHOPPED = "Out of my waaay now.",
			GENERIC = "Such dense flora.",
		},
		CAPTAINHAT = "Hometaaa's a better captaaain, but I'm aaa better leaaader!",
		COCONADE =
		{
			BURNING = "Fire in the hole!",
			GENERIC = "It's a funny looking grenaaade.",
		},
		CORAL = "Pelaaagic life is so beaaautiful.",
		CORALREEF = "A greaaat baaarrier!",
		CRABHOLE = "There's a smaaall pincher's house in there.",
		CUTLASS = "Arrrghll! I be a spaaace pirate.",
		DUBLOON = "The fruits of spaaace piraaacy.",
		FABRIC = "Baaamboo maaakes such fine cloth.",
		FISHINHOLE = "Fish aaare swimming about.",
		GOLDENMACHETE = "Nice.",
		JELLYFISH = "Prepare to be aaabsorbed!",
		JELLYFISH_PLANTED = "Hey haaandsome.",
		JELLYJERKY = "It isn't reaaally jelly when it's dried out.",

		LIMPETROCK =
		{
			GENERIC = "There's little squirmers on there.",
			PICKED = "They're gone now.",
		},
		LOGRAFT = "Aaadventures on the seaaas of 'O Ke Kai!",
		MACHETE = "I'll need this.",
		MESSAGEBOTTLEEMPTY = "It's too smaaall for me to fit in.",
		MOSQUITO_POISON = "Somehow they found a waaay to maaake them worse!",
		OBSIDIANCOCONADE = "This one's got some extraaa pow!",
		OBSIDIANFIREPIT = "Those laavaaa rocks will reaaally stoke the fire.",
		OX = "He stinks!",
		PIRATEHAT = "It just needs Steaaampunk motif.",
		RAFT = "Impromptu.",
		ROWBOAT = "Well, I can at least traverse the waaatery cosmos with it.",
		SAIL = "Let the winds of 'O Ke Kai be my guide.",
		SANDBAG_ITEM = "So heaaavy...",
		SANDBAG = "These can stop bullets.",
		SEASACK = "Seaaa saaack aaattaaack!",
		SEASHELL_BEACHED = "It's a little shell.",
		SEAWEED = "Weeds of the seaaa.",

		SEAWEED_PLANTED = "The seaaas are full of flora.",
		SLOTMACHINE = "Casinos are maaade for the government to steaaal your money!",
		SNAKE_POISON = "He's venomous!",
		SNAKESKIN = "Snaaake membraane.",
		SNAKESKINHAT = "It's slippery like me.",
		SOLOFISH = "Weird looking fish there.",
		SPEARGUN = "Well it's no laaaser, but it works.",
		SPOILED_FISH = "It's too gross for an amoebaaa like me!",
		SWORDFISH = "Enguaaarde!",
		TRIDENT = "I should morph my taaail when I caaarry this.",
		--TRINKET_13 = "Ssssssody pop.",
		--TRINKET_14 = "I need a Lord Belulaargulaaa voodoo doll!",
		--TRINKET_15 = "Yooka-Laylee!",
		--TRINKET_16 = "Someone is missing their lisence.", -- #TODO: Why is this here?
		--TRINKET_17 = "I wonder if I could ride in it.",
		--TRINKET_18 = "It looks worth a lottaaa money.",
		--TRINKET_19 = "I haaate pills!", -- #TODO: What is this?
		TURBINE_BLADES = "These won't work in a vaaaccuum.",
		TURF_BEACH = "Beaaachy turf.",
		TURF_JUNGLE = "Very mossy.",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR = --#TODO: What does this item do?
		{
			GENERIC = "Whaaat is this used for?",
			OPEN = "I feel so tempted to throw something in.",
		},
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_BROKEN = "It's broken now.",
		WHALE_BLUE = "That's huge!",
		WHALE_CARCASS_BLUE = "He's reaaally starting to stink and swell.",
		WHALE_CARCASS_WHITE = "Haalalala! The conflict is resolved.",

		ARMOR_SNAKESKIN = "Aaaren't I slippery enough?",
		CLOTHSAIL = "Call me the waaaker of the winds!",
		DUG_COFFEEBUSH = "I need to plaaant this.",
		LAVAPOOL = "Stay out of the laaavaaa!",
		BAMBOO = "It grows everywhere on 'O Ke Kai.",
		AERODYNAMICHAT = "Or you could just run faster in a vaaacuum.",
		POISONHOLE = "I probaaably shouldn't go neaaar that.",
		BOAT_LANTERN = "Light aaat seaaa.",
		DEAD_SWORDFISH = "Enguaaarde died.",
		LIMPETS = "They're not aaall slime.",
		JELLYFISH_COOKED = "Is this what I'd look like cooked?",
		OBSIDIANAXE = "I hope I don't caaause a forest fire with this.",
		COCONUT = "Giant coco cell.",
		COCONUT_COOKED = "It tastes kindaaa iffy, but Hometaaa reaaally likes them.",
		BERMUDATRIANGLE = "Ominous...",
		SNAKE = "I'm the more slippery one!",
		SNAKEOIL = "Scaaam in a bottle.",
		ARMORSEASHELL = "My shell casing.",
		SNAKE_FIRE = "Fire snaaakes!?",
		MUSSEL_COOKED = "Roasted mussel cell.",

		PACKIM_FISHBONE = "That birdie loves this.",
		PACKIM = "He's gottaaa big beaaak!",

		ARMORLIMESTONE = "Dead coraaal aaarmor.",
		TIGERSHARK = "Thaaat's why I heaaard cellos!",
		WOODLEGS_KEY1 = "Keys keys keys.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY2 = "I haaate locked doors.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY3 = "Get the key maaan, the key.",
		WOODLEGS_CAGE = "He doesn't look like he's paaart of the geaaar buccaaaneers.",
		OBSIDIAN_WORKBENCH = "Teach me the secrets of the maaaunaaa.",

		NEEDLESPEAR = "Pointy spike.",
		LIMESTONE = "Compacted.",
		DRAGOON = "They're so braaash!",

		ICEMAKER = {
			OUT = "It's needs fuel.",
			VERYLOW = "Sounds kindaaa borked.",
			LOW = "It's waaarming up.",
			NORMAL = "I wouldn't waaant to crawl in there...",
			HIGH = "We got ice!",
		},

		DUG_BAMBOOTREE = "I need to plaaant this.",
		BAMBOOTREE =
		{
			BURNT = "Not as much use now...",
			CHOPPED = "Bushwhaaacked!",
			GENERIC = "It grows so faaast.",
		},
		JUNGLETREE =
		{
			BURNING = "Jungle fire!",
			BURNT = "Jungle tree roast.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivded!",
			GENERIC = "I must haaave laaanded on 'O Ke Kai.",
		},
		SHARK_GILLS = "I just breaaathe through my membraaane.",
		OBSIDIAN = "Laaavaaa rocks.",
		BABYOX = "Awlwlwlwlwlwwwww.",
		STUNGRAY = "Plew! Get them aaaawaaay from me!",
		SHARK_FIN = "Suck it shaaark, you're dead.",
		FROG_POISON = "He's got neurotoxins!",
		ARMOUREDBOAT = "Time to methodicaaally knock people's hats off.",
		ARMOROBSIDIAN = "I hope it doesn't cook me.",
		BIOLUMINESCENCE = "Glowy sea amoebaaas.",
		SPEAR_POISON = "This stick will maaake them sick.",
		SPEAR_OBSIDIAN = "Fire speaaar!",
		SNAKEDEN =
		{
			BURNT = "Take that snaaakes!",
			CHOPPED = "...",
			GENERIC = "Sounds slippery, and it aaain't just me.",
		},
		TOUCAN = "Toucan't!",
		MESSAGEBOTTLE = "There's some paaarchment in that bottle.",
		SAND = "Saaand, saaand, everywhere.",
		SANDHILL = "A tiny dune.",
		--PEACOCK = "Aaannoying!",
		VINE = "Vines for stuff.",
		SUPERTELESCOPE = "Oh god! I can see into forever!",
		SEAGULL = "Go piss a smaaartbot off or something!",
		SEAGULL_WATER = "Go piss a smaaartbot off or something!",
		PARROT = "Squaaawks!",
		ARMOR_LIFEJACKET = "But I caaan breathe underwaaater.",
		WHALE_BUBBLES = "Something's trailing blubbles.",
		EARRING = "It's no ordinaaary earring.",
		ARMOR_WINDBREAKER = "The wind sleeper.",
		SEAWEED_COOKED = "A tea snaaack for Hometaaa.",
		CARGOBOAT = "The hoaaarding ship.",
		GASHAT = "Smells reaaally nice.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS = "Such pointy needles!",
		DUG_ELEPHANTCACTUS = "A portaaable poker plant.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "Shaaarper than usual!",
		FEATHERSAIL = "Rito sail!",
		WALL_LIMESTONE_ITEM = "These would do more good if I plaaaced them.",
		JUNGLETREESEED = "Funny looking reproductive cell.",
		VOLCANO = "It's like the ones on 'O Ke Kai!",
		IRONWIND = "Perfect for traaaversing the seaa, won't work in spaaace.",
		SEAWEED_DRIED = "let's maaake sushi.",
		TELESCOPE = "It's not a kalidescope.",
		DOYDOYEGG_CRACKED = "The cell's broken!",

		PALMTREE =
		{
			BURNING = "Trouble in paaaridise!",
			BURNT = "Roaaasted coconuts.",
			CHOPPED = "You've been subdivided!",
			GENERIC = "Looks like I'm on the plaaanet 'O Ke Kai.",
		},
		PALMLEAF = "Makes for good beaaachy craaafts.",
		CHIMINEA = "When the waaar is through, I'm staaaying on 'O Ke Kai.",
		DOUBLE_UMBRELLAHAT = "But I like the rain...",
		CRAB = {
			GENERIC = "He's aaa little pincher!",
			HIDDEN = "Come baaack here you scaaamp!",
		},
		TRAWLNET = "It won't traaawl me.",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED = {
			SOON = "It is definitely sinking.",
			SOONISH = "I think it's sinking.",
			GENERIC = "Caaaught something!",
		},
		VOLCANO_EXIT = "Exit to this dungeon.",
		SHARX = "They're so wound up!",
		SEASHELL = "Shells of the seaaa.",
		WHALE_BUBBLES = "Something's trailing blubbles.",
		MAGMAROCK = "It's the islaaand's treasure.",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD = "It's the islaaand's treasure.",
		CORAL_BRAIN_ROCK = "I wish I haaad a braaain.",
		CORAL_BRAIN = "I guess now I caaan eaaat a braaain.",
		SHARKITTEN = "They maaay not be aaas defensless aaas they look.",
		SHARKITTENSPAWNER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "There's evil seaaa caaats inside!",
			INACTIVE = "Whaat's this lump of saaand?",
		},
		LIVINGJUNGLETREE = "Aaakwaaard...",
		WALLYINTRO_DEBRIS = "One wrecked ship.",
		MERMFISHER = "Shut up! Us amoebaaas can saaay more than glorp!",
        
        PRIMEAPE = "Stoopid monkey!",
        PRIMEAPEBARREL = "Where the dongs go to expaaand.",

        REDBARREL = "Thaaat looks like it's gonna blow...",
        PORTAL_SHIPWRECKED = "It's borked.",

		MARSH_PLANT_TROPICAL = "A plaaant.",

		TELEPORTATO_SW_POTATO = "Strange contraaaption.",
		PIKE_SKULL = "Pike's dead.",
		PALMLEAF_HUT = "I love the tropics.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL_COOKED = "Feesh.",
		LOBSTER_DEAD = "He'll make a good meaaal.",
		MERMHOUSE_FISHER = "It really smells like rotten fish!",
		WILDBOREGUARD = "You'll never turn 'O Ke Kai into your privaaate beach Lord Belulargulaaa!",
		WILDBORE =
		{
			DEAD = "GOOD.",
			FOLLOWER = "Please, you don'tm haaave to listen to thaaat piggy dictator!",
			GENERIC = "Lord Belulargulaa's 'O Ke Kaiese cronies!",
			GUARD = "You'll never turn 'O Ke Kai into your privaaate beach Lord Belulargulaaa!",
			WEREPIG = "He's triggered!",
		},
		PIRATEPACK = "This be Grunty's booty, touch it if you daaare.",
		TUNACAN = "Vacuum packed.",
		MOSQUITOSACK_YELLOW = "Aaare there such things as yellow blood cells?",
		SANDBAGSMALL = "Saaand.",
		FLUP = "Keep that tounge in your mouth!",
		SPIDER_TROPICAL =
		{
			DEAD = "GOOD!",
			GENERIC = "He's a spider with neurotoxins!",
			SLEEPING = "Shhhhlllllhhhh...",
		},
		OCTOPUSKING = "Octodaaad?",
		OCTOPUSCHEST = "High seaaa loot!",
		GRASS_WATER = "Very muddy.",
		WILDBOREHOUSE = "Beaaachy hut.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL = "I like aaabsorbing fish.",
		TURF_SWAMP = "Swampy not marshy.",
		FLAMEGEYSER = "Fire's shooting out of the plaaanet!",
		KNIGHTBOAT = "Knight on the maritimes!",
		MANGROVETREE_BURNT = "The roaaasted mangroves.",
		TIDAL_PLANT = "A plaaant.",
		WALL_LIMESTONE = "Sturdy.",
		FISH_RAW = "This one won't try to swim in me.",
		LOBSTER_DEAD_COOKED = "So taaasty looking.",
		JELLYFISH_DEAD = "I guess thaaat's the end of him.",
		BLUBBERSUIT = "I'll surround myself with faaat cells.",
		BLOWDART_FLUP = "How did he turn into a blowdaaart?",
		TURF_MEADOW = "Meadow turf.",
		TURF_VOLCANO = "The turf of Scelrisque.",
		SWEET_POTATO = "Sweet! It's a potaaato!",
		SWEET_POTATO_COOKED = "Yummy!",
		SWEET_POTATO_PLANTED = "Is that a potato?",
		SWEET_POTATO_SEEDS = "Sweet potato seeds.",
		BLUBBER = "Whaaale faat cells.",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_RING = "Whaaat's this for?",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BOX = "Whaat does this thing do?",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_CRANK = "Crank for whaaat contraaaption?",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BASE = "Thaaat looks important.",
		VOLCANOSTAFF = "Siesmelaaa Tremoro!",
		THATCHPACK = "Paaalmy pack.",
		TURF_DESERTDIRT = "Saaandy dirt.",
		SHARK_TEETHHAT = "A crown of teeth.",
		TURF_ASH = "Aaashy Aaalaaamo.",
		TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "Green fungus-y turf.",
		BOAT_TORCH = "Fire in the sky.",
		MANGROVETREE = "Maaangrove cove!",
		HAIL_ICE = "Cold.",
		TROPICAL_FISH = "So very colorful.",
		TIDALPOOL = "The tidal coaaast.",
		WHALE_WHITE = "From hell's heaaart I shall staaab thee!",
		VOLCANO_SHRUB = "It's a wee plaaant.",
		ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "No tool will dent thaaat, I've got to blow it up.",
		ROCK_CHARCOAL = "A giaaant burned tree?",
		DRAGOONDEN = "What's with those weights?",
		WILBUR_UNLOCK = "Whaaat's a monkey like him doing out here?",
		WILBUR_CROWN = "Whose crown is this?",

		TWISTER = "Thaaat isn't a normaaal tornaaado!",
		TWISTER_SEAL = "Thaaat poor guy waaas trapped inside!",
		MAGIC_SEAL = "Looks reaaaly important.",
		SAIL_STICK = "The winds shaaall tail me.",
		WIND_CONCH = "Stir up the atmosphere!",
		DRAGOONEGG = "It sounds like it's haaatching!",
		BUOY = "Maaaritime sign.", 
		CRATE = "Whaaat could be inside?",
		TURF_SNAKESKINFLOOR = "Snake rug.",
		BANANAPOP = "It's a potaaasium pop.",
		BISQUE = "It's reaaally seaaasoned.",
		CALIFORNIAROLL = "Whaaat's Californiaaa?",
		CEVICHE = "Looks stingy taaasting.",
		JELLYOPOP = "I know how it feels.",
		LOBSTERBISQUE = "It's Hometaaa's favorite side soup!",
		LOBSTERDINNER = "It's too baaad I can't reaaally savor taaastes.",
		SEAFOODGUMBO = "Glumblo, thaaat's a funny word.",
		SHARKFINSOUP = "Finny soup.",
		SURFNTURF = "YES.",
		SWEETPOTATOSOUFFLE = "Maaade from sweet potaaatoes and cells.",
		MONSTERTARTARE = "Is there a problem with the grill?",
		FRESHFRUITCREPES = "Crepes for someone who creeps and slips.",
		MUSSELBOUILLABAISE = "Bloo-yaaah!",
		MONKEYBALL = "Super Monkey Baaall!",
		TURBINE_BLADES = "It only works in an aaatmosphere.",
		MYSTERYMEAT = "Bleughlll, a bunch of enzymes are aaalreaady trying to eat it.",
		TROPICALFAN = "The breeze shouldn't freeze me.",
		PALMLEAF_UMBRELLA = "Perfect for the 'O Ke Kaiese getaway.",
		TREEGUARD = "Every tree is waaatching you!",
		WILDBOREHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "We should put these aaall over 'O Ke Kai, so Lord Belulargulaaa doesn't try to overtake it.",
			BURNT = "Good.",
		},
		SEASACK = "Seaaa saaack aaattaaack!",
		OX_HORN = "And to think it waaas trying to stab me eaaarlier.",
		OXHAT = "I am a spaaace valkyrie!",
		OX_FLUTE = "They sound drippy.",
		FIRERAIN = "Hellfire!",
		FIRERAINSHADOW = "Whaaat's thaaat!?",
		WOODLEGSHAT = "A bicorne of a not so spaaacey pirate.",
		WOODLEGSBOAT = "That's a real gloomy gaaalleon.",
		ARMOR_CACTUS = "At laaast, I have spikes!",
		KRAKEN = "The seaaa brings out the worst!",
		KRAKEN_TENTACLE = "I've pissed off the beaaasts of the seaaa!",
		KRAKEN_PROJECTILE = "Look out!",
		KRAKENCHEST = "You bet I deserve this!",
		WATERYGRAVE = "A wreck of the Gaaangplank Gaaalleon.",
		INVENTORYWATERYGRAVE = "A wreck of the Gaaangplank Gaaalleon.",
		PIRATEGHOST = "It's an ectoplaaasmic piraaate cell!",
		SNAKESKINSAIL = "It still kindaaa hisses in the wind.",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER = "Well, it's the closest I'll get to aaa gun out here.",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER_SPEAR = "Speaaared and loaaaded!",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER_POISON = "This will surely kill.",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER_OBSIDIAN = "Incindiaaary round loaaaded!",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER_WATHGRITHR = "Vaaad i helvete?",
		FISH_MED = "Fish is eaaasy to digest.",
		FISH_MED_COOKED = "If it's from the seaaa, I'll aaabsorb it.",
		BRAINJELLYHAT = "Aaat laaast! I haaave a brain! It doesn't feel much different from haaaving a nucleus...",
		WRECK = "Gaaangplank Gaaalleon.",
		SURFBOARD = "I'd raaather a hoverboard.",
		SURFBOARD_ITEM = "A hoverboaaard for the seaaa.",
		PORTABLECOOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "Cooking it up.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "It's aaalmost done!",
			DONE = "Ready to aaabsorb!",
			EMPTY = "At least the food I make won't be laced with aaanit-depressants.",
			BURNT = "Well, I cooked it a wee too much.",
		},
		PORTABLECOOKPOT_ITEM = "For cooking on the go.",
		SPICEPACK = "It's a haaat made into a paaack.",
		WOODLEGSBOAT = "Arlrlrlr!",
		WOODLEGSHAT = "Arlrlrlr!",
		WOODLEGSSAIL = "Arlrlrlr!",
		WHALE_TRACK = "Something's leaaaving blubbles.",
		PARROT_PIRATE = "Arlrlrlr!",
		SHIPWRECKED_ENTRANCE = "Saaailing aaadventure!",
		SHIPWRECKED_EXIT = "Time to return.",
		BIGFISHINGROD = "Fishing for big gaaame.",
		BOOK_METEOR = "Meteors won't do us in, evil dictaaators will!",
		DRAGOONHEART = "It's his blood pumping orgaaanelle.",
		DRAGOONSPIT = "Fire spit!",
		INVENTORYGRAVE = "Who left this?",
        INVENTORYMOUND = "Who left this?",
		RAWLING = "Wilson!",
		TURF_MAGMAFIELD = "Lava-y floor.",

--adhoc shipwrecked

        ENCRUSTEDBOAT = "How does it even floaaat if it's made of stone?",
        BABYOX = "Awlwlwlwlwlwwwww.",
        BALLPHINHOUSE = "A house aaat seaa.",
        DORSALFIN = "Now I caan scare people aaat seaaa.",
        NUBBIN = "As long as the cells live, I caaan grow more.",
        CORALLARVE = "A wee stub of coraaal.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH = "Give me your chromaplaaasm.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_PLANTED = "Maaaybe if I waaas rainbowy, I wouldn't unsettle people.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_DEAD = "Deaaad chroma jelly.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_COOKED = "A snaaack for the Chromaaa Hunters.",
        RAINBOWJELLYJERKY = "It isn't reaaally jelly anymore.",
        WALL_ENFORCEDLIMESTONE = "Cell waaalls at seaaa.",
        WALL_ENFORCEDLIMESTONE_ITEM = "I have to build it in the waaater.",
        CROCODOG = "He's in aaa hurry to bite me!",
        POISONCROCODOG = "Wubleeek! Did they haaaave to give him neurotoxins?",
        WATERCROCODOG = "They swim so faaast!",
        QUACKENBEAK = "A trophy from a high seaaa kill.",
        QUACKENDRILL = "Let's gut the plaaanet!",
        QUACKERINGRAM = "Why don't they maaake spaaaceships with these?",
        MUSSEL_BED = "Moving mussel cells.",
        SEAWEED_STALK = "A bit o' seaaaweed.",

    
    --- DLC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    

        CAVIAR = "Haaave some more caviaaar.", --have some more caviar
        CORMORANT = "Thaaat bird's caaarring fish cells.", --a sea bird that drops roe

        FISH3 = "Group group.", --a purple grouper
        FISH4 = "The fish of this plaaanet are mesmerizing.", --pierrot fish
        FISH5 = "Jett likes anything thaaat's neon.", --neon quattro

        FISH3_COOKED = "Grouper fingers.",
        FISH4_COOKED = "Tropicaaal fish grill.",
        FISH5_COOKED = "Whaaat do you caaall roaaasted neon?",

        FISH_FARM = --a circular net placed at sea to farm and contain fish
        {
        	EMPTY = "I should plaaace fishy egg cells in there.", --need to place roe
			STOCKED = "The eggs haaaven't haaatched yet.", --eggs placed
			ONEFISH = "Fishies are staaarting to haaatch!", --some fish
			TWOFISH = "A school is forming.", --more fish
			REDFISH = "It's getting crowded in there!", --even more fish
			BLUEFISH  = "Lots o' fish!", --lots of fish
        },

        ROE = "Fishy egg cells.", --fish eggs
        ROE_COOKED = "Hometaaa keeps making me absorb this at her teaaa parties.",
        
        SEA_YARD = --a mechanism that repairs your boat when near, fueled by tar
       	{
            ON = "Aaauto repaaair for seaaa ships!",
            OFF = "It's turned off.",
            LOWFUEL = "It needs more taaar.",
        },

        SEA_CHIMINEA = --a chamber that can be placed on water to make a campfire
        {
            EMBERS = "The fire's dying.",
            GENERIC = "Fire on the waaater, sure is clever.",
            HIGH = "At leaaast the waaater can keep me from cooking.",
            LOW = "Is the waaater putting it out?",
            NORMAL = "Fire on the waaater.",
            OUT = "It finaaally went out.",
        }, 

        TAR = "If I aaabsorb it, I'll probaaably become a tar monster, and steaaal people's notebooks!", --tar
        TAR_EXTRACTOR = --an oil rig
        {
            ON = "Pumping out the plaaanet's taaar blood.",
            OFF = "It's turned off.",
            LOWFUEL = "I need to refuel thaaat.",
        },
        TAR_POOL = "It must be full of giaaant microscopic taaar monsters.", --a slick of tar

        TARLAMP = "Smells like roaaad construction.", --a tar burning lamp
        TARSUIT = "I'm a taaar monster!", --a suit made of tar, keeps you dry
        TAR_TRAP = "When did I wind up on a raaace track?", --a slick of tar on the ground that makes you slow

        TROPICALBOUILLABAISSE = "It's amaaazing whaaat the seaaa has, culinarywise.", --a seafood soup

        RESEARCHLAB5 = "I'm a celluar scientist aaat seaa!", --an alchemy engine that can only be placed on the water
        WATERCHEST = "I hope it doesn't sink.", --a treasure chest that can be built on water

--A New Reign

        REDMOONEYE = "I don't trust giaaant eyes, the government waaatches us through them!",
        PURPLEMOONEYE = "RCEOS is waaatching you!",
        GREENMOONEYE = "Privacy is only a myth on Anyaaa!",
        ORANGEMOONEYE = "They've got eyes everywhere...",
        YELLOWMOONEYE = "Blind it! It's waaatching us!",
        BLUEMOONEYE = "Our secrets aaaren't saaafe!",
	SENTRYWARD = "But using this would only maaake me as naaasty as the Anyaaaese government.",
	ROCK_MOON = "It isn't aaalot to someone like me.",
	MOONROCKCRATER = "Staaanding, on the edge, of the craaater, like the prophets once said.",
        OPALSTAFF = "It sure is flaaashy!",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "A million colors for the Chromaaa hunters.",
        STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "It's like a reverse staaar? How does it work?",
        STAGEHAND =
        {
			AWAKE = "He's writing down my secrets! Our privaaacy is non-existent!",
			HIDING = "Thaaat's no ordinary taaable.",
        },
		ENDTABLE = 
		{
			BURNT = "But it waaas such a nice taaable.",
			GENERIC = "I guess I reaaally got to work on my taaable maaanners.",
			EMPTY = "Whaaat did Hometaaa saaay? A flower needed or something?",
			WILTED = "The plant cells are dying.",
			FRESHLIGHT = "Little glow.",
			OLDLIGHT = "The light is dying...", -- will be wilted soon, light radius will be very small at this point
		},
        STATUE_MARBLE = "Staaatues are evil!",
		CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "I'll make the baaattle plaaans to storm Lord Belulargulaaa's citadel here.",
			BURNING = "We needeed thaaat!",
			BURNT = "I still got it maaapped out in my nucleus, we need to fix thaaat before I forget.",
		},
		MAPSCROLL = "Nothing on map.",
		FEATHERPENCIL = "The feaaather waaas worth it.",
		INSPECTSELF = "To think I waaas just a little splaaat in a petri dish, now I'm a superhero!",
        MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "A communicaaator to Gyermek.",
            BROKEN = "It looks pretty busted.",
            STAFFED = "Whaaat will haaappen now?",
            WRONGSTAFF = "Doesn't seem to haaave chaaanged anything.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "Am I gonnaaa have to prop 2 of those upright?",
		SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
		{
			COVERED = "This evil dictator must have faaallen long ago. GOOD.",
			UNCOVERED = "Yes! Let's desecraaate it more!",
			FINISHED = "Wait, thaaat's no dictator... What does it mean?",
		},
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "He's waaatching us!",
		SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
		{
			COVERED = "Staaatues are for megaaalomaniaaacs!",
			UNCOVERED = "Swoomy! How's thaaat feel you naaarsaasistic mug!?",
			FINISHED = "I don't think we should haaave fixed it...",
		},
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Stone pipe thingies?",
		SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
		{
			COVERED = "It's reaaally decaaayed, I hope it meaaans he's not in power anymore.",
			UNCOVERED = "We decaaayed it more!",
			FINISHED = "It looks kindaaa freaaaky now.",
		},
        GARGOYLE_HOUND = "That might not be just a staaatue...",
        GARGOYLE_WEREPIG = "Whloaaaah! I thought thaaat waaas reaaal for a second!",
		BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Wubleeeeek!",
		TWIGGY_NUT_SAPLING = "Planty cells aaare growing.",
        TWIGGY_OLD = "The cells are getting old.",
		SHADOWDIGGER = "Shadowplaaasm mitosis!",
		CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "We won't be getting baaanaaanaaas now...",
-----------------------
        MUSHROOMHAT = "I'm finaaaly a fungaaal amoebaaa!",
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT2 =
        {
            ON = "It sure is faaancy.",
            OFF = "Mushroom decor.",
            BURNT = "It won't be much use now.",
        },
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "It sure is faaancy.",
            OFF = "Mushroom decor.",
            BURNT = "It won't be much use now.",
        },
        MUSHROOMBOMB = "It's gonnaaa blow!",
        SHROOM_SKIN = "This membraaane is covered in fungaaal amoebaaas.",
        TOADSTOOL_CAP =
        {
            EMPTY = "There's nothing reaaally here.",
            INGROUND = "Whaaat's this?",
            GENERIC = "What's the signifigaaance of this hole?",
        },
        TOADSTOOL =
        {
            GENERIC = "He's in aaaagony!",
            RAGE = "The mushrooms aaare maaaking him insane!",
        },
        MUSHROOMSPROUT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Mushrooms everywhere!",
            BURNT = "Chaaarred.",
        },
   		SCARECROW = 
   		{
			GENERIC = "Well thaaat's one staaatue I caaan toleraaate.",
			BURNING = "I guess we just haaave to burn them aaall!",
			BURNT = "Cooked.",
   		},
        CANARY =
		{
			GENERIC = "I feel kindaaa irritaaated looking at her.",
			HELD = "I don't haaave bones, but you still broke my thumbs!",
		},

		FEATHER_CANARY = "CHEAT AGOLDENGLOWTOPROTECTBANJO.",
		DRAGONFLYFURNACE = 
		{
			HAMMERED = "Not so hot now.",
			GENERIC = "Thaaat'll reaaally bake you.", --no gems
			NORMAL = "Hot!", --one gem
			HIGH = "Hot! Hot!", --two gems
		},
		BLOWDART_YELLOW = "I love shock weaaapons!",

--arts and crafts

        MOONDIAL = 
        {
			GENERIC = "I caaan see Gyermek from here.",
			NIGHT_NEW = "There's nothing reflected.",
			NIGHT_WAX = "Waaaxing.",
			NIGHT_FULL = "Gyermek is full, spooky things aaare bound to haaappen!",
			NIGHT_WANE = "Waaaning.",
			CAVE = "I caaan't see the sky.",
        },
		MUSHROOM_FARM =
		{
			STUFFED = "It's covered in shrooms!",
			LOTS = "We got mushrooms!",
			SOME = "Pinheaaads are blooming.",
			EMPTY = "Gotta seed it with some spores.",
			ROTTEN = "The log's been too eaaaten to grow anything now.",
			BURNT = "Won't be growing aaanything now.",
			SNOWCOVERED = "It's too cold for the mushrooms to grow.",
		},
		BLUEPRINT = 
		{ 
            COMMON = "It's schemaaatics!",
            RARE = "It's complicated schemaaatics!",
        },
        SKETCH = "Doodles on paper.",
        CHESSPIECE_PAWN = 
        {
			GENERIC = "I don't even know how to plaaay chess.",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_ROOK = 
        {
			GENERIC = "Let's storm thaaat caastle!",
			STRUGGLE = "I knew it waaas evil!",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_KNIGHT = 
        {
			GENERIC = "How's it a knight if he's a horse?",
			STRUGGLE = "Staaatues are evil!",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_BISHOP = 
        {
			GENERIC = "Whaaat's a bishop anywaaays?",
			STRUGGLE = "It's evil!",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_MUSE = 
        {
			GENERIC = "A queen is just an evil dictaaator!",
			--STRUGGLE = "Something's coming!!",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_FORMAL = 
        {
			GENERIC = "Maaah boi.",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_HORNUCOPIA = 
        {
			GENERIC = "Why teaaase people with faaake food?",
		},
        CHESSPIECE_PIPE = 
        {
			GENERIC = "I saaay.",
		},
        FOSSIL_PIECE = "A piece of reaaally old bone.",
        FOSSIL_STALKER =
        {
			GENERIC = "We need more bones.",
			FUNNY = "Thaaat's gotta be it, I meaaan I dunno, I don't know how skeletons work.",
			COMPLETE = "Well, now it aaactuaaaly looks like something.",
        },
   		SCULPTINGTABLE=
   		{
			EMPTY = "Mustaaache twirlers.",
			BLOCK = "Ohonhonhon.",
			SCULPTURE = "L'energie!",
			BURNT = "Good. Fine aaarts suck.",
   		},

		TRINKET_27 = "In every closet.", --coat hanger
		TRINKET_28 = "I don't know how to plaaay chess.", -- white rook
        TRINKET_29 = "I don't know how to plaaay chess.", -- black rook
        TRINKET_30 = "I don't know how to plaaay chess.", -- white knight
        TRINKET_31 = "I don't know how to plaaay chess.", -- black knight
        TRINKET_32 = "Their Future is not one we waaant to live in.", -- crystal ball
        TRINKET_33 = "Cheaaap.", --plastic spider ring
        TRINKET_34 = "Who leaaaves a severed monkey haaand lying around?", -- monkey hand
        TRINKET_35 = "I'm not gonnaaa slip into this.", --empty potion bottle
		TRINKET_36 = "I could just morph myself faaangs, but they wouldn't be shaaarp anywaaays.", --fake vampire teeth
		TRINKET_37 = "Someone tried aaand faaailed.", --broken oak stake

		HALLOWEENCANDY_1 = "It's full of sugaaar!", --candy apple
        HALLOWEENCANDY_2 = "I love sugaaary stuff!", --candy corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_3 = "It's just corn.", --a cob of real corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_4 = "Sweet!", --gummy spider
        HALLOWEENCANDY_5 = "Pure sugaaar for me!", --catcoon candy, wrapped generic piece of candy with catcoon face
        HALLOWEENCANDY_6 = "They aren't even maaade of cells.", --synthetic raisins
        HALLOWEENCANDY_7 = "Sweet dried graaapes!", --real rasins
        HALLOWEENCANDY_8 = "Sugaaar on a stick!", --ghost lollipop, small round
        HALLOWEENCANDY_9 = "I'm a jelly who eaaats jelly.", --jelly worm
        HALLOWEENCANDY_10 = "Thaaankfully it won't taaake me forever to eaaat it.", --tentacle lolipop, large swirl lollipop
        HALLOWEENCANDY_11 = "I love chocolaaate!", --choco pigs
        CANDYBAG = "Trick or treaaat!",
        CANARY_POISONED = "Die Caaanaaary Maaary!",
		SHADOWHEART = "How is this even an orgaaanelle?",

--cute fuzzy animals

		BEEQUEEN = "She's not a queen, she's an evil dictaaator!",
		BEEQUEENHIVE = "It's bigger thaaan usual.",
        BEEQUEENHIVEGROWN = "It's bigger thaaan usual.",
        BEEGUARD = "Be free bees, you don't haaave to listen to her!",

		CRITTERLAB = "Someone's hiding in there.",
        CRITTER_GLOMLING = "Such a bouncy little guy!",
        CRITTER_DRAGONLING = "He does taaake time to get used to.",
		CRITTER_LAMB = "Fluffs!",
        CRITTER_PUPPY = "I love doggies!",
        CRITTER_KITTEN = "I own you!",
		LAVAE_COCOON = "He's been freeze dried.",

		MARBLEBEAN = "How will this work, doesn't look like there aaare any traaaces of cells.",
		MARBLEBEAN_SAPLING = "It actuaaaly sprouted?",
        MARBLESHRUB = "So stone cells aaare a thing now?",
		ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE = "The plaaant cells haaave aaall turned to sediment.",
		ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE_OLD = "The plaaant cells haaave aaall turned to sediment.",
		ROYAL_JELLY = "Royaaal sugar!",
        JELLYBEAN = "Jellybeaaans are my kind of thing!",
		FENCE = "They caaan't fence me in.",
        FENCE_ITEM = "Let's put up a fence.",
        FENCE_GATE = "Who is the gaaatekeeper?",
        FENCE_GATE_ITEM = "Gatey.",

		LAVA_POND_ROCK = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "A laavaaa rock.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "A laavaaa rock.",

--herd mentality

        BUNDLE = "Bundled surplus.",
        BUNDLEWRAP = "Whaaat caaan we wraaap?",
        HIVEHAT = "I promise I'll be a good ruler!",
        MINISIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "That stuff here.",
            UNDRAWN = "It's blaaank.",
        },
        MINISIGN_ITEM = "Maaark our resources.",
        BEESWAX = "Bee faaat cells.",
		DEER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "The hunt is on!",
			ANTLER = "He'll be a good trophy!",
		},
        WAXPAPER = "Waaaxpaper, boiled footbaaall leather, DOG BREATH!",

--christmas
        DEER_ANTLER = "Why does it look like a key?",
        DEER_GEMMED = "The gems are beefing them!",
        WINTER_TREE =
        {
			BURNT = "It's ruined!",
			BURNING = "Why!?",
			CANDECORATE = "It's the Winter's Feaaast!",
			YOUNG = "Well there's a couple things I like about the cold seaaason.",
        },
		WINTER_TREESTAND = 
	
	{
	
	
	GENERIC = "We should plaaant a tree here.",
     
        BURNT = "We caaan't plaaant anything now!",
	
	},
        WINTER_ORNAMENT = "Well, these caaan cheer up my leaaast favorite seaaason.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTLIGHT = "Finaaally the winter isn't brutaaal anymore.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTBOSS = "A trophy ornaaament.",
        
        WINTER_FOOD1 = "Sweet little sugaaar man.", --gingerbread cookie
        WINTER_FOOD2 = "I love surgaaar!", --sugar cookie
        WINTER_FOOD3 = "Posh sugaaar!", --candy cane
        WINTER_FOOD4 = "I'm not aaabsorbing this. It'll maaake my cytoplaaasm gurgly.", --fruitcake
        WINTER_FOOD5 = "I didn't know you could aaabsorb logs.", --yule log cake

        WINTER_FOOD6 = "I wish people would caaall me pudding!", --plum pudding

        WINTER_FOOD7 = "Sweet juice!", --apple cider

        WINTER_FOOD8 = "This will stop me from freezing in a chocolatey waaay.", --hot cocoa

        WINTER_FOOD9 = "Cell white milk.", --eggnog

        KLAUS = "He's come to ruin our holidaaays!",
        KLAUS_SACK = "Is it full of presents?",
		KLAUSSACKKEY = "This haaas to be the right key, I neaaarly got killed trying to get it.",
		GIFT = "Presents!",
        GIFTWRAP = "Let's wraaap presents!",
--year of the gobblers

        CRITTER_PERDLING = "Little chickie!",
        DRAGONHEADHAT = "The draaagon's head.",
        DRAGONBODYHAT = "The draaagon's segments.",
        DRAGONTAILHAT = "The draagon's aaass.",
        PERDSHRINE =
        {
            GENERIC = "To worrship the gobblers?",
            EMPTY = "It demaaands a berry bush.",
            BURNT = "It's nothing now.",
        },
        REDLANTERN = "A cellulose laaantern.",
        LUCKY_GOLDNUGGET = "Nice!",
        FIRECRACKERS = "Paaarty grenaaades!",
        PERDFAN = "Birb breeze.",
        REDPOUCH = "Whaaat's inside?",

--against the grain

		ANTLION = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It's like one of those Kokopellian saaand worms.",
			VERYHAPPY = "Seems we reaaally cheered it up! Maaaybe it will give us spices.",
			UNHAPPY = "It's reaaally pisssed off!",
		},
		ANTLIONTRINKET = "A little shovel aaand paaail for something.",
        SUCCULENT_POTTED = "To go on aaany desk.",
		SUCCULENT_PLANT = "Succ.",
		SUCCULENT_PICKED = "Hehehe, succ.",
        TOWNPORTAL =
        {
			GENERIC = "Looks caaapaable of something.",
			ACTIVE = "It's gonnaaa taaake me somewhere.",
		},
        TOWNPORTALTALISMAN = 
        {
			GENERIC = "Looks importaaant, and worth a lot.",
			ACTIVE = "It caaan maaake psedopods out of saaand?",
		},
        WETPAPER = "Feels like me.",
        WETPOUCH = "Whaaat's in this flushed out saaack?",

        GOGGLESHAT = "Thor!",
        DESERTHAT = "Sand and sails!",
        CAVEIN_BOULDER =
        {
            GENERIC = "A piece of the plaaanet fell.",
            RAISED = "There's some loose rock up there.",
        },
		OASISLAKE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "There isn't much waaater on Kokopelli.",
			EMPTY = "I wouldn't waaant to slip into thaaat saaandpit.",
		},
		
--heart of the ruins
		SANDSPIKE = "A shaaarp saaandy psuedopod!",
        SANDBLOCK = "A saaandy citaaadel!",
        GLASSSPIKE = "It turned to glaaaass.",
        GLASSBLOCK = "Glaaass Paaalaaace.",
	STALKER = "It caaame baaack to life!",
        ATRIUM_RUBBLE = 
        {
			LINE_1 = "It's some kind of draaawing of a saaad society.",
			LINE_2 = "It's faaar to faaaded to maaake out.",
			LINE_3 = "A shaaadow is enroaaaching. It must haaave been an evil dictaaator!",
			LINE_4 = "They shed their membraaanes to emerge aaas shadowplaaasm... I'd vomit if I could.",
			LINE_5 = "It waaas a perfect city, or so they thought? CAAAUSE TOTAAALITAAARIAAAN WORLDS NEVER PROSPER!!",
		},
        ATRIUM_STATUE = "This staaatue is more thaaan evil...",
        ATRIUM_LIGHT = 
        {
			ON = "It got aaall bright.",
			OFF = "Whaaat's thaaat thing?",
		},
        ATRIUM_GATE =
        {
			ON = "I think this portaaal's too freaaaky for the Anyaaaese government to use!",
			OFF = "Whaaat's thaat thing for?",
			CHARGING = "I don't like thaaat humming sound...",
			DESTABILIZING = "It's unstaaable!",
			COOLDOWN = "It's overheaaated.",
        },
        ATRIUM_KEY = "I get wibbles just holding it.",

--atrium

        STALKER_ATRIUM = "We haaave to kill him! I'll never let Lord Belulargulaa control someone like him!",
        STALKER_MINION = "They're everywhere!",
        THURIBLE = "It's some kind of shaaadowplasm burner.",
        ATRIUM_OVERGROWTH = "Well things just took a creepy turn...",
		ARMORSKELETON = "They're coaaated in shadowplasm, and are reaaally gross.",


        SACRED_CHEST = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I think I need to put something in there.",
            LOCKED = "It's seaaaled shut.",
        },

        MINISIGN_ITEM = "Maaark our resources.",


--adhoc

        CHESSPIECE_DEERCLOPS = "It's still just aaas freaaaky.",
        CHESSPIECE_BEARGER = "It still maaakes me wibble.",
        CHESSPIECE_MOOSEGOOSE = "Whaat even waaas it?",
        CHESSPIECE_DRAGONFLY = "A draaagon slaaain.",
        SKELETONHAT = "It houses unspeaaakable insaaanity.",
        SLEEPBOMB = "I caaan haaardly staaay humanoid holding this.",

        TOADSTOOL_DARK = "Now it's a reaaal emo!",
        TOADSTOOL_CAP_DARK = "Daaark shrooms!",
        MUSHROOMBOMB_DARK = "Get out of the waaay!",
        MUSHROOMSPROUT_DARK = "They're depressed...",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "It's a... globin.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "It's too dark to see!",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "Thaaat'll caaatch fire aaany second now!",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "Mmm. Beaky.",
	},
}
